#im not doing anymore of these goodnight

[mayxo-hxh]

Im about to get controversial.

Out of chrollo, illumi and hisoka, hisoka is canonically the least likely to flirt to get anything he wants, if at all.

A lot of people think he's a natural flirt but I fear I couldn't have disagreed more. He only "flirted" a single time and that was solely to piss off machi, knowing she'd never agree. Hot take? He would've never asked if he knew she'd agree.

Also, bro's the biggest humanphobe in the anime. He keeps his distance from everyone. The only human physical contact he ever made was through fighting people. (If you're a person thats interested in seeing more evidence, I have an entire long thread about it on twitter that I do plan on posting here soon)

so u cannot give me 1 reason for hisoka to flirt with someone at a random bar but chrollo and illumi? i can think of a few.

chrollo, he already canonically flirts to get what he wants. straight up goes on dates gets a suit and shit. he has no reputation among the general public that hes concerned of that isnt the spider. Illumi? He's a manipulator. I HIGHLY doubt he never flirted to get something in his life from people who are too easy to win over. He's someone that wouldn't care what people think of him. He's also anonymous. People have no idea who tf he is anyways. If it affected the zoldyck reputation? Thats a different story.

Hisoka? he would fucking NEVER. Him specifically? HE HAS A REPUTATION. And whats that reputation? That hes an absolute disgusting freak that no one should dare to approach. He kills people. He fights live and makes sure the audience is always disgusted and weirded out by his actions and performances. You look at him and you should immediately look away and pray he hasn't seen you.

So riddle me this. If his entire shtick is making sure everyones afraid of him and avoids him, then why the hell would he get himself a reputation that makes him approachable????

Why would he get himself a reputation that makes you, as a person who only ever heard of him picking people up, want to approach him.

On top of that, I just.. don't see him picking random people up..??? random weaklings that dont even know nen????? he literally treats them like trash that inconveniences his time. You're saying he'd EVER give them the privilege of sleeping with him???

And then you'd say, oh so he'd sleep with strong people! HERES THE THING. Why would he sleep with them..... when he can fight them. Him getting off from fighting comes NOWHERE to actual sex. What people don't understand is that he gets off to killing people and seeing them crumble in front of him when they realize theyre going to die. Torturing people to death. What's... that got to do with like. yknow. actual sex bro 😭😭😭😭😭😭

this turned into a huge rant probably but do you know how genuinely depressing it is seeing a unique character like hisoka that gains lust through FIGHTING and KILLING reduced to. sex addict in fics. Like. be so fucking serious right now. He called himself a FIGHT ADDICT in the manga. Can I see more of him actually spending his time killing and fighting people instead of whatever the hell bros doing with a random npc.

Anyways this is also why I hc him as asexual/demisexual NEXTTTT

[luck-of-the-drawings]

"And soda; runs off into the street..." "...and soda... is totally okay!"

[marblerose-rue]

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the planes of existence

[en-chi-la-da]

i didn't mean to draw almost a full pose here lmao oops pls enjoy ur kokolight again anon and ty for your patience ✨ (the first ask)

[shukruut]

man chappell roan really said it best im so sick of online love

[quillisadoll]

I literally can't sleep because I can't stop thinking about Kyoya and Tamaki

SO

Here are some cute Tamaki and Kyoya head cannons (might be ooc might not be!)

TAMAKI👏IS👏 THE 👏BIG👏SPOON

Tamaki is a very cuddly and touchy guy while Kyoya isn't, buttttt he still likes Tamakis cuddles :( (I hate gay people)

Kyoya wakes up earlier than Tamaki on most days, mainly because Kyoya can NOT deal with Tamakis bullshit right as he wakes up.

Anyways on the rare days Kyoya sleeps in Tamaki likes to set up a little breakfast in bed sort of thing (with the help of their maids ofc. Tamaki is banned from the kitchen)

And while it is really cute Kyoya typically doesn't eat in the mornings, he still eats it tho to make Tamaki happy

Tamaki writes little post notes saying really corny shit like "I love you to the stars and back" or whatever and put it in Kyoyas Notebooks and stuff, Tamaki doesn't know this but he keeps every single one CUZ HES GAY

Kyoya would infact still love Tamaki if he was a worm

Kyoya has learned flower language and on rare occasions has given Tamaki flowers that mean "I love you " it is quite literally the corny-est thing he has ever done in this relationship

Kyoya is asexual! And Tamaki during pride month goes crazy. One time he surprised Kyoya by getting a cake that says "congrats on being ace!"

