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emometalhead · 28 days
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I just reread some of my old fiction writing, and it was actually like not bad. I've been saying for a few days that I really need a hobby. Maybe it's time to give it another go
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brothtea · 2 years
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Leo: Would you date anyone right now?
Leo: Hey, what about Jason?
Piper, sarcastically: Yes, it will be a romantic ouija board date.
Piper: What about you?
Leo: WILL I DATE JASON?
Leo: JASON WILL YOU GO ON A DATE WITH ME?
Jason, through the ghost box: oh....my....god.......yess
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fandoomrants · 3 months
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I usually don't do these but this one is way too funny not to share and also I can totally see it happening for real with some ships.
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Person A: Today I spent so much time in the bathroom because I forgot my towel outside and couldn't go out.
Person B: Well, Person C was there? Why didn't you call them to bring you one?
Person A: Yeah? While sitting there butt naked?!
Person B: I mean, I would have...
Person A:... Yeah, I forget sometimes how you two constantly accidentally forget to bring your pajamas when you have sleepovers. How did neither of you for once forget their underwear too?!
Person B: First of all, it's none of your business. Second of all... It might have happened.
Person A: ...
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bitegore · 10 months
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Genuinely fucking batshit how some people will act as though the bare minimum level of care + respect for the people around them with different problems is like, an insurmountable fucking bar
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holocene-sims · 9 months
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july 17, 2021 11:00 a.m. cathal and eimear's house
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fayeandknight · 1 year
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I had a long, (I think) eloquent post about this but Tumblr ate it.
So here's the short version.
I can be of the opinion that certain kinds of dogs are poorly bred and shouldn't continue to be produced without hating the individual dogs themselves. Can they sometimes work out? Yes! Are they worthy of love and a good life? Absolutely! Can they accomplish amazing things? Hell yeah!
But do I think they should continue to be bred? No. Because dogs deserve quality of life and breeding unsound dogs, more often than not, produce puppies/dogs with behavioral/health issues and I feel that's a gamble too far into unfavorable odds to be fair to the dogs and the people who love them.
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ace-attorney-dms · 1 year
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So this isn't an AA update, but is actually a real conversation me and my brother had the other night. I thought you guys might want to see where some of my inspiration for the rhythm of the fic comes from. I'm the one making the plane crash joke, btw.
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aemiron-main · 2 years
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thinking about how will knows that ted is a Reagan supporter, in the midst of the aids crisis
like sure Ted is more apathetic than anything, but that probably freaked Will out a bit after he realized he was gay
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deepspaceclawstation · 10 months
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I have to visit the great uncle (grand uncle technically but english kinship terms are weird that way) who doesn't like me (and once tried to convince me (a 25 year old) that a high-pitched sound has a low frequency) today so wish me luck I guess
#Like. it's fine to be annoyed by me I'm very annoying I admit#I even understand dislike when it's based on characters or behaviours I actually have or exhibit#But like. I don't really get why he doesn't like me when he likes my parents so much#I try to match his energy and sense of humour#and not to toot my own horn but I am good to him and his family I think or at least I try#Like. he has worse...nieflings? great nieflings?#My family is the only one from our branch who visits and doesn't make a nuisance of ourselves#And like. It's still cool to like hate me or whatever based on vibes alone but keep that shit to yourself#At least pretend to be civil#Not that he's hostile or anything but he keeps asking me like. 10th grade physics questions (and being wrong about the answers)#Or ignoring my contributions to the conversation#Like. dude we have so many common interests. we are both engineers. we both learned to play keyboard (very badly). we both sew.#we are both interested in diy#At least pretend to get along like my grandma who hates me does (other side of the family)#Personal#Sorry I keep using this site like a diary but I also think it is kind of funny that people hate me#Like if you met me irl you'd not even notice me I'm really a blend into the background kind of guy#I don't understand how I could even inspire such a strong reaction as hate like a mild dislike is fine but hate??#Except my grandma though. she hates me because she hates my mom and thinks she is an evil mastermind. I hope I was kidding#Also she thinks I am not as good as her other grandson who is much more successful. okay that's true but not grounds for hate lol#I kind of know why they hate me. but I kind of want to still give them the benefit of the doubt because I'm an idiot at heart
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screaming cus I love rendog i love rendog i love rendog i love rendog. ouppy. deserves all the love in the world.
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ageofzero · 2 years
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writers look at me and despair
I’m talking about this, by the way.
[Image description: two screenshots of a discord conversation.
ageofzero: unrelated you remember that fic I'll never write ask thing. Momo asked me about the FFX fic I'd never write and I made up something about Yuna's grief a year after the main game. I don't make up ideas and then not use them, tho, because I'm writing it now.
redacted: woo! I’m glad, I was intrigued when you talked about it.
ageofzero: and being chaotic neutral by writing it IN the ao3 text space.
redacted: omg tega.
ageofzero: I’m allergic to google docs, I wrote both my hzd au fics inside discord messages.
redacted: omg TEGA.
ageofzero: in my defense I pasted them into gdocs to edit them.
redacted: XD
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heartbeetz · 2 years
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Something I find really endearing/amusing (both) is that my closest friend still associates me with Stanford a ton. Like. She doesn't know I actually selfship (afaik), but she knows he was one of my two main fictional husband type guys for a long time. So even though he hasn't been one of my mains on this blog for a while, there's still someone who sees him and immediately thinks of my relationship with him. It's kinda nice.
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wavesoutbeingtossed · 3 months
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holocene-sims · 9 months
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july 9, 2021 9:00 a.m. some guy's house
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sawsbuck-trainer · 1 year
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I tried out that Grimer Shake today. It wasn’t that bad... Have you ever eaten a Bluk Berry? It tastes like that. Except a lot sweeter.
I don’t normally go to McDonphans, but my coworkers dragged me into it. It was our lunch break, and they thought the trend was funny. None of them got sick, in case you’re wondering. One of them absolutely hated it though. I guess it depends on the person.
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rasterized · 25 days
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inspired by an irl conversation & horse comix by @punkitt-is-here bonus below the cut
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