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[alithetiredartist]

huntlow as spto

[youhalfwit]

You’re out of touch💥

[cakerapop]

[quantim]

I’m on vacation!

[wenevergotusedtoegypt]

“Jews who can’t formally convert are still Jews”

Literally they are not, words mean things

[wildwitche]

Since Chen recommended Garmadon to change the signature in the letter, he could be not only and the owner of Mr. Chen's Noodle House but also a matchmaker!!

he seemed to know that this letter will be the very last push to choose one of the brothers

just imagine, you are walking in Ninjago city and you see flyers and signs with Chen painted on them and the inscriptions: "There is a woman you like and you want her to become yours? Then come to Cupidon Master Chen's studio and I will tell you how with the help of only two things you can make your dream"

and the one person comes to him for advice and he says:

Chen: first you must have a brother....

someone: but i don't have a brother !

Chen: oh, then nothing will work

Someone: what is he for me?

Chen: everything is simple. You must have a brother so that he also falls in love with this girl, so that he then writes a letter declaring his love, so that you can then intercept the letter, change the signature and send it from your name

Someone: and..?

Chen: and then she will receive a letter from you, thinking that you wrote it, and after that you will be a couple, then you will have a wedding and children and you will be happy

Chen: when you pay for this procedure, you will also receive people to intercept your brother's letter so that you can change the signature )

and you know, the person agrees to this, and reads the contract to sign, but there are a lot of clauses, and one of them is written about a warning but in very, very small letters, it says something about a squall:" but then something will happen to you, you will still disappear , and when it's back to normal again, you'll be with your wife again for a while, but you'll have to disappear again and your wife will only miss you for a couple of seconds and forget about you, because your brother will be with her"

[ankimolover181]

Belial.

Also me when Ankimo.

[hairen13]

I spelled Jaren’s last name wrong at first. Ben fans don’t clobber me. 🤣

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[nosongunsung11]

collection of posts for a very specific dynamic

[sylvies-kablooie]

i do unironically think the best artists of our generation are posting to get 20 notes and 3 reblogs btw. that fanfic with like 45 kudos is some of the best stuff ever written. those OCs you carry around have some of the richest backstories and worldbuilding someone has ever seen. please do not think that reaching only a few people when you post means your art isn't worth celebrating.

[dishsaop]

the worst part about being an adult is thay its no longer socially acceptable to just roll down a really big hill and then run back up it and roll back down again. "oh is this a syphilis metaphor" passerby would ask. "is this for a tick tock". no i just wanna come home covered in dirt and scratches and bask in the the solace of childlike mirth

[sergle]

"tiktok is so toxic yall are on that evil app but I'm built different 💅" to you!! TO YOU!! YOUR TIKTOK ALGORITHYM MAY BE EVIL

Mine is FIRE

[calamitys-child]

What's everyone's favourite flowers that aren't like. The normal ones. Like everyone's a fan of roses and sunflowers what's a more niche one. One you don't get in gift sets. Mine's sweet peas

[peggycatrerr]

today on the train home the guy next to me was on his phone and at one point i saw him go on tumblr and he just had like. a normie dash. like it was all photography. of nature and architecture. he was using tumblr the way a heterosexual landscaper for rich people might use instagram. i actually had to watch his screen for a few seconds to be sure it really was tumblr because i was so taken aback by the content he was viewing. this is why algorithmless websites are so beautiful btw because i genuinely didn't know that this side of tumblr even existed. he didn't even so much as scroll past any text posts.

EDIT: look i'm not going to turn off reblogs but i cannot stress enough that THIS WASN'T A HIPSTER BLOG DASH IT WASN'T AN AESTHETIC BLOG DASH IT WAS THE MOST WILDLY GENERIC COLLECTION OF IMAGES YOU HAVE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE. I AM NOT EXAGGERATING OR BEING A QUIRKY FANDOM TUMBLRINA WHEN I SAY "NORMIE" I GENUINELY MEAN "SO NORMAL THAT IT CIRCLES AROUND TO WEIRD". CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME? HELLO?

[zinniagalarts]

fugking love it here!!!!!!!!!