Kyoya almost broke up with him right then and there.

You know that one tiktok audio that's like "I'm deeply worried about my husband" " what do you see in him?" " He makes me laugh "

Yeah that right there is how I see Kyoya and Tamaki.

They go on little walking dates with Antoinette (Tamakis dog)

They have a favorite cafe that they just chill at. They found it when they last went to Haruhis house!

Kyoya dreads pride month cuz Tamaki goes WILD he only wears rainbow clothing and goes over the top with gift giving.

[dimeadozencows]

Merry crisis

[mothbeasts]

i miss posting and making and engaging with ieytd content but I will be honest sometimes it feels alienating. as a lesbian.

[tagerrkix]

GHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

GHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[royallygray]

The irony of finally convincing myself that there is a possibility that Lily and James could date each other at some point in their youth, and then instantly falling into the Marauders fandom where half the stuff is Jegulus is not lost on me

[softandwildx]

The person who sexually harassed me when we were in school together called my job today asking for an interview. I had to set them a time for tomorrow. They had no idea it was me of course, but their name on the caller ID left me shaking for a good few minutes after the call ended.

I, in the most polite, respectful, and diplomatic way I could, told my boss the nature of the situation and that if he were to consider hiring them, it would ultimately be them or me.

He didn't even hesitate before saying he absolutely wouldn't hire this person if it made me uncomfortable, he wouldn't take a chance on anything happening to me or someone else, and he'd make sure they don't know I work there when they interview.

I want to emphasize that this was all of 10-15 years ago. My experience certainly isn't the worst it could have been. But the fact that my boss took me at my word, took me seriously, and told me he understood without judgment nearly had me in tears.

I know the bar is low. But I've never felt valued as a person in any job until I got here. Especially by a man, in a position of authority. It just reminded me that it's not all bad out there and some people are genuinely good, at least in facets.

I'm very very grateful and I also want to remind anyone who may encounter a similar situation to speak up, stand up for yourself. You may not get the reaction that I did, but for me, risking my station seemed like an easier choice than being forced to work with my abuser.

Take care of yourselves, friends 💜

[smoosnoom]

compunction

His hand is steadily aching. Will says, “You shouldn’t have punched him.” Mike pushes his fingers into his thighs. “That’s stupid.” “I wish you didn’t,” Will readjusts. He brings up a hand to hold Mike’s face again, fingers a little damp where they press against his cheek, his jaw. Mike wants to lean into it. “He isn’t – he doesn’t bother me anymore, you know. What he says. It doesn’t matter. He doesn’t matter.” Mike shrugs. “I don’t regret it,” he says, and Will leans away, looks at him properly. “I’d do it again.”

Mike gets hurt, and Will fixes him up, in more ways than one.

[pawl3ss]

Please tell me im not the only one that just cannot sleep in warm rooms or generally places that are too warm for me

[bunnihearted]

🌙☁️🌌

[dragons-and-yellow-roses]

I was just listening to a song I used to love while we were friends. I listened to it so often, we talked so often, it became the background music to our relationship.

I'm listening to it while I knit. I often forget that I started knitting because of you. I remembered tonight. It's strange, I never knitted anything for you. I've knitted for other loved ones, rarely for myself, but never for you. I remembered you showing me the amazing things you made, and I wished I could get to that level of skill. But at that time, you had to explain to me how to purl because I couldn't get it.

Everything reminds me of you in a terrible way. Everything I do is an echo of you. I started painting so that I could paint for you. I started knitting to bond with you. I hear your voice in the music I listen to. You're haunting the things that I love. Will I ever make a brush stroke or stitch without you on my mind?

[quillisadoll]

I can't sleep again 💀

SO imma be talking about / reviving this really old idea I had back in like 5/6th grade (I feel so old saying that)

My idea is that what would happen if one of the twins died like in a car crash or something like that.

For example let's say hikaru died in this tragic accident .

How would Karou respond to that??? How would the other host members respond to that???

Because like their whole thing (up to their character ark) is being basically the same person SO if we remove one half of the person how would the other half react

My current thoughts is that Karou wouldn't even bear to look at himself or leave his bed like at all and the hosts would be concerned and stuff yadda yadda but the real kicker is that people STILL CALLS HIM HIKARU SOMETIMES and that causes him to spiral.

But anyways that was my little au idea thing :3 feel free to add onto it lol

(go look at my tags I'm silly in the tags)