#incorrect tarlos

[911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch]

T.K: How did you realize Buck might like you?

Eddie: I've caught him looking at my ass way too many times.

T.K: He sounds just like Carlos.

Carlos: Hey!

T.K: You two would definitely be best friends if you ever meet.

Carlos: I mean, he did hit on you, right? He has good taste.

Eddie: He did?

T.K: Hey, that was a long time ago, and I'm pretty sure it was unintentional, but yes, he kinda did.

[91-1lover]

TK: Baby, are you coming to bed?

*Drunk* Carlos: No,thank you. I'm sure you're lovely but I have a husband

[guardian-angle22]

911 lone star -> 5.05 tarlos counseling scene pt. 2

[acebirdofprey]

Paul: Why is Carlos crying on the floor? Judd: He’s drunk Paul: And? Judd: He saw a picture of TK’s husband Paul: But he is TK’s husband? Judd, sighing: I know

[my-beloved-lakes]

Carlos: ten years ago today, I married my best friend... TK is still really angry about it, but me and Iris were drunk and thought it was funny.

[babygirl-diaz]

Buck: So I think I might be in love with Eddie

TK: Who is this? I think you have the wrong number

Buck: It’s Buck

TK: Buck who?

Buck: Buck from the 118 in LA. We put out a fire together and became best friends.

TK: We literally just met once and haven’t been in contact since.

Buck: Ha! So you do know who I am!

TK: Buck, it’s 3 in the morning here, I am hanging up

Carlos: You can’t hang up. What about his crisis?

TK: …How did you hear that?

Carlos: Impeccable hearing. Now help him

Buck: Is that your boyfriend? You should marry him

TK: I did. Now who the hell is Eddie?

Buck: My best friend

TK: I thought I was your best friend.

Buck: I can have more than one best friend, Teeks. It’s not high school.

TK: Teeks? I am seriously hanging up now

Buck: No, no, no wait. Help me!

TK: Fine. Why me though? Am I the only queer person you know? That right there raises some red flags

Buck: No! I have other LGBTQIA+ friends. I just can’t talk to them because they’re friends with Eddie too.

Carlos: You share friends? That’s a good start.

Buck: Oh hey! You must be TK’s husband! I’m Buck

Carlos: Nice to meet you, Buck. I’m Carlos. So you’re in love with your best friend?

Buck: Yes but-

Carlos: But you can’t tell him because you’re scared of ruining the friendship?

Buck:

Buck: How did you know that?!

Carlos: That’s an age old problem. You’re not the first one.

Buck: Okay, so what do I do?

TK: Nothing

Buck, Carlos: WHAT?!

TK: If he doesn’t want to ruin the friendship then what’s the point?

Buck: Is this some sort of reverse psychology?

TK: No, it’s a fact.

Carlos: What TK means is that you can't let the fear of ruining your friendship keep you from pursuing Eddie. TK: That's literally not what I said. Buck: But what if I lose Eddie? Carlos: Do you really want a friend who doesn't stick around after learning that you like them? Buck: You've got a point. Thanks, y'all. TK: Are you trying to sound Texan? Buck: Did I deliver? TK: No. *hangs up* Buck: Rude.

[throwingselfoutwindow]

Nancy: Would you still love me if I ever got the bubonic plague?

Mateo: Baby, I would nurse you back to health and then go back in time to make sure it never existed

TK, watching: hm.

*later*

TK: If I got the bubonic plague would you-

Carlos: mf if you got the bubonic plague I would kill myself

TK:

[hearts-4buck]

911 incorrect tweets!! :)

[padfoot0216]

TK - I saw a guy approach Carlos at the bar but I didn’t need to intervene because I could tell by the look on Carlos’s face he was about to be an absolute bitch to this poor misguided man.

Judd - One time, a man approached Grace and she just barked at him until he went away

TK - Now that’s a power move.

Judd - What a women. I love her so much.

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Buck(talking to Carlos and TK over Zoom):...I've been working out a little more to impress Tommy. I'm trying to get like this [shows a cover photo on MEN'S HEALTH]...Check out those abs, aren't they fabulous? TK(under his breath, to Carlos): Was that...? Carlos: I think it was! TK: Baby's first "fabulous"!!!!

[li-nox]

Sitting here, thinking that work w/ FOX was like:

Minear: Look, I thought w/ season 4 we could finally explore–

Fox: Absolutely not! We agreed on featuring one openly affectionate and joyful queer couple per series.

Minear: But–

Fox: WE SAID ONE.

[beeesworld]

TK, after a fight: I'm sorry about all the mean things I said.

Carlos:

TK: I'm assuming the fact that you have your hand on my ass means you accept my apology.

[tevanactually]

[pimento-playing-hopscotch]

“TK: When I lived in New York, I was in this pick up hockey game and I twisted my ankle kind of bad. They called an ambulance and I called the guy I was seeing at the time from the hospital to come pick me up. On the way down, he stopped and met his friends for a beer.

Carlos: He stopped for a beer?

TK: Yes.

Carlos: You called him to pick you up when you were hurt. And he stopped for a beer.

TK: Well he was supposed to meet his friends, he stopped to tell them why he couldn’t.

Carlos: And had a beer.

TK: Yep. But see? You’re better than any of my old boyfriends. There isn’t anything for you to worry about, babe.

Carlos: Hey, TK?

TK: Yeah?

Carlos: I want you to know, that if you were in an accident, I wouldn’t stop for a beer.

TK: If you were in an accident, I wouldn’t stop for a red light”.

[acebirdofprey]

Carlos: Do you want to know your gay name?

TK: My... my gay name?

Carlos: Yeah, it's your first name-

TK: Haha. Very funny Los-

Carlos, getting down on one knee: And my last name

TK: Oh- oh my god

[magnusviana]

TK: oh so you'll be my Batman?

Carlos: Only if you're my Superman

TK: that's gay

Carlos:

Carlos: Tyler-