#incorrect stp quote

[this-train-aint-stopping]

Incorrect Slay The Princess Quote #9

The Long Quiet: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

The Narrator: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

The Long Quiet: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

[confusedbyinterface]

Voice of the Smitten: "You're cute." The Damsel: "You're cute!" Voice of the Smitten: "You're cute!" The Damsel: "You're cute!" Voice of the Smitten: "You're cute!" The Damsel: "You're cute!" Voice of the Smitten: "You're cute!" The Damsel: "You're cute." Voice of the Smitten: "You're cute!" The Damsel: "You're cute!" The Narrator: "Great. She's stuck in a infinite loop, and he's an idiot."

[tai-janai]

hero: all of us are here to keep you from falling apart...

cont: I'm not ! :))

hero: .... almost all of us are here to keep you from falling apart.

[fyrefrostanimus]

Incorrect Slay the Princess quotes I thought up at school

There probably will be mischaracterization but most of the Voices lines I thought of on the spot as I just had a basic idea of what the plot was

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(On Chapter IV of The Razor)

Voice of the Contrarian: If this is a slide like last time then I have an idea!

The Narrator: No. Absolutely not.

Voice of the Hero: First you tell us to throw our only weapon out the window, and now you have a new idea? I don't like the sound of this.

Voice of the Cheated: Will you give him a chance? Any idea is better than no idea.

Voice of the Contrarian: What about we try to surf down the "stairs" to the basement?

Voice of the Skeptic: How would this work in our favor?

Voice of the Smitten: It could get us to Our Beloved faster.

Voice of the Stubborn: We don't have time for fun and games, we just need to get down there and confront her.

Voice of the Hunted: It'll just put us at a disadvantage when we get down there!

Voice of the Paranoid: Yes, what if we drop the knife and are left defenseless?

Voice of the Cold: This isn't getting us anywhere, can we just go down?

Voice of the Broken: It won't matter in the end.

Voice of the Opportunist: Well that settles it. We're going down normally.

*cue all the Voices screaming as The Hero decides to try Contrarian's idea out, trying to keep his balance while sliding up on two feet using a loose piece of sheet metal; most of them are at least taking some joy out of the experience with a select few *

Voice of the Contrarian: So everyone, wasn't that fun?

Voice of the Hero: It... kind of was.

Voice of the Broken: I guess.

Voice of the Smitten: If only she could have seen us!

Voice of the Cold: Let's just get this done with no that we're here.

Voice of the Cheated: It didn't do anything for us in the long run, but we had a small thrill for ourselves even if we still don't win.

Voice of the Skeptic: We're down in one piece at the very least.

Voice of the Stubborn: Not a scratch. We're still ready for this.

Voice of the Paranoid: No, this was NOT fun!

Voice of the Hunted: We could have died on the way! if we slipped off of that metal we would have bled out!

Voice of the Opportunist: Don't be a sourpuss, you two! How could anyone have thought this was a bad idea?

The Narrator: No matter, at least it got you into the basement.

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

Smitten: Oh Princess... tonight's just perfect! Damsel: No, you're perfect! Smitten: No, you are! Damsel: No, you! Smitten: You! Damsel: You! Smitten: Y– okay, I'm even irritating myself.

[amethsys]

Voice of The Broken: you all only hate me because I gave up before I was even formed

[ichoric]

dio, at chb: i’m tired of this grandpa

zeus: WELL THAS TOO DAMN BAD

[bespectacledcartomancer]

i'm gonna pull a real voice of the opportunist and use my incorrect quotes blog to launch my art blog because i am shamless <3

here's a sketch dump of stp drawings from my sketchbook from months ago that i never got to post.

[starsforbuckley]

INCORRECT 9-1-1 QUOTE

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Karen: What’s your favorite color?

Hen: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature.

Karen: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?

Hen: My favorite color is pink.

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• fandom: 9-1-1

[svnnyd4ys]

Grey's Anatomy incorrect quotes even tho most of these characters never fully interacted with each other

Lexie: You know what bothers me? Bats. Why can bats fly? Owen: Not again! Lexie: No. Seriously, who gave them the right? They're mammals! Mammals walk on land, no exceptions. Callie: Just wait until you hear about whales. Lexie: What now?

