#incorrect bg3

[okthisway]

Gale and Astarion first meeting

[lassieposting]

Tav, using their Pet Owner Voice: What have you got in your mouth? What are you eating? Drop it! Drop it right now!

Scratch: [whines and drops Wyll's boot]

Owlbear Cub: [guiltily spits out Boo, alive and unharmed]

Halsin, currently a bear: [drops a half-eaten salmon and makes an indignant noise]

Astarion: [startles at the raised voice, lets go of Tav's wrist, reclaims it and goes back to his breakfast once he realises they're not talking to him]

Gale: [chewing faster]

Tav, sternly: Gale...

Gale: [reluctantly spits out a powerful magical artefact into Tav's outstretched hand]

Tav, muttering under their breath: Can't have shit in the Gate.

Gale, ruefully rubbing the back of his neck, also under his breath: Gods forbid a wizard do anything

[proton-holiday]

bg3 companions + text posts (but just gale this time) 2/x

1/x

[the-herdier]

Shadowheart: "Yesterday, I overheard Tav saying "Are you sure this is a good idea?" and Astarion replying "Trust me.". I have never moved from one place to another so quickly in my entire life."

[beautifulterriblequeen]

Astarion: so what does it say, this poem on my back?

Tiefling bard: it says 'Vampires hate this one weird trick! Cast Daylight up Cazador's ass!'

Astarion: *nearly dies laughing* I knew I liked you

[drizztdohurtin]

*everyone at camp being normal*

*Tav smashing barbie dolls of Lae'zel and Shadowheart together to make them kiss*

[silvandar]

Durge romance: You're beautiful, you fight so sweetly, you're the last person I want to kill.

Astarion, sweating slightly: you mean... you mean you don't want to kill me, right?

Durge: you're the last person I want to kill.

Astarion: brb gonna Ascend real quick.

[typical-life]

Love Gale because he is me and I am him. Like haha guys this is so fun hanging out with y’all I’m having such a great time what if I killed myself

[indedrum]

Companions: What happened to his hands?

Companions: His hands why are they missing?

Durge: Well, I kinda cooked them and ate them up.

Companions:

Durge: My tummy had the rumbles...that only hands could satisfy.

Companions: What is wrong with you?

Durge: Well, I kill people and eat hands so there's two things!

[fundashnee-rott]

"Well, this is what I expected" - Tav, after being stabbed.

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2605

Don't forget to feed your wizard. (Dialogue is just made up, lol.)

[okthisway]

Gale's intimidation check

[lassieposting]

Lae'zel, around the fire one evening: Your bond with Astarion grows stronger. Does that mean you now use the "pet names"?

Tav, slightly flushed: Don't be daft. Of course not.

Lae'zel: Hmm.

Lae'zel: Remind me, what do you call the substance made by bees?

Tav: Honey?

Astarion, sticking his head out of his tent: Yes, darling?

Lae'zel, skewering Tav with a Look: Do not ever attempt to lie to me again.

[proton-holiday]

bg3 companions + text posts

[the-herdier]

Astarion: "What's this?"

Tav, hugging Astarion: "Affection!"

Astarion: "Disgusting."

Astarion: "...Do it again."

[ruushes]

consulting the giving-yourself-a-superhero-name expert 💀🗡️