#it FUELS me. ]

[keef-a-corn]

Was lying down then twisted my leg. Didn’t do anything bad. But much uncomfy. 0/10.

Bee probably hears a lot of comments about his voice via the humans, but stays quiet because a) how do you tell someone off if you can’t tell them anything? b) He probably sees it as such a minor and irrelevant comment that, although it hurts, it’s not worth pointing out.

That’s why when Smokescreen essentially told Bumblebee that his voice, that he doesn’t like, is a key part of his identity, he jumped on the chance to tell him off.

[bishopinblue]

To everyone who is going 👀 at Ryotaro.

Y'all the real MVPs and have fantastic taste.

[lexicals]

If you have ever said anything nice about my OCs I am showering you with your favoured form of platonic affection

[milkcurdles]

If Miles brought Pess to work

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Actually, the bars aren't so bad anymore.

Think you can fix him? Read about his care instructions over at Tiger Tiger)

[fuusart]

CRYSTAL PALACE SURNAME-VON HOVERKRAFT

when the ground moves and the bird cries stop looking without and look within

[werecreature-addicted]

I know there was a previous post about monster-fuckers being akin to chasers if monsters were real, but what if humans were fetishised by monsters?

IF A MONSTER WANTED TO FETISHISE ME I'D LET THEM.

Big bad monsters wrapping their clawed hands around your waist and teasing you for being so cute and tiny. You basically fit in the palm of their hand they could do whatever they wanted with you and you could do nothing about it.

Monsters commenting on all your Instagram posts about how sexy you look and how hot you are. even if it's just a post showing off your lunch all the comments are "I see you're eating right so you can be nice and healthy when you're pregnant with my brood." Freaks. all of them.

Monsters with those tank tops that have two arrows one pointing to their cock, one to their mouths that say "two-seater, humans ride for free."

Imagine two monsters hitting on the same human at the bar, fighting over who gets to take them home. Only to decide to share, and take them at the same time.

[marskid11]

Let me hold you tight

[noodle-artist]

Hi my name is Hobie Brown 🎸

I’m not a role model ❌

I was briefly a runway model ✨

I hate the AM! 🌅

I hate the PM!!! 🐖

I hate Labels!!!!!! 🏷️

[brightgoat]

so, the billsona trend ey?

[mary-kasexual]

they'd be friends. trust me id know

[umblrspectrum]

i got lazy in the second panel

[carlyraejepsans]

i will never forgive popular UT fanon for using chara as a scapegoat in the genocide run and making "sans recognizes them and attacks them on sight regardless of what run they're in" headcanons so pervasive.

mostly because "restless spirit of a long dead child who's obsessed with the concept of cosmic retribution and facing consequences for your actions" + "guy whose job is just that but he treats it on par with his hot dog sidegig" is potentially one of the most hysterical dynamics you could come up with

UPDATE: you should REALLY check out the notes on this one

[gooptroupe]

ctommy loves 'ggots!

[burquillos]

Finished Water 7 and Enies Lobby a while ago and this thought has been haunting me

[neptune-scythe]

I bring a certain repulsed aroace vibe to the fandom that most people don't appreciate