#incorrect hashimada

[narutwitter]

[headcanonthings]

[basilsimp43]

Madara: Hashirama and I are having a baby.

Obito: That's gre-

Hashirama, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

[blooming-water-roses]

Memes of the Nart Lomls (ship coded)

[atossofthedice]

Madara: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration* Hashirama: Stop that, Madara! How would YOU feel if I banged you that hard on the table? Madara:  Madara: Can we find out how I'd feel right now?

[lunaphertalks]

madara *being overtaken by kaguya, speaking softly into the ether*: hashirama... where did i go wrong...

hashirama *yelling from afar*: ??? everywhere ???

(shippuden s9e458)

[garlicsunshine]

(previous)

hashi: my problematic angel, love of my life, sorry to keep you waiting. im here now.

mada: ...no way.

mada: i understand you have other duties. but this clone will not suffice. it is a pale mockery of your truely entrancing power and might. i will wait until you yourself can join me. for it is the real you that i long for.

hashi: you are as kind and thoughtful as ever, my love. once i finish dealing with the ten tails, i promise to give you my full attention. i appreciate you not meddling during the inbetween.

mada: *waves hand in a yeah, yeah, fashion*

hashi: i am back, and here to give you the love and attention you deserve.

mada: finally! the burning passion of our love is coursing through me! i will not contain it any longer!

hashi: i will give you my all! you deserve nothing less! now come here and let me punch that very kissable mouth of yours!!!

*later*

mada: hey can we pause for second?

hashi: sure, whats up?

mada: i just wanna info dump about the sage of six paths mythology. ive talked about it with other people, but no one gets giddy about me info dumping quite like you do.

hashi: oh, sick, yeah that sounds fun! lay it on me!

[multi-cannon-rp]

Madara: Hashirama and I are no longer dating.

Hashirama: Madara that is a horrible way to tell people we are married.

[shsl-panic-at-the-everywhere]

Old Comics (feat. HashiMada in the second comic)

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[incorrects-naruquotes]

Madara:

Tobirama: BAAAA!!!! no wonder people are homophobic, this scary AF!

[tomuraxashes]

HashiMada supervising young Sasuke be like

I like those plots where HashiMada is living with genin Sasuke so he would not be alone after the massacre

Also poor little thing, has to endure their constant arguing and/or courting

Sasuke: *accidentaly cuts himself while cooking*

Hashirama, worried: Sasuke, show me, I will heal you immediately

Madara: You weren’t in a hurry after I was cut last time!

Hashirama: When and where and why were you cut, Mada?

Madara: Valley of End, my heart, by your killing blow.

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Sasuke: So what was that again about not holding grudges and quick forgiving?

Madara: Sasuke, there is a small difference. Naruto just ate you food. This bastard lover of mine killed me. I am about to mock him with that for the rest of our lives

Hashirama: And I accept that. Also, you “died” huh?

Madara: If that would depend on you, I would have. So makes no difference, stupid tree.

[narutwitter]

[incorrect-hashimada]

Izuna: I sleep with a kunai under my pillow.

Tobirama: Oh yeah? Well, I sleep with my sword.

Madara: You're both pathetic.

Izuna: Why? What do you sleep with?

Madara: Hashirama.

[basilsimp43]

Madara: I have a plan.

Obito: I have the hospital and Hashirama on speed dial...

[lostinwoods]

After Sasuke dies, in the afterlife...

Madara: Did you get him this time?

Sasuke : *Grits teeth* No

Madara *Disappointed*: *Sighs*Great, now onto the next the reincarnation.

[atossofthedice]

Hashirama: If you were an ice cream flavor, what flavor would you be? Tobirama: Vanilla. Madara: Vanilla? You boring ass basic bitch! Madara: If I was an ice cream flavor, I’d be pistachio. Tobirama: Oh, because nobody likes you. Hashirama: I do!