#incorrect wwx

[twenty-orange-balloons]

Wei Wuxian: Hey, Lan Zhan! Let's play Two truths, One Lie! I'll start. I love you, I want you to fuck me, I hate spicy food. Haha, I bet you'll never guess!

Lan Wangji: *lwj.exe has stopped working*

[sleeplesssoporific]

I would love to know what MDZS was like from Wen Ning's pov.....

[cultivateme]

[drrksaturday]

[restingdomface]

Wei Wuxian: -anyways, and now we turn to this area, which is nothing suspicious-

Jin Zixuan: *was convinced to bring Yanli to check out the Burial Mounds by the most annoying set of Yunmeng siblings to ever exist* Why does that hut have a sign that says ‘Corpse Storage’?

Wei Wuxian: :) that’s Wen Ning’s hut :)

Jiang Yanli: Aww, that’s cute.

Jiang Cheng: lmaoooo

Jin Zixuan: *is wondering how Yanli hid her gremlin side from the world so much, these siblings are so annoying he’s gonna throw rocks at them* That… nice…

[naehja]

Wei Wuxian, drunk: [points at Lan Wangji] That’s my boyfriend, suckers! Lan Wangji: Your husband, Wei Ying. Wei Wuxian: My husband! Even better!

[mdzs-owns-my-ass-i-guess]

At the monthly MXTX red-and-blacks meeting

Wei Wuxian: i wanna fuck a monk

Luo Binghe: Lan?

Wei Wuxian: yes.

Luo Binghe: a good one.

Wei Wuxian: yes.

Luo Binghe: looks good in the... *gestures indicating the forehead ribbon*

Wei Wuxian: yes

Luo Binghe, sagely: i understand

Hua Cheng: do you want to fuck a monk or do you want to fuck god?

Wei Wuxian: can you fuck god?

Hua Cheng: oh yes

[uncorrectintamed]

Wei Wuxian: if you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, its venomous.

Lan Jingyi: What if it bites me and it dies?

Jin Ling: Then you're poisonous. Gods, learn to listen.

Ouyang Zizhen: What if it bites itself and I die?

Wei Wuxian: That's voodoo.

Jin Ling: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Lan Sizhui: That's correlation not causation.

Lan Jingyi: What if we bite each other and neither of us dies?

Wei Wuxian: That's kinky.

Jin Ling: Oh my god.

[elvencantation]

Wei Ying: my fetish is saying some incredibly stupid shit and watching Lan Zhan speedrun the five stages of grief as he realizes with horror that he still wants to fuck me

[incorrect-mxtx-quotes]

Ouyang Zizhen about Wei Wuxian: "I don't mean this to be rude, but is he gay?"

Jin Ling: "Oh, yeah."

Lan Sizhui: "Yes. Definitely."

Lan Jingyi: "Flaming."

[twistedappletree]

WWX arriving at the cloud recesses

•

WWX: i’m a big fan of whatever the fuck that is

JC: that’s second brother Lan, Lan Wangji

WWX: very cool

[lovewanxian]

Wei Wuxian: whenever I use my new cultivation everyone is always like "aahhh it's the Yiling laozu! He's using his demonic cultivation to raise the souls of the damned!"

Wei Wuxian: just once I'd like someone to say "how was the demonic cultivation? Did you have fun with the souls of the damned? It looked fun."

Wei Wuxian: it that too much to ask?

[cultivateme]

Ep. 47

[bnnywngs]

wwx: ok, now i'm back in time! what time is it, actually

wwx: ok, i'm gonna hunt wen chao again exactly like the first time, BUT ☝️ i'm going to be better on my reunion with lan zhan!!!

wwx: i'm going to be smooth and say something sweet and romantic so he blushes and his heart will skip a beat! i got this!!!

lwj: wei ying! come to gusu with me!

wwx:

wwx, bursting in tears: lan zhaaaaan

[hanguangjunnnnn]

Wei Wuxian: Here you go, nice hot cup of tea.

Lan Qiren: It's cold.

Wei Wuxian: Nice cup of tea.

Lan Qiren: It's horrible!

Wei Wuxian: Cup of tea.

Lan Qiren: I'm not even sure it is tea.

We Wuxian: Cup.

[restingdomface]

Wei Wuxian: Lan Zhan! Our son is giving me /such/ an attitude right now!

Lan Wangji: *comes into the tea room to see WWX and LSZ at the table* Hm? 😐

Lan Sizhui: 0.0 *big eyes and pouting because he’s literally not doing anything wrong* ??? 🥺

Lan Wangji: *turns to WWX* Hm? 🤔

Wei Wuxian: *picks up an annoyed looking rabbit from the floor* Look at this little monster, he’s thumping his legs at me because I won’t give him my food! This is human food! It’s cooked!

Lan Sizhui: *giggling* 🤭

Lan Wangji: *soft eyes of love and affectionate blinks* Mm. 🥰 Entitled.

Bunny: *angry thump at WWX as soon as he’s set down* 😡🐰