#incorrect b.a.p quotes

[random-incorrect-things]

Yongguk: Things will get better!

B.A.P:

Yongguk: Okay, maybe they won't.

Yongguk: But they will be terrible in new and interesting ways!

[somnolentintrovert]

The fatigue of, like, just being alive is really starting to set in.

- Yongguk probably

[sinsofstrays]

Youngjae: *texting Daehyun* Thanks duck face.

Youngjae: I meant fuck face tbh

[incorrectk-popquotes]

Jongup: Sacrificial rituals?

Daehyun: and ... enormous orgies.

Jongup: I don't know why that one slipped by me, hehe.

Daehyun: (wheeze)

Jongup: I was like - yeah, sure, orgies - tell me about rituals?

[incorrect-bap-quotes]

Jongup: here's my phone number

Zelo: *reads* "you're gonna die, bitch"?

Jongup: oh, sorry. that's a letter i'm writing to Daehyun

[incorrect-multi-kpop-quotes]

Daehyun: [Flirts with Jongup]

Jongup: [Flirts back]

Daehyun: [Thinking to himself] I was not expecting this outcome. What the fuck do I do now?

[breadhyunn]

“Faster,” whined Youngjae.

“I’m trying!” said Daehyun, his voice tightened from the pressure he’s exerting.

“Oh god I’m getting wet,”

“I can’t help it!!”

Youngjae groaned, “Ugh I never should’ve asked you to open the umbrella. Give it to me.”

[dowoons-left-drumstick]

B.A.P As Things I've Texted My Family

Yongguk: And I have knives. I have one right by my bed. Try me.

Jongup: How many McChickens do you think I can buy with $20? Because that's all I have to live on for two days.

Zelo: It snained earlier.

Himchan: I crave most things. Mostly salt.

Daehyun: Gotta tell a family member to get me in an accident or have a car run over me.

Youngjae: Look, I love his face but the rest of him just ain't good.

[strangeironaf]

Messing around with a lie detector

Harley: You are or you are not Peter Parker?

Peter: Yes! I'm Peter Parker!

Lie detector: *fails and says it's a lie*

Peter: *gasps* then, who am I?

[kkeke99]

Yongguk: So what does the little paper in your fortune cookie says?

Daehyun, chewing on the entire cookie: The what in my what now?

[me-nini]

Felix: *is talking with his husky manly voice*

Chanyeol from EXO: excuse me are you my son?

I.M from Monsta X: nope, he is mine.

Yuto from Pentagon: i think he is MY son.

Yongguk from B.A.P: shut up he is mine.

Namjoon from BTS: of course not he is my son.

Ravi from VIXX: eeehh no? He is my son.

Jackson from Got7: i’m the main hoe here. He is my son.

Chan burst into the room holding a broom: BACK OFF, BITCHES !! HE IS MINE ! ONE MORE STEP AND I KILL ALL OF YOU !!!

[random-incorrect-things]

Yongguk: How is spring not everyone's favourite season? The trees are PINK, guys!

Youngjae: Allergies are also a problem, you know.

Yongguk: But pink.

Daehyun: And it's hot.

Yongguk: PINK!!

[daefsoulmate-blog]

Himchan, to Daehyun: you are what you eat

Youngjae: i don't remember feeding him a huge disappointment

[skz-straykids]

Hyunjin: How dare a song that doesn't match my mood come on, can't they see I'm vibing over here??!

[inthewoodzz]

Idol: [Has visible forehead]

Kpop Fans:

[incorrect-bap-quotes]

B.A.P: *looking for Zelo*

Daehyun: wait!

Daehyun: *touches a dog* it's still warm. he's close