#incorrect quotes hilda

[charlie-rainary]

Kaisa: let's take a selfie, I want to piss my tumblr followers off

Johanna: why would a selfie piss them off?

Kaisa: selfies piss everyone off

[autumnalfallingleaves]

Run, dude

please do not repost my art

[inferno-mp3]

[blaithnne]

Johanna, age 10: My parents… they’re gone, they’re really gone. All I have left of them are my memories…

Astrid, about to do the funniest thing ever: Wanna see a magic trick

[texts-from-3h]

[lex-posts]

Astrid, stifling laughter:

Johanna: Whats got you so cheery?

Astrid, Points: L-Look-

Kaisa, wearing a T-Shirt that says “Not a step dad, but the dad that stepped up” while making direct eye contact with Anders:

Anders: :|

Hilda, standing between the two: *unsure to laugh or tell kaisa to go change or cry*

Johanna: … Alright that is pretty funny-

[incorrect-three-houses-quotes]

Hilda: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?

Claude: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.

Hilda: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.

Claude: Good thinking.

[breannasfluff]

Ravio, skipping rocks on a lake with Hilda: It’s such a beautiful evening. Hilda: Yeah, it is. Hilda: *whispering* Take that you f***ing lake.

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Fable: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions? Legend: Put spaghetti in it. Fable: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you. Ravio: Put spaghetti in it. Fable: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two. Hilda: Put spaghetti in it. Fable: I am no longer taking suggestions.

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Hilda: People, I gotta know for science. Is the opposite of red: green or blue? Fable: Technically a mix of green and blue? Hilda: So blurple. Fable: That's implying you're mixing blue and purple. Hilda: Would you rather have f***ing bleen? MOTHERf***ING GRUE? Fable: You were confusing before but now I'm scared.

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Ravio: What have I done wrong?! Hilda: Everything. For your entire life.

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Ravio: We need to open this locked door. Hilda, give me your credit card. Hilda: Here. Ravio, pocketing it: Thanks. Mr. Hero, break down the door.

Sibling bonding!

[jetcat-14]

Frida : I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.

Hilda: Mine just says "Hilda no."

Frida : I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

[shadow-coolness]

Louise: So you’re half-fairy?

Hilda: Quarter fairy but yeah.

David: Man even for us thats weird.

Frida: You could say that again.

David: Real freaky.

Louise: We are the Freaky 4.

David: Its Quite Strange.

Frida: Uh-huh.

David You could say its…

*the 3 girls looks at him confused*

David: Fairly Odd.

*Hilda throws her beret at him*

[incorrectmadamspellman]

Sabrina: Hey Lilith , can we go with you to Hell?

Lilith: What did Zelda say?

Sabrina: She said no.

Lilith: So why are you asking me

Sabrina: Because she's not the boss of you.

Lilith, internally: it's a trap it's a trap it's a trap it's-

[madmanwonder]

Hilda: You are cute. Be mine.

Jaune: Like a boyfriend or a slave?

Hilda: Yes *Collared Up Jaune* Be a good boy and follow me~

[kiki-draws-things]

Hey if it works, it works.

Got the idea from @blaithnne

[inferno-mp3]

[blaithnne]

Hilda: What are your adjectives? Kaisa: …You mean my pronouns? Hilda: No, I know what your pronouns are! What are your adjectives? Kaisa: …I dunno. What are yours? Hilda: Noisy and chaotic! Kaisa: I’ve never had something go from making no sense to making complete sense so quickly.

[texts-from-3h]