#incorrect billy harringrove

[chrissymunsons]

boyfriends bantering 💩

[harringroveera]

Dustin, bursting into the room: You two are having sex!

Billy, not looking up from his book: Really? Steve, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down

[disdaidal]

for my beloved ana @lovebillyhargrove ♥♥♥

(harringrove fake scenes)

[ickypuppi3]

[billy babysitting]

erica: ok you be the princess

billy: what? why am *i* the princess?

erica: look in the mirror, malibu barbie. now listen-

billy: what the fuck

erica: princesses don’t curse, hargrove

billy: whatever. oh hey steve

steve: h-

erica: he can be the frog

steve: what! the hell did i do?

erica: frogs don’t *talk*, hair guy

steve:

steve: [kermit the frog voice] hey uh when do i get to kiss the princess

erica: get out of my room

[shieldofiron]

Steve. Is. Horrified.

[manwrre]

steve: you’re the most jealous man i know.

billy: you know other men?

[plistommy]

Steve: Why are you here? Are you stalking me?

Billy: Not everything is about you, Harrington. Maybe it’s time to stop being so self centered.

Steve:

Steve: You’re literally at my house, Hargrove! This is my fucking backyard and you’re swimming in my pool!

Billy: Well shit, you live here? Nice place, pretty boy.

[weird-an]

Billy: I've been waiting to meet this "King Steve" everyone's been telling me so much about!

Steve: Dude, just blow me already.

[prettyboybillyhargrove]

[Steve saving Billy from upside down]

Billy: Why the fuck you saved my life? Now how do do you think you're gonna take care of me.

Steve: Isn't it supposed to be "you saved my life, now I owe you"?

Billy: Nope. The other way around. You saved my life, and now I'm your problem. You don't like it? Kill me again.

Steve: I don't th-

Billy: God wanted me dead and now you get to find out why.

[orphisthedragon]

Billy: Hop, can I see my boyfriends?

Hopper: No.

Billy: Why?

Hopper: Chores before whores

Billy: Hop-

Hopper: Dishes before bitches

Billy: What the hell-

Hopper: Cutting grass before getting ass

[rockabye-billy]

Harringrove and Max meet “Addams Family Values” bacause frankly - that’s the dynamic they deserved.

[chrissymunsons]

romance is alive and well 🐝

[harringroveera]

No no wait…she got a point

[hellcheercaine]

Billy (laughs): I’m a piece of trash.

Steve: As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obliged to pick you up. Is 7pm okay?

Billy (smiles): You smooth pretty boy you

[ickypuppi3]

billy: no no this plan is perfect, i mean we’ve got everything we need

billy: [counting on his fingers] brawn, me .. brains, well. me again. beauty. me, obviously-

jonathan: so just you?

billy: no. stevie’s got the huge weapon

robin: don’t point at his crotch when you say that

billy: i was pointing at the nail bat [mouthing something to steve and winking]

robin: you do know that i can see you, right?

billy: whatever. anything i forgot?

robin: bastard? you again, i’d assume-

billy: oh yeah! [slapping a hand to his head dramatically and pointing at the kids] bait.

dustin: why are you even here? hey guys why is he her- steve! are you laughing?

steve: wh- i’m- .. yeah.

billy: ok. so who’s gonna go in first?

robin: surely it’s gotta be you, mr brains and brawn and-

billy: and risk my beauty? hell no. uh .. send that one in

mike: hey fuck you

[shieldofiron]

Steve: Oh no 🥺 you mean it 🥺?