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lilacthebooklover · 10 months

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sorry guys i'm in my bossman hero era

#this lil guy's taken over my brain #my hero kinning grew too strong #hero omori #bossman hero omori #bossman hero #i know this isn't my omo account #but i can't get rid of the roco pfp on that #it encapsulates everything i am there #and considering i'm a fanfic writer for the hatchetverse #maniacal laughter in front of a fire seems about right #anyway bossman's such a cutie pie #villain arc king #it lasted for literally 5 minutes #but he killed every second #omori bosses

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cordeliawhohung · 2 months

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my partner just got back from a work trip and he bought a new laptop for me i am going to cry

#core talks #my old chromebook i used throughout COLLEGE #and i've been graduated for a while #that shit was on its last leg #it took sometimes 5 minutes to open certain documents because they were too big and my poor little chromebook...#i'm about to write like a madwoman now #assuming my tired from work brain can handle it #i literally have never had a laptop this nice in my entire LIFE #this man sat and watched me open it with a grin and then was like “you're hot” when i was getting really into it #and then left to go play on his pc lmao #it's like he gifted a cat a toy to distract it and can now play his game in peace lol

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svampira · 9 months

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you could never hurt me

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greatestjubilee · 3 months

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#sabelina von slappy #IM STUCK ON THIS BOSS. I HATE THIS THING. BUT WHAT I HATE MORE IS THAT MY PS4 TAKES LITERALLY 2-3 MINUTES TO RELOAD EVERY TIME I DIE #IM NOT GOOD AT THE GAME AND IM SURE THAT COMES AS A SHOCK TO NO ONE #I DIE A LOT #SO MY ATTEMPT LASTS 5-10 SECONDS AND I THEN HAVE TO WAIT 3 MINS TO TRY AGAIN #IM IN PAIN. IDK IF ITS MY PS4....NO IT DEFINITELY IS.#RANG #UPDATE AT 8:54 PM EST ON JUNE 28 HE GOT FUCKED #I WON #GET FUCKED

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reegis · 9 months

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✅moved to the suburbs

✅successfully used a grill for the first time, without burning down the neighborhood OR my food

im on track for Suburban Dad Life, what else should i add.. maybe watering the lawn in board shorts? wave unnecessarily cheerfully when people drive past? im new 😔

#is it Technically just an inlaw unit in someones backyard that i rent? yes #but im trying to embrace the lifestyle sjdjfjsga #/j #iv lived in the literal sticks middle of nowhere for like the last 5 years idk how to act #wym the walmart is on 8 minutes away??? hUH

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swamp-cats-den · 1 year

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If we were in a movie, the fact that Ternopil, the hometown of TVORCHI, was bombed by russia minutes before the band's performance in the Eurovision finale would be deemed bad writing. It's over the top, it's trying too hard with the drama, and why make the villian into a cartoonish character? But the reality is such that russia is the cartoon villian. No tragic backstories, no understandable motivations. Just the desire to erase Ukrainians as culture and people. I know that for a lot of those living in other countries, the war seems like something distant, a scary story they want nothing to do with (hello, Switzerland with your 'I don't wanna a soldier', it's not like we haven't noticed, neutrality and all). But here's another reminder that for Ukrainians, fighting russia is fighting for our right to simply live.

#Ukraine #eurovision 2023 #it reminded me of the last year's Eurovision #Kalush: wins #the air raid siren literally 5 minutes later: starts #me living close to Kalush the town: nervous sweating

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termagax · 1 month

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redesigning these guys because i missed them

#jor hates shopping so they put off buying new clothes till the last minute. so literally nothing they have fits anymore. SAD #i decided to not bother making a ref for them skinny because i never draw that. you can figure it out im sure. in my mind this is ~5 months #into Doing It and about 8 months since they met. these guys are not very good at moving slow which is probably a bad thing but hey!#it worked out for them i suppose. dont move in with a guy after only knowing him for a week #also nobody asked but i like doing animal hybrids so in my mind mixed species things are very common but you tend to just mostly take after #one parent or the other.#🍔#also no naked version because i couldnt be bothered #🦕

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ghostwnby · 8 months

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It's feral hours. Tonight's cause: Post race glow Max 😩😩😩

Bonus: Max's thunder thighs 🧎

#Please just give me 5 minutes with post race glow Max good god #all i need is 5 minutes #im salivating #ESPECIALLY THAT LAST PIC BRO???#i want to bite him #I literally haven't this feral in a HOT minute #but thats what post race glow max does to people #max verstappen #red bull formula 1 #maxiel

