#incorrect hawaii five 0 quotes

[teruel-a-witch]

mcdanno + text post meme + freak4freak ad infinitum (it's okay guys, your issues complement each other)

[incorrect-mcdanno]

Danny: I hate being touched. Danny: The last time I maintained physical contact with another person was in a fight. Kono: You are literally on Steve'S lap right now. Danny: This means nothing.

[crowleying]

Steve: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.

Danny: Aren't you forgetting something?

Steve: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Danny's forehead before running out.*

Danny: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

[brinleyparke]

Danny: Steve, I beg of you. Please, PLEASE go to the doctor.

Steve: *WTF face* Hey, I'm sorry. Is this OUR stab wound?

[almostharlanquotes]

Boyd: First you have to seek to understand before you can be enlightened. Raylan: I will literally pay you cash to stop talking.

[ncisrhapsody]

Steve McGarrett (externally): Book ‘em, Danno 😎

Steve McGarrett (internally): Book me, Danno 😍

[sepiawizarddetective]

Danny: Relationships should be 50/50. Steve cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

[mcdannowave]

Incorrect Quotes - We all know that he knows, Danny. He just loves to bicker with you.

[anastablack]

Danny: are you blind? I'm sitting here, you animal! Why are you so clumsy?

Steve: and why are you so irritated?

Danny: I'm so irritated because someone - and I won't point fingers - said that at first we will have time just for two of us, but apparently we haven't.

Steve: It is not my fault that our case lasted so long, Danny

Danny: oh no, it is your fault. Because if you'd waited for me, our suspect wouldn't have slipped out of the back exit. And if he hadn't slipped out of the back, we would have caught him faster and we would have had more time for just two of us before the others came

Steve: Danny, we can just go to the bathroom

Danny: are you serious right now?!

Steve:

Steve: to the bedroom?

Danny: that's better. Let's go. Don't forget to close the door

[hxuse-xf-black]

Kingsley: He's armed. He's holding seven hostages, behavior's pretty erratic. Tonks, sarcastically: Oh, you mean as opposed to most hostage takers that are calm and composed?

[teruel-a-witch]

If Steve didn't want his co-workers to assume he was taking a vacation to 'reconnect' with his partner perhaps he shouldn't have looked at Danny like that and touched him in a way that indicated that this decision to take days off is directly related to him. Subtlety, thy name is not McDanno.

[incorrect-mcdanno]

Danny: WHAT ARE ALL THESE DEAD BODIES DOING HERE?! Steve: [nudges one with his toe] Honestly, not much.

[crowleying]

Danny: Yesterday, I overheard Grace saying, “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Steve replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

[brinleyparke]

Danny: Why are you like this??

Steve: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid, and I haven't felt a single emotion since.

[almostharlanquotes]

Raylan: If I died, how much would you miss me? Boyd: It's cute how you think death can get you out of this relationship.

[embracetheshipping]