#indulge my brainrot

[skantyskylar]

Lucemond Office AU where big bad CEO Aemond keeps all of his employees in line through fear and respect. No one knows how to play the finance game the way he does and that’s why HighTower’s name carries such a heavy weight in the global market. He works his men like dogs, but pays them an obnoxious salary, hence why working for HT is many a Finance Major’s dream

Enter: Classics major Lucerys who only stumbled into this internship because he needed something to do this summer and his mother is friends with the CEO’s mom. Lucerys, who doesn’t know a thing about supply and demand or bitcoin, but he’s a charmer so everyone keeps covering his mistakes.

Aemond finds out eventually. He totally wants to fire him but lo and behold Luke has managed to endear himself to major clients so he has no choice but to keep him around.

As a personal assistant. Making coffee. Bringing him breakfast. Babysitting his niece and nephew.

Naturally with proximity comes fondness, and Aemond has a whole new host of problems when he finds himself daydreaming about bending his plucky young intern over his desk and having his way with him…

[deepfriedseagullfeet]

love wins <3

[slttygeto]

thinking of hanma who doesn’t tolerate people talking back to him, but when it’s you he’s grinning from ear to ear. sometimes you think he’s insane when you’re arguing and you’re clearly pissed and he tells you “slap me if it makes you feel better,” and he means it. he wants you to use him when you’re mad at him, loves watching you huff and puff at him like he doesn’t kill people for a living.

you’re still mad at him and you’re riding his face in a way that’s supposed to feel like a punishment to him. but fuck, his cock is hard and tight in his pants, and his hands are gripping your ass cheeks while helping you stay down on his tongue. you grind on his mouth, use his face to get off and he moans. he fucking moans because it feels so good to have his pretty baby on his tongue like this.

“i can’t believe you. fucking enjoying this more than me,” you’re still pissed, but you’re panting and hanma can tell you’re holding back moans as you ride his face. of course he’s enjoying it. hanma shuji would go to the moon and beyond to make sure his pretty baby was satisfied and happy with him.

[oobbbear]

Trying out blender grease pencil

[usurperss]

some blushy Karlachs 🩷

[evilkaeya]

skk au where they actually develop telepathy but it happens after Dazai leaves and during the four years they don't see each other. Chuuya is washing dishes one night and Dazai's voice pops up in his head. "I wonder what the slug is doing right now? Judging by the time maybe he's washing dishes." Chuuya goes still, mouth hung open and goes "yeah I am mackerel." He hears a "what the fuck" ten seconds later.

[caelanglang]

Shhhh…. They’re busy recharging and being in love

[stil-lindigo]

family resemblance.

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prints

wolf's story (left)

ash's story (right)

[suntails]

💙 best friends 💛

[projectbluearcadia]

Context: I have been a moron and been looking at Pinterest comments on Luci too much while looking for a new wallpaper. And getting annoyed in the process.

The example that annoyed me most being a post where Lucifer called Mammon into his office to engulf his little brother in a hug he desperately needed, and the top comment read:

"I feel like Mammon would break down crying cause this would be the first sign of love/brotherly affection he got from any of them(except Beel) ever since the fall and he probably would make it longer than 3 minutes just to save the moment"

And my first reaction is, have you even played this game? I do understand that some people contend that Mammon gets unnecessarily bullied by his brothers (though personally I usually call him an idiot 24/7 too since he acts like one. And no, that doesn't mean I don't like him because he's actually grown on me a lot). But anyone who is even moderately familiar with this stupid family knows that they ALL love each other.

PARTICULARLY LUCIFER AND MAMMON.

For the Devildom's sake, it's outright stated in more than one place that Mammon is Lucifer's favorite son brother and that Lucifer dotes on him.

Seriously, we're talking about the prideful bastard that submitted to someone else (his enemy, in fact!) for the rest of eternity just so that his little sister could be reincarnated and live again for a scant 100 years or so.

I realize I'm being waaaaay too passionate about a fictional character, but Lucifer's personality, including his flaws, mirror mine a little too much sometimes.

...erhem, thank you reading that rant.

[jascurka]

Jail for Reigen! Jail for One Thousand Years!!!!

[papiercranes]

Halloween Baking with Alex and Henry

[curious-blupee]

Have a Warriors! No context, just fire.

[ovio-ovio]

hi guys hear me out on my batlantern high school au,, hal is in the school through a scholarship, bruce obviously has the money for it. anyways justice league highschool au!! barry + clark is here through other scholarship as well and most of them are in football and another club . hal and bruce are academic rivals, especially in physics and maths !! (hal tops physics and bruce tops maths more) bruce has always insisted that he hates how hal acts yet when he looks down at his sketchbook, the person he drew looks so much like hal,, hal is way too beautiful for bruce to ignore hehe

AAA ask me anything abt my au i’ll love to answer

[isjasz]

The brainrot (help me)

There is now Part 2

[caitlyn-kirammans]

BLUE EYE SAMURAI: 1x02 - "An Unexpected Element" ↳ "You can take off those things. We know what they hide. We know who you are. All Kyoto is talking about the unnamed samurai who cut through Shindo Dojo."