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Mark: Pose as a team because SHIT JUST GOT REAL!

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George: On the count of three, what’s your favourite cake? George & April: One, two, three- George & April: Chocolate cake, peanut butter frosting, and chocolate chunks! Mark: Our turn, Derek! One, two, three- Mark: Vanilla! Derek: I’ve never had cake before. What is cake?

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Jackson: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart. Cristina: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.

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Richard: If you think I’m playing favourites, you’re wrong. I love all of you equally! Richard, earlier: I don’t care for Alex.

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Mark: I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter “s”. Cristina: *looks over at Meredith and Addison* Cristina: Is it “sexual tension”?

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*after discussing a plan* Alex: Does anyone have any questions? April: Is this legal? Alex: Does anyone have any relevant questions?

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Callie: I hope no one lowkey hates me. Callie: Highkey hate me. Hate me with every fiber of your being. Callie: Go big or go home.

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Meredith: You’re such a dumbass (affectionate). Alex: Aww, you’re such a whore (complimentary). Mark: How are you talking like that in real life? Alex: Witchcraft (derogatory).

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Cristina: The results are in, I’m afraid you have updog… Patient: What’s updog? Cristina: Alex! Get in here, I told you I could do it!

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Kidnapper: I have your partner. Jackson: What? I don't have a partner... Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face? Jackson: Oh my god, you have Cristina.

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Jackson: So, are they your friend or... Bailey: They’re like April, but if April was ordered to be around you. Jackson: Oh, so Meredith. Bailey: Precisely!

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Callie: Unfollow me if you think the Earth is flat. Cristina: *seriously pretends to be a flat-earther to antagonize the anti-flat-earther. Owen: *neutral but makes polls to start fights, "Is the Earth flat? Let's discuss!"* Meredith: *not a flat-earther but makes "the Earth may be flat but this ass ain't" jokes for viral tweets*. Derek: *actual flat-earther.*

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Jackson: Once Cristina thanked me and I couldn’t decide between “No problem!” and “No worries!” so I yelled “No worms!” to them as they walked away.

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Meredith: Am I a good person? No. But do I try to be better every single day? Also no.

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Callie: What’s your favourite colour? Bailey: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature. Callie: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralise 0.8ml of sulphuric acid at STP? Bailey: My favourite colour is purple.

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April: Does everyone know their job for today? Arizona: Water the flowers. Callie: Vacuum the carpet. Meredith: Wash the dishes. Alex: Pretend to be a wolverine. April: Close enough.

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Meredith: Here’s the cold medicine you asked for. Meredith: *dumps 3 shopping bags of wine on the table* Owen: ...Thanks.

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Derek: You’re jealous. Meredith: Jealous? Derek: That’s why you were being so negative about this. Meredith: That’s absurd. I’m always negative.

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April: The first time I ever got upset in front of Meredith, they put their arms around me and it was so awkward that I had to ask them if they were hugging me or reaching for something on the shelf behind me. Meredith: I was doing both, for your information. Arizona: The first time Meredith hugged me, it was such a disaster we didn’t make eye contact for, like, a week after.

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Callie: Who would you kill out of the four of us, Arizona? Arizona: Derek, easily. Derek, laughing: What the fuck, man. Arizona: Well, Owen would be too easy. They’d probably be into it. Owen, now standing in the doorway: What the fuck, man!?

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*during a group project* Owen: *does 99% of the work* Jackson: *has no idea what’s going on* Derek: *says they’re gonna help but does not* Callie: *disappears at the very beginning and doesn’t show up again until the very end*

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Alex: Cristina won’t come out of their room! Meredith: Just tell them I said something. Alex: Like what? Meredith: Anything factually incorrect. Alex, shrugging: If you say so. Cristina, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET?

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Callie: Compliment me. Alex: You have eyes. Callie: Yeah, that works.

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Arizona: That sounds super! Doesn’t that sound super, Callie? Callie: No. Arizona: I think I speak for Callie when I say it sounds really super.

