Leo: Would you date anyone right now?
Leo: Hey, what about Jason?
Piper, sarcastically: Yes, it will be a romantic ouija board date.
Piper: What about you?
Leo: WILL I DATE JASON?
Leo: JASON WILL YOU GO ON A DATE WITH ME?
Jason, through the ghost box: oh....my....god.......yess
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I usually don't do these but this one is way too funny not to share and also I can totally see it happening for real with some ships.
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Person A: Today I spent so much time in the bathroom because I forgot my towel outside and couldn't go out.
Person B: Well, Person C was there? Why didn't you call them to bring you one?
Person A: Yeah? While sitting there butt naked?!
Person B: I mean, I would have...
Person A:... Yeah, I forget sometimes how you two constantly accidentally forget to bring your pajamas when you have sleepovers. How did neither of you for once forget their underwear too?!
Person B: First of all, it's none of your business. Second of all... It might have happened.
Person A: ...
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I had a long, (I think) eloquent post about this but Tumblr ate it.
So here's the short version.
I can be of the opinion that certain kinds of dogs are poorly bred and shouldn't continue to be produced without hating the individual dogs themselves. Can they sometimes work out? Yes! Are they worthy of love and a good life? Absolutely! Can they accomplish amazing things? Hell yeah!
But do I think they should continue to be bred? No. Because dogs deserve quality of life and breeding unsound dogs, more often than not, produce puppies/dogs with behavioral/health issues and I feel that's a gamble too far into unfavorable odds to be fair to the dogs and the people who love them.
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So this isn't an AA update, but is actually a real conversation me and my brother had the other night. I thought you guys might want to see where some of my inspiration for the rhythm of the fic comes from. I'm the one making the plane crash joke, btw.
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writers look at me and despair
I’m talking about this, by the way.
[Image description: two screenshots of a discord conversation.
ageofzero: unrelated you remember that fic I'll never write ask thing. Momo asked me about the FFX fic I'd never write and I made up something about Yuna's grief a year after the main game. I don't make up ideas and then not use them, tho, because I'm writing it now.
redacted: woo! I’m glad, I was intrigued when you talked about it.
ageofzero: and being chaotic neutral by writing it IN the ao3 text space.
redacted: omg tega.
ageofzero: I’m allergic to google docs, I wrote both my hzd au fics inside discord messages.
redacted: omg TEGA.
ageofzero: in my defense I pasted them into gdocs to edit them.
redacted: XD
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Something I find really endearing/amusing (both) is that my closest friend still associates me with Stanford a ton. Like. She doesn't know I actually selfship (afaik), but she knows he was one of my two main fictional husband type guys for a long time. So even though he hasn't been one of my mains on this blog for a while, there's still someone who sees him and immediately thinks of my relationship with him. It's kinda nice.
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I tried out that Grimer Shake today. It wasn’t that bad... Have you ever eaten a Bluk Berry? It tastes like that. Except a lot sweeter.
I don’t normally go to McDonphans, but my coworkers dragged me into it. It was our lunch break, and they thought the trend was funny. None of them got sick, in case you’re wondering. One of them absolutely hated it though. I guess it depends on the person.
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