#incorrect percy Jackson

[mo-mode]

Grover: Sir 🥺🥺 we’re so sorry but we have no idea what happened to our train cabin—

Percy and Annabeth: WHAT KIND OF STUPID ARE YOU, MR. TRAIN COP?! OOOH YOU THINK SOME TWELVE YEAR OLDS DID THIS?? SO WHAT YOU’RE GONNA ARREST US??? HUH???? POST UP

[all-da-ladies-luv-leoo]

Jason: Dude, I just saw Leo at a gay bar!

Piper: Likely place for him to be.

Piper: Wait what were you doing at a gay bar?

[fics-and-quotes-andthelike]

Annabeth Chase: I dare you- Sally Jackson: Percy is not allowed to accept dares anymore. Annabeth Chase: Why not? Percy Jackson: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say. Grover Underwood: (vivid Yancy flashbacks) Fair enough.

[pjo13percy]

Nico: The Ocean is a soup.

Percy:

Percy: Do elaborate.

Nico: What are needed for something to be a soup?

Percy: Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine.

Nico: *Tilts head*

Percy: The Ocean is a Soup.

Nico: The Ocean is a Soup.

[incorrect-riordanverse-quotes]

Nico, about Will: I mean, yeah, he's clearly mentally ill. But you gotta admit it's a little charming watching him walk around pretending like he's not.

[mysterylilycheeta]

Grover: I just want to hear those three magic words Percy and Annabeth: We love you. Grover: That's sweet, but try again. Percy and Annabeth: Fine. Percy and Annabeth: We will behave.

[sodamnbored]

Leo: *frantically rubbing himself down with balloons*

Nico: What on earth are you doing?

Leo: I’m about to try asking Jason out.

Nico, sarcastically: Sure, that explains everything.

Leo, impatiently: I need it to go well. Look at that face. He must have people hitting on him all the time, so I need a way to stand out.

Leo, grinning: So I’m going to use static electricity to create an electric shock when I casually touch him, so sparks will literally fly when I ask him out.

Nico, amused: Okay, well have fun tricking Jason into falling in love with you.

[simpingforpjo]

Monster: Identify yourself!

Percy, panicked: Percy Jackson, Greek, 16, leo sun and bisexual sir!

Monster: You're bi? That's so valid.

[ambriel-angstwitch]

Percy: Crushes are the worst whenever I’m near mine I start acting stupid

Annabeth: You always act stupid, Percy

Annabeth: …

Percy: Don’t think about it too hard

[liesmultixxx]

percy jackson summarized:

[rayssion]

Percy: would you take a bullet for me?

Jason: ....yes?

Nico: angrily bursts into the room with a nerf gun in his hand.

Percy, already running away: thanks!!

[percabethlovebot]

percy jackson text posts 5/?

[all-da-ladies-luv-leoo]

Percy: What happened?

Annabeth: You fell down the stairs, do you not remember?

Percy: Not really. I remember tripping, and I remember the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Annabeth: That wasn’t an ambulance. I drove you.

Percy: Then what was that siren?

Grover: Sorry, I was really nervous.

[pickafilm]

Annabeth: What happened to your face?

Percy: Fencing injury.

Annabeth: We don’t do fencing at ca-

Percy: I was jumping a fence.

[f0rg0ttendaughter0fhades]

Got drunk and wanted to text him, Then remembered he doesn’t have a fucking phone because we’re halfbloods.

[incorrect-riordanverse-quotes]

Lee: All of Will's snacks are organic. Luke: That's cool. Connor and Travis eat candy off the floor.