#incorrect 212th

[thebaddestofbatches]

Waxer: Can I ask a dumb question?

Boil: Better than anyone I know.

[obes-kenobes-benos]

Anakin: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Cody... Obi-Wan: As you should be. Anakin: No, for real, he is kind of- Obi-Wan As. You. Should. Be.

[tattycoram]

Cody: Look, you don't want Fox to die and I don't want Fox to die. So let's work together to make sure Fox doesn't want to die Wolffe: Fantastic plan but have you ever fucking met Fox

[bibannana]

Rex *finishing a briefing with the 212th*: See you out there boys. *makes finger guns and winks before walking off*

Obi-wan *blinks*: What?

Cody *absolutely disgusted*: Why?

Fives *wheezing*: He did it! He actually did it!

Echo *being held up by Waxer and Boil*: Mission successful!!

Ahsoka *grins and high fives them both*: We've been teaching Rex some modern slang.

Obi-wan *slowly blinks*: I can see that.

Anakin *enters*: Greetings my fellow friends!

Cody *shaking his head*: Force, they got Skywalker too.

Fives *grins*: Nah, he's always been like that.

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[sun-roach]

Obi-Wan: *watches the snowball fight between the 212th and the 501st.*

Cody: Don’t you want to join?

Obi-Wan: Oh no, no, my dear. That wouldn’t be really fair

Cody: *raises a brow * how come?

Obi-Wan: You and me against the 501st? They got no chance.

Cody: *laughs* That might be right, general

Obi-Wan: *smiles. * I sense a 'but'?

Cody: but… it would be more fun with- *he quickly turns around and spin kicks Rex (as soft as possible), who wanted to hit him with a giant pile of snow*

Rex: Argh, Codyyyy *fakes his pain *

Anakin: Captain down!

Ahsoka: Get them!

Cody: … So… you and me? *looks at Obi-Wan with a sighing smile*

Obi-Wan: *chuckles and prepares them some snowballs * Always

[sailorkamino]

[after obi-wan was captured by seps]

cody: general! are you hurt? how did you escape?

obi-wan: i'm fine, cody. i managed to trick the torture droid.

cody: how?

obi-wan: i convinced it i have a pain kink and would therefore enjoy any torture.

the rest of the 212th: [stunned silence]

cody: ...do you though?

[incorrectclonewarsquotes]

Obi-Wan: If I died

Cody, scrolling through his datapad: Death will not get you out of this relationship.

[thestarwarslesbian]

Obi-wan, walking through the mess hall with bolognaise and garlic bread, dropping the garlic bread in the floor: This is sadder than when I was left in an active war zone, on my own at 13. Coby, spitting out his coffee: Excuse me? The rest of the 212th: whAt?!

[gamelpar]

Boil: night shift’s been keeping you and Obi-Wan apart. you two just need to bone

Cody: what did you just say?

Waxer: don’t say it again!

Boil: i said you two just need to bone

Waxer: oh no

Cody: hhhhhhow dare you Boil I AM YOUR COMMANDING OFFICER

Cody, five minutes later: BONE?!?!

Cody, ten minutes later: what happens in my bedroom is NONE of your business, Boil

Cody, twenty one minutes later: BONE?!?!

Cody, forty minutes later: don’t EVER speak to me like that again

[weirdnotal]

Headcannon that cody and obi wan won't sleep until they've resolved an argument so some stupid stuff happens sometimes

212th just chilling on the bridge:

Obi-Wan: -_-

Cody: ;-;

Obi-Wan: ._.

Cody: :/

Obi-Wan: :(

Cody: .-.

Obi-Wan: ;P

Cody: *throws up hands and stomps off*

(Neither of them have said a word)

212th: w h a t i n t h e f u n k y a n d f r e s h

[im-here-and-im-confused]

Obi-wan - we've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Anakin will and will not eat.

Cody - Grass? yes!

Obi-wan - Moss? yes!

Cody - Leaves? Oh yes!

Obi-wan - Shoelaces? strangely enough yes!

Cody - Worms? sometimes!

Obi-wan - Rocks? usually no!

Cody - Twigs? usually yeah!

Obi-wan - Ahsoka's cooking? Inconclusive!

Rex - Right, and how...how did you test this?

Obi-wan - oh well we just handed him things, and said 'hey eat this'.

Cody - and if he ate it, he ate it.

Rex - Right okay, i don't know how im supposed to feel about this.

Ahsoka - WAIT SO IS THAT WHERE ALL OF MY SHOE LACES WENT!?

[obes-kenobes-benos]

Cody: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE! Cody: *Aggressively throws water bottles* Obi-Wan: Uh... what's up with him? Wooley: He is trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us. Cody: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU! Waxer, getting emotional: It's working.

[tattycoram]

*when the 212th and 501st have training together* Waxer: Are you upset that you don't get to be on the same team as Echo? Fives: Have you ever run a simulation with Echo? Waxer: No.. Fives: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine? *on the other end of the battlefield* Echo, chasing Boil: I SAID FASTER DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT THE WORD FASTER MEANS IT MEANS MORE FAST-

[bibannana]

Cody *holding onto Obi-wan's hand*: For safety reasons I will be holding the Generals hand.

Obi-wan *raises free hand*

Cody *ignores him*: No, I will not be elaborating or taking questions.

Obi-wan *slowly lowers hand*

[sun-roach]

Rex: Alright. Listen, we will-

Hardcase: Get ice cream?

Rex: No-

Fives: Oooh. I pick chocolate

Echo: That’s so boring

Fives: Oh yeah? Bet you want vanilla

Echo: …No i want strawberry

Tup: Can i get cookie dough?

Kix: Can you believe them?

Jesse: Fools only pick one. I will have ube and lemon.

Anakin *walking in with Ahsoka*: Rex are you all prepared?

Rex: …They want ice cream Sir…

Anakin: !!!

Ahsoka: Master no. We can't push another mission on Obi-Wan

Anakin: Snips. Bubblegum flavored ice cream

Ahsoka: !!!

Rex: *sends a message to quietly warn Cody*

Meanwhile:

Cody: *eats ice cream with Obi-Wan and the 212th* Sir-

Obi-Wan: Just ignore it, dear.

Cody: I don’t think that wi-

Obi-Wan: Do you like your ice cream?

Cody: … yes. Thank you *smiles* Want a bite?

[themistymountainscold]

cody: alright, who here though obi-wan and i are together?

the entire 212th: *raises their hands*

cody, sighing: put your hand down obi-wan.