#incorrect stp quote

[this-train-aint-stopping]

Incorrect Slay The Princess Quote #9

The Long Quiet: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

The Narrator: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

The Long Quiet: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

[mysterydragon14]

this scene might work better with more human designs like itsonlypolite's but oh well, now that have an opportunist design i might as well use it

[confusedbyinterface]

Voice of the Smitten: "You're cute." The Damsel: "You're cute!" Voice of the Smitten: "You're cute!" The Damsel: "You're cute!" Voice of the Smitten: "You're cute!" The Damsel: "You're cute!" Voice of the Smitten: "You're cute!" The Damsel: "You're cute." Voice of the Smitten: "You're cute!" The Damsel: "You're cute!" The Narrator: "Great. She's stuck in a infinite loop, and he's an idiot."

[gamerboyeet]

Got some food for my STP fans

I know yall have been starving for something so uh

Here. I guess

Idk how much this fandom likes shitposts

Especially incorrect quotes

[biirrdd-incorrect-quotes]

Hero: What does 'take out' mean?

Beast: Food.

Dasmel: Dating

Cheated: Murder

Witch: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD

[brokencheatedfanclub]

Hero: My ears have been ringing all day-

Contrarian: You should answer it!

Hero:

Contrarian:

Hero: What?

[that-weird-skeleton-bastard]

Slay the princess incorrect quotes

enjoy ig

[fyrefrostanimus]

Yeah I think I'll be Contrarianposting for a bit. That little guy has wrapped himself around my brain

I wanted to explore some of Contrarian's self-loathing issues in the AU, but seeing as the route he appears in is the one where he defies a god I didn't know how.

Anyways I think I have a solution + a concrete way him and Stubborn became best friends

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*Contrarian is talking to himself and visibly upset, Stubborn notices and decides to say something since he doesn't have much else to do*

Stubborn: Well, what has you down?

Contrarian: It's something I did.

Stubborn: And what would that be?

Contrarian: I threw the blade into The Princess' eye.

Stubborn: Good aim. What's there to be upset about?

Contrarian: I made everyone else get hurt! Besides, I wouldn't say I had "good aim," her eyes were a pretty big target. A minor achievement.

Stubborn: * pausing before suddenly realizing Contrarian is talking about The Apotheosis* What?!

Contrarian: I know, it's a big mista-

Stubborn: You spited a god and scarred she which claimed to be invulnerable, and call that a "minor achievement?"

[viaviv124]

Princess monster beyond human comroehension: exists

Paranoid: welp i don't think i can heart lungs liver nerves us out of this one, lads

Paranoid: peace out *disappears*

Hero & Narrator: *look eachother in horror*

[aromantic-ghost-menace]

Hmhmm...

Something that might as well be happening during the fury chapter of my truth lies AU due to some convoluted fanfic reasons:

The Shadow (in a tug war against the cold for stubborn): let him go! The Cold: Only if you give me that nuisance you have with you. (*points to the Opportunist*) The Hero: Are we sure we want to do this? Don't get me wrong, I hate him, but shouldn't we try to be better than him? The Wraith (already yeeting Oppy in Cold's direction): Are you kidding me? I'd do this for free!

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

Smitten: Oh Princess... tonight's just perfect! Damsel: No, you're perfect! Smitten: No, you are! Damsel: No, you! Smitten: You! Damsel: You! Smitten: Y– okay, I'm even irritating myself.

[this-train-aint-stopping]

Incorrect Slay The Princess Quote #15

Skeptic (even after getting a body): The time to act is now. Wink, wink. Long Quiet: Don't say "wink wink". Just wink. Skeptic: Oh, sorry. Wink.

[gamerboyeet]

Multifandom Mayhem: PART 2 (the rest of part 1.5)

Multifandom Mayhem is the official name. Screw it

[biirrdd-incorrect-quotes]

Hero, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Contra, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Smitten, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

Paranoid, trembling: What are we playing

[brokencheatedfanclub]

Opportunist: Look! My picture is everywhere! I'm famous!

Hero: These are wanted posters...

Opportunist: I'm famous.

[ilwolf]

Narrator: I said Slay the Princess not Lay the Princess.

Voice of the Smitten: Opps