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[maryaustria]

[theorderofthetriad]

cause they both wear horns and are sluts, get it?

[qroier]

current mood

[monochromealien]

Like blood on the snow

Featuring Skađi from @felwinterpeak and the Princess

[cosmicanamnesis]

easily the most narratively useless bit of worldbuilding TA and I ever came up with (well before the idea to write the TechnoFae into a book) was random profiles of the background music scene and specifically a band we called The MTVs

they're a CRT-head music duo a la Daft Punk. they're EXTREMELY underground. they play small gigs weekly at one of three bars, and every week they perform completely new music in wildly varying genres under different names, but always as a dichotomy (Analog & Digital, Strange & Charm, Summer & Winter, you get the idea). they aren't actually called The MTVs, that is a name used exclusively by fans of their work to talk about them on forums online. once, when going by Analog & Digital, they performed a song called Trans Wrongs that earned them the secondary nickname The HRT Monitors.

they have no online presence and they've never actually released an album. fans of their work take video or audio recordings of them and upload them online. they will, occasionally, take those audios and burn their own unlabeled CDs to sell at shows. they never make more than 10 at a time and they're completely random; you and a friend might buy two CDs and get two completely different selections.

but the funniest bit of this is actually the guy their fans have dubbed The MTVs Stage Manager.

the venue they play at on any given week is completely random. no one's ever been able to find a pattern. and their set is never announced anywhere ahead of time. one guy camped out in front of one of their usual venues for a month and never saw them.

but. there is one guy that people have noticed has been at every single show. he doesn't seem to be a fan, he's just. there. inexplicably, at every single one. no one knows who he is, and fans have taken a real Batman's Ass approach to trying to identify him. he's a cryptid. a ghost. a myth. a fucking legend. no one's ever been able to talk to him. the band doesn't know who he is (but when asked, they also act like they're brand new, never played anywhere before, completely deflect if you try to ask them abt their older music).

the one consistent fact is that the Stage Manager ALWAYS gets to the venue about twenty minutes before the MTVs play, so people will try to take pictures of Random Dudes that Might Be The Right Guy and have a shocking ~67% success rate finding where the MTVs are gonna play. that percentage goes up the shittier the picture is. a decently clear, torso-up shot of a Random Guy whose face is obscured by something is probably not the guy, less than 50% chance that The MTVs will be there, 46% at best if that's the only picture anyone puts up. an Extremely Blurry picture of Some Guy's Shoes and the image isn't even loading for like half the people trying to look at it? 90% chance The MTVs will be wherever that guy is.

and yes, I did figure out how to work this into the story. we'll see if it takes.

[effemimaniac]

that feel when they make a derivative post using your viral meme format but don't even follow you back u_u

[myshredda]

WAIT A MINUTE

COMPUTER. ENHANCE.

PUPPETEER SPOTTED

[choose-your-own-dentistry]

"reblog my fucking art" to "reblog my fucking poll" pipeline

[maryaustria]

If you ever wondered what sort of problems tall girls face just look at how big a normal sized burger is for me. :(

[msommers]

ellana hours....

[creaturebloom]

im vagueblogging here but literally biden is already crushing pro-palestinian protests and this "gotcha" on trump openly saying he will do that is uhhh not anything actually

[cookiesandcrumbs]

Spring collection by Cookiesandcrumbs

[tspultradeluxe]

1.9?????????????

[cuttingstone]

Sage steel

like how i post do you :J

[incorrectdccomicquotes]

Red Hood: I promised I’d get revenge.

Nightwing: You’re wrong, Hood. That image playing over and over in your head like a gif, it’s not the truth.

Red Hood: It’s pronounced ‘jif.’

Nightwing: Huh?

Red Hood: dot jif, like the peanut butter. The creator said so.

Nightwing: That’s dumb. It’s ’graphics interchange format.’

Red Hood: the ‘P’ in jpeg stands for ‘photographic,’ but I bet you don’t say ‘j-pheg.’

Nightwing: ‘P’ on its own isn’t pronounced like ‘F.’ That’s totally different.

Red Hood: It’s exactly the same.

Nightwing: Name one word that starts with ‘G’ pronounced like ‘J.’

Red Hood: Gentrification.

Nightwing. Shoot. I should have thought of that. I was just in San Francisco.

Red Hood: For your logic to be consistent, you’d have to say ‘scubah’ or ‘laseer.’

Nightwing: Yeah? Well, you’d have to say ‘j-pej!’

Nightwing: Wait, ‘laser’ is an acronym?

Red Hood: Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation.

Nightwing: Huh. Didn’t know that. You’re still wrong though.

Red Hood: You just hate me because I’m right.

Nightwing: I just hate you in general.

Red Hood: You mean in geh-neral?

Nightwing: Ugh, I am joing to kill you!