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pass3ra · 3 months

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cressida's storyline was genuinely shameful tbhhh it's like they started rewriting it in the first half of the season then completely forgot about the changes they'd made to make it fit the book plot and it just ends up making everyone else look bad😐 every character in the second half got a "penelope did nothing wrong" lobotomy so we ended up with eloise completely ignoring cressida being sold off to an horrible man (when she made every effort to support her in the first half of the season) and for some reason resenting her for pretending to be lady whistledown? Then they somehow frame her ignoring colin's offensively bad pleas as it being her turning away from redemption when all she's trying to do is escape being trapped in the country with her likely abusive aunt... and it ends with her meeting her horrible fate and it still being framed as tragic only to immediately juxtapose it with the bridgerton family winning the idgaf war while gleefully seeing off francesca and her future dead husband. The bridgertons were the villains of the season frfr

#bridgerton #almost as bad as marina's plot in season one. every horrible decision in this show revolves around penelope meeting no consequences ever #this is not an anti post or anything idc about the fandom ill forget about this show tomorrow but i need to get this off my chest #they had to give penelope a fairy tale ending WHICH IS FINE but they somehow did it by surgically removing everyone's personality #INCLUDING HERS #benedict's bi storyline was bad also im sorry. paul literally has like 4 lines of dialogue and he was really cool #i love tilley but she should have been cut😭 if they wanted to establish he was bi (given we know theyre not genderbending sophie)#they should have made the whole subplot about him being attracted to a man instead of a 5 minute footnote in the last episode #i liked francesca and her husband whose name idr but it felt like they were framing it as him not being her 'great love'#considering what happens to him i fjnd it childish and meanspirited soul mates aren't real and he deserves a lttl respect considering.. lmao #what else. the dialogues were horrible. especially the ones between penelope and colin in the second part im sorry #they need to fire the make up and hair department. every reference to queen charlotte felt like a wahh pls watch my show ad #i miss anthony they should change the books to make him the villain of every season bb please come back to ruin your sibilings relationships #portia and philippa were peak as always. violet deserves her own season. we need to put eloise out of her misery pls leave her in scotland #rant overrr #publishing it on my sideblog actually i feel like im gonna lose followers just for having watched this show lmaoo

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stewieonxbox360 · 2 months

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#annoying orange #digital art #art #artwork #my art #artists on tumblr #this took 2 hours and almost 30 minutes for god knows what reason #its 8 in the morning i should probably take a nap i only slept for like 4 or 5 hours #i literally have nothing to do today probably #school starts in 4 days though so i gotta lock the fuck in soon #last night on family guy brian griffin died

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puppyeared · 10 months

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Jitterbug

#whenever my meds kick in it feels like im gonna piss myself. not literally but its really really feels like it #and now whenever that happens my mind goes back to pancho (grandmas dog) at a xmas party years ago #bc he peed when we arrived bc he was so excited to see ppl and my cousin had to clean it up :o)#well for better or for worse i know that feeling now when im pumped on 20mg of adderall #im still getting used to this whole diagnosis thing cause ive gone untreated and undiagnosed for the longest time. so theres probably a lot #i still dont know and have to learn to get myself to be.. functional on my own? self managing????#i even set up reminders on my phone for work periods meals and stuff. but the problem is actually getting myself to stick to that to a T #because the minute i slack off or something gets in the way it throws it all off until i can be bothered to get back on track. it sucks #at least ive built up other habits like writing notes and setting alarms ahead of time.. but i feel like i could do better #its always hard to change something if youve been doing it wrong for the longest time. especially behaviour and thinking patterns. sigh #in other news my glasses bailed on me so i have to get a new pair sometime. i just realized i never draw my sona with glasses but thats #mostly bc i forget. id love to get some browline glasses like my old pair but im picky and its hard to find one id like for the next 5 year #i also finally managed to collect all the fish in my animal crossing file!!! pulled out a char last week and boom now i have a poster :o)#THAT was a moment where i almost peed myself for real. id love to get all the bugs but i cant stay up late on the switch :o(#yapping #my art #myart #doodles #personal #diary

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thecatinthemoony · 4 months

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epic the musical being a story where the main character is punished when trying to be morally good, and becoming bad being the only way he gets to make it home has been my roman empire since i found out about it's existence.

#like why do i feel bad for a guy that literally yeeted a baby from a city wall within the first 5 minutes of meeting him?#i think about this at least once a day for the last 2 months its insane #jorge when i catch you jorge #epic: the musical #epic the musical #odysseus

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icewindandboringhorror · 9 months

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Some (late) holiday photos of the boye~!

