#incorrect quotes stranger things

[nr-yb-wm-hm]

steve: how do you feel about children?

eddie: uh, they’re okay, I guess. I mean, if I saw one on the street I wouldn’t throw a rock at them. 

steve: why would you throw a rock at a child. 

eddie: I just said I wouldn’t.

[orphisthedragon]

Billy: Hop, can I see my boyfriends?

Hopper: No.

Billy: Why?

Hopper: Chores before whores

Billy: Hop-

Hopper: Dishes before bitches

Billy: What the hell-

Hopper: Cutting grass before getting ass

[andvys]

Eddie: I just ended a five year relationship

Robin: Oh my god, are you okay?

Eddie: I'm fine, it wasn't my relationship *points to Steve and Nancy arguing in the background*

[steve-harrington-is-bi]

Max: So, what’s it like living with Robin?

Steve: She once referred to sand as “heterosexual glitter”.

Max:

Steve: I love her so much.

[thebeeswantarson]

Eddie: Babe, could you-?

Steve, pointing at himself and looking around, before looking back at Eddie: Babe?

Eddie: Oh shit, I meant to say bro!

Steve: Nah nah nah, from now on you have to refer to me as ‘babe’. If you call me bro I will not respond. You can upgrade but you can’t downgrade.

[adelicioustragedy]

Steve: No matter what crazy things he says or does, i still like him.

Eddie, mouth full of ham sandwich, leaning in to hug: Come here man!

Steve: God help me i still like him.

[nykie-love-anime]

World Domination

Y/N: What are you in the mood for? Billy: World domination Y/N: That's a bit ambitious babe Billy: You are my world Y/N: Aww… Billy: (❤´艸｀❤) Y/N: (⊙_⊙)？ Billy: (●'◡'●) Y/N: Oh (⊙o⊙)

Masterlist

[lukas-dusk]

Eddie : Stevie I need my-

Steve : *hands him is phone*

Eddie : Oh, also I didn't have a chance to-

Steve *hands him a cup of coffee*

Eddie :

Eddie : Marry me?

Steve : I took care of that too, we've been married for the last two years.

I think I would like a spideypool or spidevil version of this one

[heartthingsstuff]

Steve: Eddie is playing hard to get. Steve: Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

[incorrect-steddie]

dustin: i feel like a child with two divorced parents

robin: why?

dustin: because steve and eddie are fighting

robin: yeah but why

steve: i said iron maiden wasn’t real music

eddie (from the other room): IT IS REAL MUSIC!!

[skylarinfinity]

nancy: [smiling at m/n] how much did you spend on this date?

m/n: around $4000, but don't worry it's all on steve credit cards [shrugs]

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[nr-yb-wm-hm]

[After fighting off a hoard of demobats and getting out of the upside down]

Robin: Okay, all right, let's hear about the kiss. Was it like- was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like a, you know, a, "I gotta have you now" kind of thing? 

Steve: Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then, oh god, and then we just sort of sunk into it. 

Robin: Okay, so, okay, was he holding you? Or was his hand, like, on your back? 

Steve: No, actually first they started on my waist. And then they slid up, and then they were in my hair. 

Robin: Ohhhh.

[Meanwhile]

Eddie: And, uh, and then I kissed him.

Nancy: Tongue?

Eddie: Yeah. 

Nancy: Cool.

[jaegerisim]

Mike: people who sleep with their phone silenced really don't give a fuck, huh?

Max: if you have problem after midnight, that's between you and God.

[steve-harrington-is-bi]

Steve: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.

[orphisthedragon]

Steve: I want to hear those three little words.

Billy: I love you.

Steve: I love you too but try again.

Billy: Fine. I will behave.

[adelicioustragedy]

Steve, whispering: Do you wanna know how i actually injured my wrist?

Eddie: Yeah?

Steve: I was hula hooping

Eddie: Oh my god, why are you telling me this?

Steve: Because no one...is ever gonna believe you

Eddie:...you sick son of a bitch