#incorrect rings of power

[thranduilswifesblog]

Thranduil : "I'm just curious, do you think with our advanced healing, we could actually drink bleach?"

Celeborn : ....

Legolas : ...

Glorfindel : "well... There's only one way to find-"

Elrond, spraying them all with water : "ABSOLUTELY NOT!"

[wizardheart83]

[gil-galadwrap]

Halbrand: do you think I should kill some of the characters in my book?

Galadriel: you’re writing a book?

Galadriel: about what?

Halbrand: it’s an autobiography

[fluffygreenkoala]

Galadriel: I'm moderate and peaceful, truth be told.

Halbrand: Yesterday you threw a chair at Gil-galad.

Galadriel: Yes, which was a moderate and peaceful compromise because I was initially planning to launch a table at that b*tch.

[priyarai13]

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[thethirdtreeofvalinor]

me after reanimating the corpse of tolkien: so later on in the show, galadriel’s new bestie, halbrand, is revealed to be sauron, which kind of erases celebrimbor as a character and his contribution to the main conflict

tolkien: that’s what you’re worried about when two of the beatles are still living? go finish the job

[pinkbeastie]

elrond and durin: we’ll defeat sauron with the power of love and friendship! galadriel: and this gun i found

[braxix]

Elrond: I can't legally say I resurrected him, but his body is moving and his soul is controlling it so I don't see a problem.

Annatar: No one else sees a problem with this?

The elves: No. *Awkward shrug*

[elena-gilbert]

Daily Life of Haladriel

[warnadudenexttime]

Roman, swinging around a key ring: Nothing like waving around a set of keys to make you feel large and in-charge!

Logan: Those are the keys to your diary.

Patton: He’s large and in charge of his own emotions!

Logan: Oh, is that what you call being pathetic-

[vildo]

Sauron was nicer to Celebrimbor than Amazon

[thranduilswifesblog]

Elendil : "what do the elves call their friends living by the sea? Watermelons?"

Oropher : "they called them dead. Because Fëanor killed them"

Oropher : "BURN...."

Celebrimbo's spirit : ....

Gil Galad :....

Elrond :.....

Thranduil :....

Isildur : ....

Gil Galad : "FOR GOD'S SAKE OROPHER-

[wizardheart83]

Rings of power parody of “Right Hand Man” from Hamilton:

Galadriel : “High king-

I need for you to listen,

About my latest mission,

I need to speak my peace and trust my king will see my wisdom

Now I’m the model of a modern noldo general

A valinorian valorous venturer who read the call

Carved in flesh,

My brother’s chest,

And you’ll say its history, to comfort me or come at me,

but the dark lord’s mark was in the room,

twas carved upon a stone

and if we don’t act this could be our

Doom”

“There was hope of pursuit, he’d left clues,

What did my company do? For you? chose to slack,

Tossed their swords down and raced back.

This peace you’ve called is cracking glass, he’s out there, look,”

Gil-galad: “Your ship waits, passage booked.”

[silvantransthranduiltrash]

Guys, hear me out, hear me out:

What if ELWE. Was the one. That gave birth. To Luthien?

The Ainur can’t give birth to elves/mortal/etc, they can only sire children. Something to do with an ainur having to keep 1 solid constant shape for months on end to carry a child to term, which they can’t really do as it’s against their nature, and that usually when they have to appear “elf-like” it’s more a disguise and not them actually altering their body to be more mortal(?) ig?

As a result Elwe was the one to get knocked up, and after Luthien he said “no more”.

And Luthien, as a result, calls Elwe mama, and Melian papa, but because most elves don’t know that Elwe was the mother, they always confused the two.

Luthien: Naneth(Elwe) is so kind and patient with me.

Elf: ah, Melian must be a gentle maia.

Luthien: Ada can be pretty cold at times.

Elf: Elwe should be kinder to his daughter.

It has created the biggest misunderstanding of all time, and only Elmo, Oropher, and a hand full of other elves knows that Elwe is the mother Luthien is always talking about.

[incorrectringsofpower]

Galadriel: "You'll never find the body" is such a boring threat. A better threat would be; "You'll never stop finding the body." Halbrand: Or just say, "They'll be finding parts of you for at least four months...and you'll still be alive for three of them." Galadriel: Now that's a threat! Gil-galad, covering Elrond's ears: [horrified silence]

[otp-shipping-industry]

Look it's beyond hilarious how Halbrand looks back at Galadriel before he answers to Bronwyn if he's the king the Southlands has been waiting for. Absolutely peak malewife behaviour.

"Yes I am definitely your new human king, very much a mortal descendant of your last human king. Galadriel said so."

I'm absolutely not the Dark Lord Sauron in disguise

Also definitely not madly into my to-be queen Galadriel who has yet to agree to marry me (but only because I haven't actually proposed to her yet)