#incorrect hlvrai

[benlovecats]

gordons only got one hand and that hand is for tommy sorry not sorry benrey

[thefishdeath]

Benrybenrybenrybenrybenrybenrybenrybenrybenrybenry Idk sticker design of him or smth

Putting this freak in the void (stasis)

Transparent version or something idk

[headcanons-phb]

Helpi: Cassie, look out! There are explosives in this room.

*Roxy rushes in before Cassie and quickly detonates the pyrotechnics, leaving nothing but a scorch mark on the floor*

Roxy: not anymore!

Helpi: Fine work, Roxanne, you disarmed the explosive!

Cassie, hear ears still ringing: ...you guys are like wind up toys...

[incorrect-web-novels]

Wei Wuxian: I have a son. That’s A-Yuan.

Jiang Cheng:...Looks a bit shit.

[platonically-loving-alastor]

Gun

Alastor: *points gun at Angel* Angel: Please don't point that at me. Alastor: I'm not pointing it at you. I'm indicating that I have a gun, and that you should continue looking at me. Angel: That sounds like a weird threat, and I don't know why you're giving it to me. Alastor: I wouldn't threaten you, Angel. Unless you give me reason to. Angel: Yeah, we're good right now, right? Alastor: ... Right now.

[dead-lesbians]

It’s funnier when everything Tommy says is correct and factual. Sorry but you guys just don’t understand comedy.

[tf2-incorrect-quotes]

Spy: Don’t- stop-

Spy: What are you doing?

Soldier: You heard the man! Don’t stop!

[geigergearz]

one of my favorite hlvrai facts is Tommys job

idr the exact phrasing so Apolocheese if i am incorrect on phrasing but in the QnA wayne and baaulp i think agreed that tommy wasnt really. qualified to work there which is already funny

but then wayne said that he personally thinks either A- tommy just. showed up and nobody bothered to make him leave B- tommy works in HR

[angels-heap]

we get it, you hate hlvrai. how about instead of being bitter you let people enjoy things. fr whats the point of gatekeeping a 20 year old game?

Look, I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that you didn't live through the 2020 fandom bullshit, because if you'd witnessed it, even peripherally, you would not have felt compelled to send this ask. So, a few things you should know:

I don't actually hate hlvrai! I genuinely enjoyed the series and still quote it regularly. I even used to enjoy some of the fan content, before the fandom exploded in popularity and there was a huge influx of mostly of very young fans (fine, but not my scene) who wanted me and most of my friends to die (bad; see below).

I'm not dreading more hlvrai content; I'm dreading the potential fallout within the fandom. Canon tags flooded with unrelated content. Wildly OOC characterizations of canon characters based on similar characters in an unrelated series. Endless racism discourse that somehow manages to affect everyone except the tiny fraction of fans who are actually being intentionally racist. Pushback against mature content for an M-rated game because "there are kids here now!!" Ship discourse. Death threats and endless harassment related to the ship discourse. Being accused of being a child predator and threatened with doxxing for shipping two grown adults in a different fandom.

A lot of really lovely people were driven out of the canon HL fandom because of bullshit instigated by hlvrai fans who either didn't know anything about the canon series, didn't care, or were learning incorrect information through "fandom telephone" and decided to take it upon themselves to rid the internet of anyone who didn't ship canon Gordon with their benrey-fied version of Barney "the right way." Can you really blame anyone for not wanting that to happen again?

Honestly, as long as the new content doesn't include too much conflicting lore/characterization related to canon HL characters and the fandom manages to behave itself, I'm excited to see more people get into Half Life. A lot of my current favorite HL artists and writers got into HL through hlvrai. This doesn't have to be a shitshow, but I don't think it's unreasonable to worry that it might become one.

TL;DR: Nobody really wants to "gatekeep" a 20 year old game series. We just want to be able to continue talking about the series and creating fanworks without being bombarded with unrelated content, death and doxxing threats, and baseless accusations that could ruin our actual, offline lives.

