#incorrect eddie munson quotes

[infinite-orangepeel]

incorrect (correct) eddie munson pt. ?????

[hellcheercaine]

hellcheer coded

[hangon-silvergirl]

prick

[witchthewriter]

Eddie: Why are Steven and Y/N sitting with their backs to each other?

Dustin: They had a fight.

Eddie: Then why are they holding hands?

Dustin: They get sad when they fight.

Want to be shipped? Here be the instructions 🦋  

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

The spicy six are hanging out at Steve’s getting high when Robin decides to mess with Steve and Eddie, thinking they're both straight. She decides to make up something so ridiculous:

Robin: Steve says he thinks about you sometimes when he's making love to himself.

Eddie: What?

Steve: One time.

Eddie and Robin: What?!

Steve: I thought about bangs, and your face just appeared beneath them.

Robin: 😳

Eddie:

[harringroveera]

Stranger things season 5 spoiler: They fuck

[queen-of-obsessing]

Eddie to Steve: I have an amazing Valentine's plan. Picture this, candlelight dinner. You, me, my uncle Wayne. Wear something sexy.

[piliharrington]

Drunk Robin: Don't fear death, fear the state you will die in.

Drunk Eddie, whispering fearfully: New Jersey.

[freyaswolf]

Them: You're going to Hell!

Him: On a scholarship!

Them: ...

[infinite-orangepeel]

eddie munson ur such a weirdo let’s get married pt. infinity & beyond

[hellcheercaine]

that’s what eddie always do when something is bothering chrissy

[hangon-silvergirl]

welcome to my castle

[witchthewriter]

Y/N: You know, Eddie and I are having a baby

Dustin: Oh my god congragulations - 

Eddie: *slams paper in front of him* it’s you. Sign here.

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Wayne at one of Eddie's parent teacher conferences:

Coach: I like your thinking. So, Eddie. Great kid. Zero ability to focus. Super smart. Never takes advantage of his talents.

Wayne: [frowning] How do you mean?

Coach: Well, for his final question on his midterm exam, he detailed the entire history of the male circumcision.

Wayne: [cringing] Well, I mean, it does have... historical significance, right? I mean--

Coach: [interjecting] I teach economics.

Wayne: [sighing] Aw, crap.

[harringroveera]

And it’s even better if it’s the other way around

[harringtonandbuckley]

Steve: I love murder mysteries

Eddie, trying to impress Steve: I've been a suspect in four murder cases