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Jackson: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have April periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’ Jackson: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.

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*Meredith is speaking on the phone* Meredith: Yeah, I'm with Owen. Owen: Im fucking dying- Meredith: Yep, they're okay. Owen: I have a knife in my chest! Meredith: No, they can't talk right now. They're sleeping, sorry. Owen: IM BLEEDING OUT-

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Derek, on the phone: So no head? Derek: *Throws phone and breaks skateboard*

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Arizona: I would never say that my partner is a bitch and I don’t don’t like them. That’s not true… My partner is a bitch and I like them so much!

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Lexie: If we were in prison you guys would be like my bitches.

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Alex: I was put on this earth to do one thing. Alex: Luckily I forgot what it was so I can do whatever I want.

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Owen: "What are you into?" is such a broad question, like do I reply with a TV series or choking?

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Bailey: You were wise to seek help from the world's most deadly weapon. Bailey: It's me.

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Meredith: Self-care is suppressing all your trauma until it comes back and hits you in the face with the force of 7 very large trucks.

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April: I can’t believe my birth certificate says F... April: ...How did I fail being born?

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[icycoldninja]

Dmc incorrect quotes part 2

Vergil: No thanks. Vergil: I'm god.

V: What’s your favorite color? Vergil: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature. V: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP? Vergil: My favorite color is pink.

Dante: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.

Dante: N… No! Vergil: A fair rebuttal. However, consider this counterpoint: Y… Yes???

Vergil: I lost my fish, can you help me find it? Dante, cooking the fish: What? I couldn't hear you, please speak up.

Nero: Do you think I'm plastic? Vergil: No. Nero: Phew. Oka- Vergil: Plastic, at least, has some use in life. You're not plastic.

Dante: That sounds super! Doesn’t that sound super, V? V: No. Dante: I think I speak for V when I say it sounds really super.

V: Everything will be ok. You can not stop it. V: Everything will be fine. You have no choice. Dante: What the fuck kind of pep talk is that? V: Ominous positivity.

Nero: You shouldn't be using a straw. Dante: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment and stuff. Nero: Yeah, but I mean… it's a weird way to eat spaghetti.

[this-train-aint-stopping]

Incorrect Slay The Princess Quote #4

Opportunist: *Gets down on one knee* Witch: Oh my god, it’s finally happening. Opportunist: *Falls over* Witch: The poison is kicking in.

[tai-janai]

skeptic: (holds up wet grey) a ghost? among all these princesses? how strange. I need to ask it questions and find out some answers.

cold: (grimacing at the spectre) i guess we doin ghosts now

[galaxywrites]

More incorrect quotes with my little genderbent MK series I'm working on. :>

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Jeanie (fem! Johnny), looking through her clothes: Has anyone seen my top?

Kuixiang (fem! Kuai Liang): Kiyoko is in the kitchen.

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Hanae (fem! Hanzo): Is there a cactus where your heart should be?

Kiyoko (fem! Kenshi), sipping coffee: What crawled up your ass this morning?

Kuixiang, walking in: Hey

Kiyoko: Hm.. nevermind.

Hanae: OHMYGODNO

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Tomoe (fem! Takeda): Well, remember when Jiā Yǐng made a romantic dinner for me?

Frost: Tomoe, she microwaved you a pizza.

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Jiā Yǐng (fem! Kung Jin): I am decayed. My lungs are full of thorns and mildew. My bones are held together by vines. I am fragile. Be gentle with my corpse.

Tomoe: Get out of bed, you're going to the meeting whether you like it or not.

Jiā Yǐng : I REFUSE.

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Carter (male! Cassie): Do you think different paints have different tastes?

Jiā Yǐng: They do.

Tomoe: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?

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Frost: What’s your favorite color?

Carter: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature.

Frost: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?

Carter : My favorite color is pink.

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Jaylen (male! Jacqui): Kinda gay to make a wanted poster... Why do you want that man? So you can hold him?

Frost: Yeah. Hold him accountable.

Jaylen: Hold him accountable for stealing your heart?

