#incorrect strife

[incorrect-darksiders]

Strife, struggling to stand upright in the 1 inch heels he stole from Fury: Yeah, I don’t really think heels are for me…

Fury, walking flawlessly in 6 inch heels: WEAK.

[little-black-dress-zack-fair]

Zack: *leaning on the counter* Hey beautiful, come here often?

Cloud: Is this the part where I remind you we've been married for four years or do I play along?

Zack: Play along!

Cloud: Alright. Sorry, I'm not interested, I'm married.

[emeraldblonde]

Happy holidays, everyone! ♡

[wu-sisyphus-gang]

Sephiroth: *turns Cloud into a frog*

Sephiroth: Now suffer.

Cloud: *chilling on a leaf*

Sephiroth: Wait

Cloud: *experiencing joy for the first time in his life*

Sephiroth: Wait no

[rottenpumpkin13]

More Final Fantasy VII Memes On My Phone

[ffvii-series-incorrect-quotes]

[imagine-darksiders]

Y/n: I am quite literally terrified of you.

Strife in his head: Enemies to lovers, Slow Burn, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Happy Ending, 400K+ words...

[preposterousgreen]

[in front of a crowded cafeteria]

Zack: Cloudy, I can't believe you would betray me like that!

Cloud: What? I have no idea what you're talking about!

Zack: Oh, don't play dumb with me, mister. You were loving on her right in the open, on a damn street corner!

Cloud: W-who? Zack, everyone's staring!

Zack: That gorgeous blonde? With the floofy pants? Give me a break! She was slobbering all over you! Literally!

Cloud:

Cloud:

Cloud: The dog? That golden retriever?!

[minutes later]

Zack: *cackling like a loon in between Cloud trying to drown him in a toilet bowl*

Cloud: You have the worst sense of humor in history.💢

[sapphirothcrescent]

Sephiroth: How many times must I apologize???

Cloud: Just ONCE would be nice.

Sephiroth: ...no.

[incorrect-darksiders]

War: You're not gonna shoot a puppy, are you Strife?

Strife: Yeah, in the face. Why?

[little-black-dress-zack-fair]

Tifa: Have you ever had an argument with Zack?

Cloud: We never argue. He calls me Sunshine and I shut up.

[beriidesu]

Im just 🤣

[incorrect-strife-quotes]

Cloud: You expect me to stop her?

Sephiroth: Isn’t she your teammate?

Cloud: Aerith is her own woman.

Cloud: And I really want to see you get hit with a chair.

[rottenpumpkin13]

Been seeing a lot of those jokes about how tragic fandoms lead to the fans creating actor AUs to cope.

What’s the FF7 cast like behind the scenes and out of costume?

*Sephiroth stabs Aerith*

Director: CUT!

*Sephiroth helps Aerith up*

Sephiroth: I didn't hurt you, did I?

Aerith: Nah bro you're fine.

*They fist bump*

-

*Cloud opens Vincent's coffin, but instead of Vincent it's Genesis laying there*

Cloud: !?

Director: CUT! Genesis, Crisis Core wrapped up filming a year ago.

Genesis: I know that, but there's so much more I'm able to do with my character that it didn't make sense for his story to end—

*Cloud closes the coffin lid*

Cloud: I can't work like this.

-

Director: Tifa, Aerith, you girls are doing great, but can you maybe start looking more at Cloud instead of each other? The audience might interpret your characters as lovers.

Tifa: Of course!

Aerith: Silly us!

Director: Great. Okay, ACTION!

*Tifa and Aerith start making out*

Director: NO

-

*At the edge of creation*

Sephiroth: Cloud, lend me your strength. Let us defy destiny together.

Cloud: I thought you'd never ask.

Sephiroth:

Cloud:

Sephiroth: That's not... that's not the line.

Cloud: Let me have your kids.

Sephiroth: What the fuck.

[ffvii-series-incorrect-quotes]

[sephirthoughts]

cloud: crushes are the worst. whenever i’m near mine, i start acting stupid

zack: you always act stupid

zack:

zack: wait...