#incoherent

[sleepy-gee]

hey man when i said i wanted to experience a friendship like the dead poets had i didn't mean i wanted to become a modern day neil perry

[assigned-boyking-at-birth]

One of them will have to get finished eventually, right???

[lukasthinkss]

oh u think I’m cute? (pulls my shirt up to show u my tits)

[buried-in-autumn-leaves]

Someone reblogged talking ab Cove Platonic route so now I am going to talk about it too <333

Specifically the familial one bc theres a moment where you can say hes your favourite brother and hell say youre his favourite sibling and its cute bc you dont have any brothers and hes an only child so you were obviously the only option but youre each others favourites anyway and i will think about this forever

[magiccath]

[cluelesspigeons]

This is written for the prompt “incoherent” from @drarrymicrofic

Word count: 68

Drarry microfic: incoherent babbling

“What do you think of this?”

Harry looked up from the book in his lap. He was about to say Draco looked good in everything but stopped when he saw what was standing in front of him.

“I… That’s… Yeah… I mean…Wow, I…You…”

Draco chuckled. He walked closer to Harry, taking the book from his hands as he leaned closer. “I’ll take your incoherent babbling as a compliment.”

Prompt from January 24th

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[religion-is-a-mental-illness]

"The God who allegedly died for our sins will still kill us for our sins.

Comedy for adults."

Glad to be #sinless.

[warningslice]

“I’m Han Solo” from critically snuffed Kinect Star Wars (2012) may be “just a parody” of Flo Rida’s “Riding Solo”. But those lyrics truly hit differently if you put yourself into the perspective of the titular Han Solo: “I'm so happy that it's over now, the pain is gone”- Haunting. Though it refers to biographical events, this sentiment is something we can all relate to. It’s really a song that captures both the struggles we endure and the relief when we are able to triumph.

[rossary-of-the-rose]

do you ever get like, ridiculously depressed that you’re not a part of your fantasy world? Like, for example, I have just finished reading the three Wings of Fire arcs (best books ever istg) and I am so sad. It’s actually stupid how depressed I am. I’m sad because I’ll never be in the wof world, I’ll never be able to meet these dragons or go to Pyrrhia or be a dragon, and this is literally the worst thing in the world to me. I won’t live in a world full of magic and open skies and adventure and cute lil Rainwings. I’ll never have a conversation with these dragons whose heads I’ve spent so much time in, and with who I have a genuine emotional connection and attachment with. I’ll never feel the wind on my wings, or visit all the kingdoms and sleep in a Silkwing hammock. It sounds so dumb, I know. I’m also sad because it’s over, and I will not be able to read any interactions between these dragons again. I love the adventure, don’t get me wrong, but my favourite parts of WoF are the little conversations or moments that we see between the characters. It could be Glory and Tsunami making sarcastic comments, Qibli teasing Winter, or that one memory between Pineapple and Jambu, and I will linger and obsess over these moments WAY more than I would over major plot points. They give the character life, and personality, and I could re-read them over and over again. And now that I’ve read all the main books, I am so desperately sad that I’ll never get more of those moments, apart from really short fan-made things. I’ll probably never get any more canon domestic moments between characters like Pineapple and Jambu, or Willow and Sundew, or Fatespeaker and Starflight. I’ll never be able to read and laugh at the interactions between the Prophecy Dragonets or the Jade Mountain dragonets. I wish authors would add more little domestic moments in their books, although I understand why they don’t, because of course most books need a problem to overcome so that it’ll be interesting to readers. But oh my god, if I just had one book full of just everyday things between all the WoF dragons, I would read it over and over and over. Sundew and Willow introducing themselves to their partners parents, Tsunami visiting Glory in her rainforest because she missed her and trying to play it off like the visit was nothing, Turtle spending more time with Queen Coral. I would just *slurp* these stories up. And it makes me feel devastated that I won’t get any stories like these anymore. The more I think about it, the sadder I get. I’ll never be in this beautiful, wholesome universe, and I’ll never see any more conversations/interactions between these dragons I love so much. It hurts like hell knowing this, even though I know that this is life, I know that. I know I’m being stupidly childish, letting this actually upset me, but I can’t help it. I’d just rather have that life so, so much more than this one. And knowing I’ll never have it, no matter what happens, really makes me wanna cry.