#cats #holiday #OUGHH....... barely could even get these edited and posted... my mysterious sickness flare up has been sooo bad the past few #days.. I didn't even go to the usual obligatory family christmas I was supposed to attend (!!! health issue/medical mention in tags below)#My stomach issues basically put me in a constant state of uncontrollable shivering/body shaking + nausea + sometimes rapid heart #rate. and when it happens at night that makes it like.. nearly impossible to sleep when you're violently shaking + you can feel your heart #so strong + you keep having to run to the bathroom every 5 minute to cough and gag #and throw up and so on and so forth. etc. So I went like 40 hours without any sleep almost for christmas eve and all of christmas day #last night I finally got maybe 2 hours of sleep in between the nausea and shaking and stuff. and then today I was able to get a few #hours of sleep in the afternoon. Today I tried taking an anxiety mediciation a doctor gave me in case it was anxiety related (it's apparent #ly used to relax people and works in the moment. rather than like Anxiety Mediciation that you have to take for weeks to see any effect #because I think this isn't actually acting on your brain chemistry it's judt like..a mild sedative or something.) but all that did was make #me dizzy and sweaty lol. I;m glad I slept a little but I'm just still frustrated that I don't feel normal. I started having these #'episodes' (with the stomach issues + shaking + heartrate + nausea etc.) like at the end of october. And usually it will happen for like a #few hours at a time. or i'll lose sleep one day and then be fine the next. but this has been like nearly 3 days of feeling weird. so is #getting kind of annoying... It's funny too because I was so so productive like.. literally the few days before. I was feeling much better #and I was working on my game and blah blah. But then.. random issue flare up out of nowhere of course.. yaayy.... happy holidays to meee lo #I did at least see two random ducks outside of my window in the yard area for christmas. and havent seen them since. So it's like.. hrmm..#pacing around my room nauseous and shakings and etc. but at least... hello.. two little ducks placed there just for me :3c #Now I get anxiety every night which I'm sure doesn't help/could exacerbate whatever underlying genuinely physical issues exist. But after #like 2 nights of 'I spend the night sleepless and incredibly uncomfortable just sitting in the dark sick' then bedtime is like.. dread...#I even was trying slapping myself in the face in desperation to see if somehow that could shock my body out of whatever the hell it was #doing lol.. up at 3am holding ice cubes in my hand and hitting myself in the head and crying from exhaustion and thowing up.. literally #ridiculous cartoon character feeling... AAANYWAY!!! At least I have baby boy pictures. and I have lots of doctors appointments so hopefully #whatever the issue is can be sorted out at some point. I don't know much about ibs but hopefully maybe something like that that I could pos #ibly take medication for and not something more seirous or anything. Maybe there's a food I'm secretly intolerant to or whatever.#And I did at least post a sims holday video actually timed for the holidays so that's something. I havent been productive really latrely #though obviously.. I can't even play games or small tasks when in that state since I'm just SO physically uncomfortable. Nausea and heart #stuff are THE hardest physical sensations to ignore.. BUT yeah... hoping I shall sleep at all tonight. hopeing to get like 3 productive #things done.. at some point... at least SOMETHING... lol..... *** *** ***

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sweetest-honeybee · 1 year

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Hi hello I do not recommend looking at the actual height comparisons of the 8 foot puppets compared to the 3 foot puppets bc I forgot that it’s a literal 5 foot height difference and they’re so freaking small

#bc listen you and I both know that the heights in the character lineup aren’t accurate to the numbers #bc Wally can’t be 3 feet and half Barnaby’s height right #so TURNS OUT #if he was 3 feet (along with Julie and Sally) and barnaby (along with howdy and poppy) are 8 feet #literally the 3 foot puppets shouldn’t even reach their hips #it’s the FUNNIEST fucking thing to me right now #I have been laughing about this and in literal tears for the last 5 minutes #y’all help me 😂

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atlasthecactus · 6 months

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papyrus has given him a little hat :)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SANS!!

#very last minute happy birthday to this strange skeleton #literally posting this within the last 5 minutes of april 1 #papyrus made the hat btw #and undyne helped him #because I said so hehe #undertale #sans undertale #papyrus #?#sans #digital art #atlas doodles

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perfectly-clear-from-here · 10 months

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#spotify wrapped #AHHHH 0.005 WTF??#literally no question that it was gonna be aviaiton omg i hold that song so close to my heart #ALSO WHO ELSE GOT THE WEE VIDEO FROM MILES IT WAS SO CUTE 🥺#got to my top 5 tracks and literally just shouted ITS THE SAME TWO FECKING LADS 😭😭#but theyre my favs so its okay #ALSO 194K MINUTES WHAT THE GENUINE FECK??#miles kane #alex turner #tlsp #arctic monkeys #the last shadow puppets #spotify

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