Aaron: Y’all gotta stop, Aph chose me over y’all so now you gotta stop being mean to me
Garroth: That’s why yo wife’s dead
Aaron: *jaw dropped*
Laurence: and yo son
Aaron: *falls to his knees*
Zoey: What shoes they got on?
Aaron: *family guy death poses*
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Aphmau: I played scrabble last night. It was a nightmare.
Nana: What do you mean? Scrabble’s great!
Aphmau: Not when you’re playing against Lucinda. She puts words like “aposiopesis” and I put “dog”.
Garroth: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions?
Laurance: Put spaghetti in it.
Garroth: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you.
Aphmau: Put spaghetti in it.
Garroth: Any other suggestions?
Dante: …put spaghetti in it.
Garroth: Well, that was really a “bruh moment”, huh?
Laurance: I really don't think you should refer to overworking yourself to the point of passing out a "bruh moment", but whatever floats your boat.
Nana: What's the first thing you notice when a man approaches you?
Katelyn: The audacity.
Travis: The moon looks beautiful tonight.
Nicole: Yeah... but do you know what's more beautiful?
Travis and Nicole, in unison: *sighs* Katelyn...
Nana: You know what? Underneath it all, you're actually quite nice.
Zane: Repeat that disgusting slander again and you'll be hearing from my lawyers.
Laurance: Do NOT offer me a big spoon if you see me with a small one. I know what I'm fucking doing.
Dante: Can I offer a smaller spoon?
Laurance: Absolutely! Finally, someone with some sense around here!
Aphmau: Reminder that I'm very sweet and endearing so be nice to me.
Garroth: Or what?
Aphmau: Or I'll bite your ankles.
Nana: A black cat crossing your path is actually good luck on account of you get to see a cat.
Aphmau: Okay, first of all, I didn't "miss" the red flags. I looked at them and thought, yeah, that's sexy.
Laurance: You think you want me to shut up? I have to listen to myself when I’m not even talking!
Travis: Men's insults are so weird. "Slut", "whore", "dumb bitch". Sir, those are respectable occupations. Call me a landlord if you really want to insult me.
Katelyn: While you were being heterosexual, I studied the blade.
Garroth: Not to be vague but not again please.
Zane: If Socrates can make a career out of telling people they're stupid then why can't I?
Dante: if anybody needs me, i'll be in the dirt thinking about love.
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Kulzak: *Annoying Enki while he’s trying to read*
Enki: You should be addicted to shutting the fuck up.
Kulzak: You wanna kiss me so bad its making you look stupid—
Enki: And what if I did? *grabs him by the collar and kisses him*
Kulzak: *kulzak.the.wanderer.exe has stopped responding.*
Enki: *Returns to his research* now who’s the stupid looking one?
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*Derek,Zack,Michael,Garte and Elizabeth all playing dnd at work during there free time*
Garte(the dungeon master) :you have all encountered a Vrocks, how do you defeat it?
Zack:I roll to flirt with Derek
*zack rolled as his dice landed on a 5*
Garte:you can’t flirt with Derek since you rolled a low number,you are literally getting attacked stop trying to flirt right now
Derek: Zack focus we are about to get killed by a Vrocks
Michael:I roll to kill you all and end this game
Elizabeth:I roll to stab the Vrocks
*Elizabeth rolled a 20 , as her character stabs the type 1 demon *
Garte: the Vrocks takes 10 damage
Elizabeth:hah wait just 10 the hell
Garte:that’s how the game works,Michael you can’t roll for that to happen I told you that twice
Michael:this is dumb I can’t even kill anyone
Garte:you can kill the Vrocks
Michael:killing a weak demon how fun
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Demon Slayer (Yuu)niverse Incorrect Quotes #24 SwapDaki!Yuu’s Ship
SwapDaki!Yuu: Lilia, you're under arrest.
Lilia: Wait, what? Why?
SwapDaki!Yuu: For stealing Giyuu!Yuu's heart.
Giyuu!Yuu: Did you just hit on Lilia for me?
SwapDaki!Yuu: I'm tired of WAITING, Giyuu!Yuu.
*SwapDaki!Yuu in a gremlin voice*: My ship will sail
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Katelyn: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off?
Aphmau: What? No, I—
Kawaii~Chan: *enters room*
Katelyn: *jaw clenches*
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*Right after Laurance was rescued from the nether*
Cadenza: I'm going to have to cut your hair pretty short if you want it even. Whoever gotcha down there messed it up pretty good.
Laurance: What??? Oh, for fuck's sake! Take my eyes if you must, but leave my hair alone you fucker! Why did it have to be the hair?
Cadenza: Wha- THAT'S what you're most upset about? Not being blinded, or the burns everywhere? Your fucking hair?
Laurance: Of what's available to focus on, yes. Yes I'd really like to go with that.
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Grian and Mumbo: *sulking after an argument*
Scar: Okay, Grian, Mumbo, I need you two to make out now.
Grian and Mumbo:
Scar: I mean make up now.
Grian: *screeches with laughter*
Mumbo: Excuse me?!
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Dante, to anyone he's dating: nah, don't even worry about it! Gene wouldn't hurt a fly
Gene to Sasha and Zenix: okay we need to find their background, their address, their place of work-
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