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Carter: Astrology is fun because i can pretend that all of my behaviors are just a result of being a Gemini and not symptoms of mental illness.

Jiā Yǐng: Being a Gemini is a mental illness. That’s not hate it’s just a fact.

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Tomoe: Did you bring Jiā Yǐng ?

Frost, gesturing to Carter : No, but I brought the next best thing.

Tomoe: Carter ? The next best thing would be Jaylen.

Carter : I would be offended, but Jaylen is freakishly strong.

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Jiā Yǐng : I can do anything I put my mind to. I once figured out Jaylen's phone number just by choosing random numbers.

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Carter : When I met you I thought you were a real bitch.

Jiā Yǐng : What changed your mind?

Carter : Oh, I still think you’re a bitch, I’ve just grown to like that about you.

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Cyrax, texting Sektor: Who are you? Someone changed all my contact names.

Sektor: What did they change my name to?

Cyrax: Batman.

Sektor: Don't change it back.

Cyrax: But who the fuck are you?

Sektor: I'm Batman.

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Sektor: What are you drinking?

Cyrax: Vodka.

Sektor: Straight?

Cyrax: No, gay. Why?

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Cyrax: You look mentally ill.

Sektor: I am. Let’s go.

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Kiyoko: Can I have some?

Hanae, mouth full of cheesecake: It's really spicy, you wouldn't like it.

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Kiyoko: If we lose, you’re out of the will.

Hanae: I was in the will?

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Kuixiang: Are you ready to commit?

Hanae: Like, a crime or a relationship?

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Kuixiang: Where's the most romantic spot for a first kiss? Wrong answers only.

Hanae: Dueling grounds.

Kuixiang: I said wrong answers only.

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Kiyoko: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.

Jeanie: This is a lie.

Jeanie: I'm literally dating her. This is a lie.

Jeanie: SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

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Jeanie: I'm not gay, but you look hot today.

Kiyoko: We're literally dating.

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Jiā Yǐng: Do you think if skeletons were real, "Boner" would be a slur for them?"

Kung Lán (f! Kung Lao): ... Jiā Yǐng, I have wonderful news regarding the realness of skeletons.

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Kung Lán: Don’t worry, I have a permit.

Jiā Yǐng: ...This just says “I can do what I want”.

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Kung Lán: Like, no offense to myself and all, but what the fuck am I actually doing?

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Kung Lán: Is it just me or is instant ramen even better uncooked?

Lú Kang: It’s just you.

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Lú Kang: If all your friends jumped off a bridge wou-

Kung Lán: Probably.

Lú Kang: I didn't finish.

Kung Lán: Probably.

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Sektor: If karma doesn't hit you, I fucking will.

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Raiden: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my actions.

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

The Stubborn: If that was flirting then I don't want to imagine how violent the foreplay would have been. The Smitten: And now I'm imagining it. Narrator: Damn it, Adversary.

[magnetarbeam]

Voices of the Force: Incorrect Quotes 5

Ahsoka: I dunno if I'm ready to process the ramifications of this bullshit.

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Jaina: I literally cannot believe I let you talk me into this.

Ahsoka: I literally said “I have an idea,” and you just went along with it without question.

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Zekk, trying to impress Jag: I re-initialized the entire command structure, retaining all programmed abilities but deleting the supplementary preference architecture.

Jaina: He turned it off and back on again.

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*during a group project*

Vestara: *does 99% of the work*

Ben: *has no idea what’s going on*

Ahsoka: *says she’s gonna help but does not*

Fala: *disappears at the very beginning and doesn’t show up again until the very end*

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Ahsoka, staring lovingly at Fala: I would die for you.

Fala, doing her own thing: Then perish.

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Vestara: I am working on this whole Good Guy thing, but anyone who cuts me in line at Space Starbucks deserves to have their kneecaps shot out, okay?

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Ahsoka: We’re playing Space Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.

Jag: Space Scrabble? Space Scrabble’s great.

Ahsoka: Not when you’re playing with Vestara, it’s not. She puts words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”

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Jag: What’s your favorite color?

Vestara: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature.

Jag: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?

Vestara: My favorite color is pink.