#incorrect mcd quotes

[moonlit-escape]

Aphmau: sometimes, you put a bunch of misfits together and you get a family :)

Aphmau: sometimes, you get a bunch of jackasses.

[mcd-incorrect-quotes]

𝐑𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐭 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫: 𝐎𝐡 𝐦𝐚𝐧, 𝐈 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐨 𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐝𝐮𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐚𝐟𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐝𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐟𝐚𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦!

𝐒𝐤𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐥:

[fruitcakebro]

Shadowknights have glow-in-the-dark eyes like deer. Garroth found this out while theywere travelling by night quite a bit while trying to catch up with Aph during the Malachi arc.

But after they caught up, they stopped travelling by night because Malachi needed to sleep. So Dante didn't find out.

Until months later, in the guard tower.

Laurance left something downstairs by accident, and went down to get it in the middle of the night. Dante was just about to leave on night patrol when he sees Laurance out of the corner of his eye and just fucking screams at top volume.

Garroth then tumbles out of bed and SPRINTS downstairs, because he's thinking like, 'oh shit, we're being attacked'. But then he gets there and just sees Dante with his back up against the door, and Laurance just standing there holding a bag or something.

Garroth then looks around and asks if everything's okay. To which Dante responds "How long have his eyes been doing that? How can he do that?" and then Garroth's like "How the fuck should I know? How does Laurance do anything?" and just leaves.

Laurance is of course, standing there giggling the entire time.

[laurancezvahlslefteyebrow]

goofies

[insert-username-here566]

Me while playing Minecraft and dying when on low health with no food talking to my partner who I'm playing with.

"Death is not an obstacle. It's a tool to be harnessed and utilized."

"..."

"What in the mcd Zane romeave type shi-"

[crazy-fangirl2524]

I think the only thing the aftg fandom ever done right is never writing the cheating trope with Andreil like I don’t think that’s ever done? This genuinely never crossed my mind until a tweet about cheating trope and I’m like people are into that????

[agua-cat]

Aphmau Quote Saga (Part 1)

CONTENT WARNING : SLIGHTLY SUGGESTIVE JOKE?

If you've watched deadpool you'll probably be fine?

ANYWAY, so my friends and I goof off as Aphmau Characters on Minecraft Servers and one time I was building a huge nether castle as Laurence when my partner logs on as Aphmau to come watch me.

This has resulted in a LOT of iconic quotes (including this one!) that I am slowly working on illustrating, because I think they're funny.

Blurred out my partners name and replaced it with "aphmau!" for privacy reasons, but I'm sorry if the writing is not too legible, I couldn't be bothered to take out my drawing tablet to write a name.

Laurence is also supposed to be holding blueprints, representing me building the castle (I am still building it and going CRAZY)

Here it is!

So there you have it. A goofy moment.

Likely more to come soon, but this is not going to be too frequent. It's just how I get over my nerves of posting on Tumblr

[zb1bies]

myungjae: i almost got surprise adopted yesterday!

hanbin: what?

sohee: he almost got kidnapped.

hanbin: oh okay

hanbin: wait, wHAT

[mybrainsrottingwithmcd]

*Garroth and Laurence flirting with each other yet again*

Dante: And you two are sure you're not dating?

Garroth: 100%.

Laurence: Of course not! Why would you think that?

Dante: I wonder why that possibility would even cross my mind, Laurence. I fucking wonder.

[cherrilemon]

Aaron: Y’all gotta stop, Aph chose me over y’all so now you gotta stop being mean to me

Garroth: That’s why yo wife’s dead

Aaron: *jaw dropped*

Laurence: and yo son

Aaron: *falls to his knees*

Zoey: What shoes they got on?

Aaron: *family guy death poses*

[reterols]

ZANUS (incorrect quotes.)

Zane: Stop doing that.

Janus: Stop doing what?

Zane: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.

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Zane: I feel like doing something stupid.

Janus: I’m stupid, do me.

♡♡♡

Zane: I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it.

Janus: What- how?

Zane: You’d be like “come to bed … Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”

♡♡♡

Zane: I’m doing what I can to jog your memory.

Janus: It’s jogging, I guess. Its tiddies are jiggling a little.

Zane: Nice.

♡♡♡

Zane: It doesn’t have a bone.

Janus: Then why is it called a boner?

♡♡♡

Zane: Janus and I are no longer dating.

Janus: Zane, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married.

♡♡♡

Janus: Priest kink is definitely a thing and I am afflicted by it.

Zane: Go to church.

Zane: WAIT—

♡♡♡

Zane: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things.

Janus: Hi, I’m ‘things’.

♡♡♡

Janus: What’s sexting?

Zane: I'm not having this conversation with you.

♡♡♡

Janus: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?

Zane: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?

♡♡♡

Zane: How would you rate your pain?

Janus: 0/10. Would not recommend.

♡♡♡

Janus: Hey! Wanna hear a joke?

Zane: Sure.

Janus: Your life!

Zane: Actually, my life isn’t a joke, jokes have meaning.

Janus: Zane, no.

♡♡♡

Zane: We’re getting married, bitches!

Janus: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

♡♡♡

Zane: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.

Janus: Oh. We're going out?

Zane: Wh...

♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

Bonus Janus booba sketch.

[incorrectquotefreak]

mcd as texts between me and my friends:

brendan: that mashed egg was due

kiki: mashed egg😨❓

aph: 😭

brendan: im not even sure what i was trying to say

kiki: that mashed egg was due!

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hey guys ur fav fraggot is back

for now

[mcd-incorrect-quotes]

𝐓𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫: 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝, 𝐈𝐫𝐢𝐬, 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭.

𝐒𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞: 𝐎𝐡 𝐧𝐨, 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭’𝐬 𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐞!

𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥 𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞: 𝐃𝐢𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐧?

[fruitcakebro]

*Bridge scene after the baby shower*

Zane: So what happened to your eyes?

Laurance: 'If your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away', and your brother's ass was speaking to me in the most sinful of ways.

Aphmau, Garroth, Zane, and the two guards: *horrified silence*

[laurancezvahlslefteyebrow]

I have officially made 68 of these

[somnas-writes]

Aph: what Gatorade y’all want

Garroth: oh cool blue please

Aph: … the what

Laurence: the light blue one, I want the green one.

Aph: OH, kk