[lukasthinkss]

omg hiiiii (hooking one end of a leash to your belt loop and the other to my collar)

[floorpancakes]

assorted 8am no sleep holic thoughts

[nances]

Here’s a handful of cautious optimism as a treat, my brothers in byler

I think there’s a huge misconception about the state of this ship atp. You guys do realize we’ve always been 10 steps ahead of the general audience, right? We knew Will was gay as early as in 2017, some were aware of this back when the first season released too. If I’m not mistaken, the idea that Will might be in love with Mike was around and going strong especially post-season 2, and especially after that one line in the script “Will isn’t looking at the cute girl, he’s looking at… Mike”

Most of us expected explicit byler in season 3, needless to say we were morbidly disappointed. What we did get, however, was yet another hint at Will being gay, and the number of articles with speculation about Will’s sexuality started increasing exponentially. Any way you break it down, we really only got evidence of Will being gay, and there was little indication of him having feelings for Mike.

Season 4 brought the plot line of Will being in love with Mike to the table in canon. We got to see how strong his feelings for Mike are, how they are absolutely eating him up and yet he’s still putting the happiness of his sister and the person he’s in love with above his own, even if that means he suffers. We saw both him being in love with Mike, being absolutely selfless about it AND beating the homewrecker allegations. Personally, I’d call this a W.

Now I understand why we had our expectations regarding byler so high up, Noah’s comments were only stirring the pot. I don’t know if he was truly trolling, and all this buildup amounts to nothing, but he did say “they can’t end it there”, and on some level, he’s aware of the outline for season 5.

If this is indeed gaybaiting, I by no means want to defend that but we have to acknowledge that his idea of “building up byler” pretty much matches that of the general audience’s. We’re only getting groundwork as of right now. As much as we like to joke about him having a secret account on here, a couple of years ago he was, on some level even hostile about the prospect of Mike and Will being gay.

The fallout of what vol.2 turned out to be hit hard, there’s no denying that. Most of us were shocked they actually ended up fueling midleven even more, despite the fact that we were so convinced that going that route would essentially be anticlimactic and bad writing. There was a lot of dissatisfaction with using Will’s feelings as a prop for the straight ship (understandably so.)

But the thing is, the general audience is now for the first time properly aware of the possibility of byler being canon, and a lot of people are picking up on just how bad the lead-up with the monologue was. A lot of people agree that midleven is getting repetitive, and that the monologue was mediocre at best. Is it really indicative of delusion to assume that this ship is being set up for doom? Meanwhile byler’s popularity is skyrocketing and the tag has gained yet another thousand followers after the release of Vol.2 alone.

We don’t know what’s going through the Duffers’ heads. Oh I wish we did. But we really don’t. We do know for a fact though that they don’t really rewatch their show (albeit I hope they’ve learned their lesson after this) which drastically diminishes their credibility as skilled writers. In terms of cinematography and soundtrack, Vol.2 was absolute peak, but the narrative, however, was a mess. They left a lot of loose ends untied, and they’re going to have a shit ton of exposition to do next season.

So either they’re really shit writers, or midleven was anticlimactic and mediocre on purpose.

Despite everything, there’s still the fact that one of those loose ends is Will’s lying about El commissioning the painting. It’s evident in the letter in episode 1 and as far as we know, she’s never really played D&D. If they’re really as good at constructing stories as they’re hailed, we should expect this to go somewhere. Because the Steve and Nancy stuff was left unresolved as well. Same with Max’s letters. If they really decide to leave all of that unaddressed, it simply won’t be a look good for the show.

Bottom line is, they did say they wanted to write an authentic story, and I really hope they realize that having the main guy and main girl end up together is the most overused trope ever. We should all sit on the fact that we did get a fairly good amount of content to advance byler, and that they could’ve just left this storyline about Will’s feelings for Mike out altogether. They made a conscious choice not to. Now I don’t think that half of the shit presented in the byler slides was intentional, but I do think that there still is a chance that they’re heading towards a midleven breakup and byler endgame. I could be wrong, but this is just how I see it now that I’ve let it simmer for a while. We’re still in for an entire season, jopper’s development spanned over 4 seasons and jancy got together in the span of one, so realistically, anything is possible.

[satan-wishes-he-was-me]

listen listen. it’s about how growing up is always what you want when you’re young and you do and everything is perfect and you never want anything else to change but it does because you don’t stop growing up and you look over your shoulder at the life you’ve lived and realize that it’s over and you can’t go back to it and while a big part of you wants to another part is glad because you look back straight ahead and see the future laid out on many different paths in front of you and you can take whichever on you want and make whatever future you want and never growing up isn’t the goal the goal is not losing sight of your past and still being present for your future.

[degendad]

ur the perfect person 2 forcemasc cuz u dont seem all that in2 femininity in the first place. my fav victims r the ones who r sooo tough and brooding and masc on the outside its like do u rly need 2 forcemasc him. um yea i do i need 2 show him how to top like a real man and give him soneone 2 practice on

I’m in class don’t do this to me I’m in class Jesus Christ. Trying to control my breathing and face and body language this one got me. Good god. Taking the butch angry tomboy and fucking up his brain so he’s a true man god

[kadunud]