#im only kidding

[f-smutt-fitzgerald]

Here’s an idea for Trein x Mc him being dom

*angrily throws chair across the room* FUCK

*paces around the room* NO, JUST... NO!

*picks the chair back up and sits for a moment in deep contemplation*

*throws arms out in frustration* MAYBE.

[xhellodollyx]

Just watched the first episode of the new season. Literally my only thought right now is in thinking that Chucky's end game is to get the nuke codes LMAO. Cause why the hell else would he be in the White House?

[deacblues]

gwen is pretty trans coded in the new movie, does that make miles a chaser?

[mellodiies]

mello being a boss, acting as if he wouldn't happily be someone's lap dog

[noctude]

it's show and tell day???? no one told me that!! fuck you all. anyway. uh. i can uh. i can show you a photo of my cat?

no. fuck you in particular

[payasita]

being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent

[bulletsgirl]

ppl who werent changed forever by youre gonna go far kid by the offspring when they were like 11 and insanely impressionable you just cant understand me

[what-do-1000-swords-look-like]

Dean: "I was working my own gig. This voodoo thing down in New Orleans."

Me:

[rileyclaw]

bunch of silly doodles of these guys from the past week or so

[ourjacketsworkjustlikeparachutes]

tryna move to providence and be a junkie in peace

[the-nefarious-vampire]

"you only say you're autistic because you want to feel special and different" actually finding out i was autistic made me feel significantly less special and different. before i was autistic i was Strange and Unpredictable in some sort of Unknowable way which Surely meant i was Predestined for Greatness (like storybook character). now im just some fuckin autistic guy like any other. i significantly prefer it this way btw

[anotherpapercut]

just had an absolutely sickening conversation with a 20 year old I work with wherein I had to impress upon her that her and her friends need to be extremely cautious going to the gay clubs right now with increasing attacks happening. make sure any very young, very newly adult queer people in your life know that we're a family and community and part of that is being willing to fight for your siblings lives if they're under attack. even if it's a person you despise, you stick up for your family and they will stick up for you. we are all we have. the cops refuse to help, and so do most people outside the community. we cannot survive without each other

[pokeberry5]

tim "faking" a bicycle accident to get his neighbor to come help him, based on @upswings's post, which gripped me by the throat the moment i read it

extras:

[catmask]

for me at least, theres always been a really stark divide in the 'child character is the main antagonist' sort of stories.

on one hand. theres stories that rely on the shock factor of a child being evil, because we're supposed to believe that kids arent capable of that sort of thing. i guess its supposed to be frightening but the novelty always wears off really quickly for me.

i think 'a child is the villain' always lands most successfully for me when a kid is given power beyond their years (either by adults around them or otherwise supernatural/societal forces) and then everyone is floored when they arent exactly responsible with that power. and sometimes theyre even selfish! not because that kid is evil, but because theyre a kid.. acting like a kid would in their situation.

it means that any sort of story that follows requires a protagonist to reason with someone who may not even understand the harm theyre doing, or worse - not have the life lived to understand why they should care in the first place. and also, i think watching what happens when u have an destructive force seeking comforts that any child deserves doing whatever they can to have those things is (to me) much more interesting than 'child who is fucked up and evil for no reason but being born that way actually'

[khickuwa]

Dear God, won't you look at me? Even for a moment, won't you let me pretend you're mine?

[penny-for-your-past]

Modern Pride and Prejudice AU where Mrs. Bennet is obsessed with getting her daughters employed and all of the proposals are job offers.