Barry is the speedforce?
Yeaaaaaaaah?
It's complicated.
He created it, he generates it, he is the avatar of the speedforce, the keystone of the speedforce, he canonically can't be separated from it, he feels pain when the speedforce does, there are ancient prophecies inferring that Barry is the speedforce, ect. One can't live or exist without the other and they are intrinsically linked.
I guess it just depends how much you want to read into the prophecies? You could look at like 'Barry and the Speedforce are soul bonded' or you could look at it like 'the speedforce and Barry are the same and Barry just doesn't know that'. Personally? I go with the latter.
Also this is not to be confused with the time Bart was the speedforce. Because that also happened. All the other speedsters got sucked into the speedforce and Bart ... sucked the speedforce into himself. He became the speedforce and the speedforce became him. So technically at that time Bart was Bart Allen, the Speedforce, Barry Allen, Wally West, Max Mercury and every other speedster at the same time. Twas weird and strange and Bart did not have a fun time with it.
So yeah, usually Barry is the speedforce but it's never explicitly written out, Bart was once but hated it, and Bart&Max are probably the only two speedsters who actually know/understand that.
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A customer comes in, pays for her room, and spends a good 30 seconds hemming and hawing over what kind of receipt she wants.
She eventually settles on email, but gets mad when she's prompted to type it in.
"You should already have it on file," says the woman who has never given us her email address (we don't ask for emails when booking over the phone and don't offer confirmation numbers).
She begins typing it in about one letter per second and then asks me where the spacebar is.
"Space in an email?" I ask.
"Nevermind, I found it."
Not sure what she found.
She gets to the @ symbol and then gets mad again because she can't find the right website.
It autofills for gmail, yahoo, and outlook, so I tell her to type hers in manually.
She says that's not an option.
I tell her it is.
She insists it is not.
Without even looking I reach my hand over the touchscreen and press the "other" button, which brings up the keyboard.
She stares blankly at it for another 10 seconds, so I ask if she just wants a printed receipt because at this point it's been about 3 minutes since the transaction ended.
She says yes, and then does nothing.
I reach over the touchscreen again and exit out of the email page.
On my side of the register I go to print her out a physical receipt, but it won't let me because the network is down and the credit card machine can't connect to the wifi.
I tell her it hasn't gone through yet because it's still waiting on the wifi, but this happens a lot, so it should clear itself up in a few seconds.
She takes out her card and asks to run it again.
I tell her I can't run it it because the wifi is down, but it'll go through in a second.
She insists on running it again because she juat deposited money into her account earlier.
I explain AGAIN that the card reader is down because of the wifi, that I cannot run her card again, but the first transaction should go through in a couple of seconds.
She scoffs and says she might have to call her bank because she just put money in that account.
The urge to stab myself in the trachea with a ballpoint pen is rising.
The wifi connects, the transaction goes through, I print her out a receipt.
She says she's gonna call her bank because she doesn't want to get charged twice even though I ran the card once and only once.
The urge to stab myself in the trachea has still not gone away.
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Sometimes I wonder why I keep giving up on dnd runs and then I do basic research into it and I feel like I’m in my primary class at church trying to read from the king James Bible
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So. Apparently halfas are like phoenixes or something, which Danny would’ve really liked to know.
See, usually with ghosts if they’re forced to retreat to their cores they reform as was, but apparently, since they’re still partially living, schrodinger's people and all that, halfas have to regrow their body from scratch. At least that’s what he’s understanding from Frostbite.
But how come he has to deal with it? It’s Dan’s fault for trying to pull such a stunt! Oh, it’s either him or Vlad? Well fuck, he might have calmed down and is going to therapy in both the living realm and the Zone, but he’s waaay not equipped to raise a child except for like, monetarily wise.
Well dammit, how long will this core incubation thing last, he has his new job in… let him check which offer he accepted again… He has his new job in Coast City that he needs to finish packing for and then all the rest of the stuff to do.
What do you mean it’ll take months?! He doesn’t have months?! Urgh, fine. At least being a mortician isn’t that exciting, nor dangerous. Just hand him Dan’s core and he’ll figure things out for the living side of things. He’s sure Tucker and Sam wouldn’t be against helping, if only to try and claim favorite aunt or uncle spots.
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I'm fully obsessed with how willing some people are to take things at face value. I did some reading to find out the best star trek TOS novels and on so many of them (interestingly enough it's usually for the ones written by women, but I digress), people leave bad reviews specifically with the same complaint, time and again. "Spock is too emotional in this. Spock is purely logical you can't write him with emotions like this." And every time i read that complaint i am fully fucking flummoxed, because of COURSE Spock is emotional, what the hell are these people talking about. Spock is shown over and over again in the show to be a deeply emotional person. This is something he vehemently denies, granted, but it is obviously intended to be clear to the viewer that he is LYING when he denies having emotions. Jim and Bones have very specific Looks reserved for when he tells this lie.
There is a very specific reason Spock tells that particular lie, of course. A pretty emotion-based one at that. Spock has a very complicated relationship with his parents and with his human versus his Vulcan culture. Growing up on Vulcan of course Spock wanted to be less human, and be more like his peers. But the fact is that even Vulcans are not naturally emotionless/logical, and they actually have very specific historical reasons for so deeply valuing logic over emotion. So it is absolutely baffling to me to see people just take what Spock tells us about himself entirely as truth. Spock is a bitch and a liar (affectionate) and he is so deeply human in so many ways. That's why people enjoy his character in the first place, imo.
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pet peeve is when fantasy media includes an in-depth calendar system. i barely know what month we’re in as it is, now I have to keep track of your made up months? First seed? Wintermarch?? 8:24 Blessed? Stardate 49373.4? JULY????
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Really fucked up that, when they’re young, Patrick and Art are SO tactile with each other, so comfortable sharing the same space. Art lets Patrick touch him and move him and physically overwhelm him and easily acquiesces to it, if not outright enjoys it.
Then in the present, they’ve been so far out of each other’s orbit for so long, held such animosity that when they have their moment alone in the sauna, Art physically recoils from Patrick’s close proximity! It’s so painful to watch because even as Patrick’s goading him, it’s so obvious he wants to be able to get back into Art’s space. But Art has erected all these walls around himself, he refuses to give Patrick an inch or even admit to missing how close they used to be!
AND THEN we see Art and Tashi later and he wants her to hold him, to be gentle with him, and just TOUCH him. Like, he does miss that kind of close physical contact! He either doesn’t know how to ask for it or is uncomfortable being that openly vulnerable. Worth noting that he pretty much always defers to Tashi in regard to initiating physical intimacy (with their first kiss, though he does state his desire, SHE has to be the one to make the first move). And it seems pretty obvious that Tashi herself isn’t comfortable providing that intimacy, whereas Patrick actively seeks to provide it (the hug/forehead kiss after their win together in the early years, dragging the stool closer to him).
Art has tried very hard to act like he doesn’t need physical affection and even though his discipline and devotion to Tashi has made him a stronger tennis player, it’s made him a hollow person, which, in turn, has kept him from becoming a GREAT tennis player.
All of this, of course, is why the ending hits so damn hard.
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