[regretevator-confessions]

i see alot of jeremy gijinkas where hes like emo or whatever (sorry if thats incorrect, i have trouble distinguishing specific styles) and they all fail to take into account jeremys floor. like hes in some weird boobytrapped temple or castle of sorts. he turns people into princesses when he traps them. hes some kind of fantasy villain or like. bowser. based on how hes on the area 51 floor, id assume hes some sort of monster. why dont people make him monster-ish!! people love giving a whole lot of monster-y features to characters, take a look at how people draw benrey from hlvrai! im not even complaining im just like shocked nobody has made him like a dragon or something

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[headcanons-phb]

*the group approaches a gap in the floor*

Roxy: careful with the hole.

Gregory: I know where the hole is, I'm gonna mind the hole.

*Gregory easily jumps the gap in the floor*

Gregory: "easy as pie" as Freddy would say.

Roxy: Gregory, I said be careful with the hole.

Gregory: yeah, I was totally careful, that was easy.

Roxy: the hole, Gregory!

Gregory: stop saying my name, just be quiet for one moment...

Roxy: Gregory! The hole!

*Gregory moves ahead*

Roxy: I warned you.

*a patch of floor gives out under Gregory as he walks over it, causing him to fall in unexpectedly.*

Roxy: THE HOLE YOU IDIOT!!!

Freddy, peering down into the hole: Gregory, be careful, there's a big hole!

[alien-bumblebee]

professor layton but it's hlvrai incorrect quotes

close-ups below

[weirdrtvscomments]

I think that anon was referencing the screencap of that comment asking how wayne was burnt out considering it's been years since HLVRAI.

Mira pointed out that other stuff has happened since HLVRAI, and anon was basically saying 'sure Wayne has done other stuff but streaming is easier and pays better than my job so he has less of an excuse to not create things'. Basically just a person unhappy with the state of capitalism (good and true) and manifested it thru jealousy at streamers (bad and incorrect) instead of anger at their boss.

(refering to the mira asks from few days ago)

Okay i get it now, thanks. I though they ment "mental problems dont exsist when you are rich & famous" anon is certified stupid and should stop getting angry at pepole begin more well off then you. A funny streamer is not the reason why your job sucks bro.

[schmitty-schmitstinstein]

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-anti self-ship

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-Squid Game

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-Heavy amounts of gore

-Detailed descriptions of bugs

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Shutting Down

[madcatdaderpydrawer-blog]

I’ve managed to group the characters I’ve hyper fixated on into three different categories.

“He’s such silly little guy! I sure hope nothing bad happens to them” (it will)

- phone guy (fnaf)

- lunar (sams)

- dr. Flug (villainous)

- Charles Calvin (Henry stickmen collection)

- benrey (HlvrAI)

- bittergiggle (gobb)

“There are no incorrect headcanons, BUT…”

- sir pentious (hazbin hotel)

- catnap (poppy playtime)

- moon and sun (fnaf)

- bloodmoon (sams)

“Confident characters who I want to throw down the stairs like a ceramic vase”

- Jax (tadc)

- glisten (dandys world)

- solar (sams)

- vox (hazbin hotel)

[conarcoin]

?? You responded to my first ask because I said that Minecraft roleplays weren't an example of weird art. I did not bring to the table the idea that improvised video game-based entertainment as a whole is not worthy of respect. The emmy HLVRAI comment was because I was stunned at you twisting the conversation into a grand discussion about the validity of different art forms, like I was trying to deny the significance of recorded video-game roleplays just because they're new and make use of popular software. I was saying that Minecraft roleplays weren't *weird*. It's not underground and it's not challenging. There's a significant audience for it, there's a lot of people who are eager to make their own Minecraft roleplay series, and the platform being used is already familiar and successful. I just believe there's weirder stuff out there that can challenge someone to interact with and explore weirder mediums

okay, i think we're just fundamentally misunderstanding each other then, i wasn't trying to say video game rp is like the most weird medium ever i was just saying that this website loves talking about non-traditional mediums but specifically takes issue with this one only

i would say that saying a medium is inherently unchallenging is incorrect however