#it was at least A LITTLE funny

[melusine0811]

Tired of the monotony of killing machines, Aloy decides to override them to make them rehearse for the New World’s first musical, “Forbidden West Side Story.”

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

atp phil’s like “ffs i wish i could hit you with a car then i wouldn’t have to be stuck with your annoying dramatic ass 🙄”

[science-lings]

I love that the most popular ace attorney mlm ships are all just some guy (Phoenix, Apollo, Ryunosuke) who is as close as these games get to normal (limit of one unique accessory) and the total heartthrob (Edgeworth, Klavier, Kazuma) who is absolutely head over heels smitten with him

[daydreaming-bee]

I’ve seen people talk about a Batfam fanfic troupe where the family communicates through chirps, trills and whistles. This sounds amazing but what if this was a DP x DC crossover??

I have a feeling that since most of the Batfam has been exposed to / dunked into Lazarus pits; which is basically just corrupted ectoplasm…

Does that mean they’re technically using ghost speak without knowing, and all of a sudden Danny comes in and understand them completely

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Examples:

(Any Batfam character (most likely Jason)), using special chirp language: *swearing*

Danny, hearing ghost speak: “hey that’s not very nice to say to someone!”

(Jason??), muttering in English: “what the Fuck?”

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Danny, looking out the windows of the Watchtower: *chirping, trilling and thrums saying ‘space! So cool! Want to go out there. Explore!!’*

Batman, keeping a straight face even though he now wants to interrogate how Phantom knows the Family’s secret language: ‘hmm’

[fictionadventurer]

Starfleet historian who has to run cultural sensitivity seminars for personnel who may one day encounter a time travel situation.

"People in the past are just as intelligent as you are. Brains didn't just come into existence when we invented the warp engine."

"No, we don't call pre-Federation humans 'primitive savages who haven't overcome their love of violence.' You've got no leg to stand on here. I saw how many Romulan ships you blew up on your last mission."

"Could we cut the condescension by about 50%? They don't understand quantum mechanics, but you don't know how to shoe a horse, so let's not get cocky."

"Please stop making sly hints about the future. It might be funny to you, but it's obnoxious, and if you say too much, you might not have a future to come back to."

[caspergetspegged]

love how u can find grim’s onlyreaper account on the mc’s computer bc it not only implies they searched up “only reaper” (be it for the bit or plain curiosity) they specifically searched up grim; that is telling of how in love (obsessed) mc is

[xoalsox]

taemin doing an impression of jonghyun (x)

[saphushia]

i require an extremely specific variety of dp x gf crossover so i am resorting to creating it myself

[beatcroc]

the real joke here is that i'm pretty sure fake pep is like totally average person height, it's just that the rest of this cast are fuckin pipsqueaks

hey! it's a series! fake peppino world tour: [noise] [noisette]<-u are here [peppino] [gustavo] [gerome] [noisette again]

[quirinah]

ummmmmmm guys this dungeons looking a little dark here..........................ummmm..... hello??? guys??

[braisedhoney]

so this is basically the whole space trip thing right.

[passionpeachy]

I'm ngl I love William's concept more than actual Hunter 😭 I love little mischievous guys in stupid hats and jester shoes......and the thought of some nasty peasant cunt living in a tree right outside Luz's house yelling at her for being a woman that wears pants is so funny I'm sorry

[blueteller]

Me, wondering: Why do I always get a weird feeling when I'm reading "Alver" instead of "Alberu"? It's not like I care about the specific translation all that much, or have a specific association with the name "Alver" or... anything... ... Wait a minute – "Alver"... "Alvin"... chimpunks... squirrels... ... ... Me: ...No wait that pun doesn't even work that well in English since flying squirrels and chipmunks are different words in this language- My brain: DO THE MEME ANYWAY

(Based on this old poster)

[aro-throughyourchest]

day going normally

“techno lied for near on 7 years that his name was dave. ​the only way he would’ve revealed the bit was post mortem where he was like ‘alright I guess I gotta say something’.”

slightly laughing now

[chessb0r3d]

i cracked the code.

[tapakah0]