#yall need jesus

[skunkox]

To my Sam, Milo, and Vega lovers,

YA'LL ARE UNHINGED AND YUH NEED YOU'RE ASSES WHOOPED

I love ya'll. Truly, I do. But I have never seen so many evil and thirsty mfs in one place, and it scares me.

[f-smutt-fitzgerald]

There seems to be a general agreement un fandom that malleus has 2 dlcks 🤔 Do you think a) they are facing left and right, or b) one is on top, another is beneath it 🧍

Y'all... Y'all need Jesus.

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But probably B) Top and bottom.

[mintaikcorpse]

Me reading how the Pokemon fandom talks about Volo:

[fangswbenefits]

Given how high in nutrients/how fatty breast milk is, do you think after a while of Miguel indulging in his little ~habit~ you’d notice him filling out a bit more 👀

[cherypopin]

Tumblr is scary sometimes, one moment I'm reading a funny fic about the bat family the next I'm reading one of the most degrading, self-humiliating, sinful, shit I've ever read that ends up waking something up in me ngl but still man. Like my brother in christ maybe some holy water will quench that thirst because damn. (Same tho)

[themperor-rome]

Kara and Mon El may be separated but they are canonically still in love.

Supercorp shippers are delulu.

[pruechoas]

Spotify is on something

Not explicit my ass. Like have ya'll fully calculated the lyrics. Don't get me wrong it's a good song but would you want a elementary school student listening to this thinking it ok. No and if yes you need help.

[chishiii-shuntaro]

what’s an invention you’d like to make but haven’t yet?

A bonk bat for all of the horny people on my dashboard. — Chishya

[ipoxcky]

WHY DOES ALL OF AO3 WANT TO FUCK TYLER JONES??????

[f-smutt-fitzgerald]

Here’s an idea for Trein x Mc him being dom

*angrily throws chair across the room* FUCK

*paces around the room* NO, JUST... NO!

*picks the chair back up and sits for a moment in deep contemplation*

*throws arms out in frustration* MAYBE.

[italoniponic]

Vil & Idia's Overblot forms: *exists*

Me: THE POWER OF GOD COMPELS YOU

[claire-de-lune-poetry]

Stalk-her-

Stalker, gawker, a real bird eye hawker

Shocker the mocker is trying to copy her

Your jealousy will never make you an applauder

Can never cheer for others daughters

I'll be watching your karma while I drink spring water

Honey I have the pen so I'm the author

You are on a very dangerous teeter-taught-her

And teach you it will a lesson from this blogger

Fear mongerer constantly sending profiles of erotica

I bet they would be given an Oscar

You can have your onlyfans and I'll be William Faulkner

Excuse me while I set my tea cup on this saucer

For they say come hell or high water

I'll be waiting for your ego slaughter

And you'll be nothing more than a envious shit-talker.

[watasemasaru]

so i've decided living is too bad!

[queercowgal]

Had a wet dream last night

[daughtertenebrarum]

Goodnight to everyone (except Calvin Weir-Fields' simps. Y'all need a fucking therapist.)

[americanquandaledingle]

I say this in the nicest way possible

some bros on tumblr need to chill out dawg 😭😭 that cnc masked men crap is genuinely concerning