#it was bloody good I swear

[dejasquietplace]

philautia

[gracefireheart]

"Don't. Lay a fucking finger. On his head."

[saltedeggwhites]

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

the wall slam scene but 12 year old me's version

FUCK YOU @howmanyholesinswisscheese I SHOWED YOU MY OLD WRITING AND YOU SAID WALL SLAM SCENE AND RUINED THE WALL SLAM FOR ME FOREVER. SO HERE MAGGOTS I'LL RUIN IT FOR YOU, TOO.

THIS WAS THE FIRST PAGE OF A STORY I WROTE WHEN I WAS 12, SO, WELL, BACK IN 2016. DON'T ASK ME ABOUT THE NAME KING BAZA, IT STARTED OFF AS A BEDTIME STORY FOR MY BROTHER. THE OTHER NAMES ARE WORSE, BELIEVE ME. THE STORY IS A DUMPSTER FIRE. OH THE EXPOSITION THE INFODUMPING THE CLICHES IT'S--

THE HOMOEROTIC TENSION IS INSANE 12 YEAR OLD ME HAD NO IDEA--

YOU WANTED CURSED PROPHECIES FROM ME, THE PROPHET? TAKE CURSED PROPHECIES. WEEP, GOOD OMENS FANDOM, WEEP.

[ace-the-fox]

Hcs of Mpreg latter (howdy’s brother) of Mpreg beeya (howdy’s brother in law and seeya husband)

@boomerroomer

Hi!!! Sorry, FINALLY getting to these. Thought I'd stick them together because they both involve the same character in some way lol.

I couldn't find all that much on them bar from Tumblr, and I also haven't actually been following Welcome Home in AGES lmao, but I have some notes and some art to make up for it :D

(Cba to find my banner but, as always, ⚠️SFW INTERACTION ONLY⚠️)

He looks grumpy, but he's excited I promise :)

Latter Pillar

He's just busy coming up with a sophisticated, poetic baby name lol

From what I can tell, he seems a bit... left out in the family. He hopes starting a new one will make him feel less lonely :)

He's hoping for a girl, but it doesn't really matter <3

Beeya and Seeya

(Pretty sure they canonically have twins lol)

Seeya gets big baby brain lol. For the last few months, she spends it doing the nursery, buying baby clothes, thinking up names.

Beeya's happy too, ofc, but twin pregnancy is draining and sometimes it is a bit... much

She rubs his sore back in return, so it's not all bad lol

[invinciblerodent]

really hating at the moment that i have the "canon is law and as such is only to be bent very gently, carefully, and with respect" type of brain, rather than the "canon is a suggestion that i'm choosing to ignore" type of brain

[littledreamling]

Hand in Unlovable Hand

This is my first piece of art that I’ve felt confident enough in to actually post so please be nice

Anyway, something something the inherent otherworldly experience of never being able to have a traditional relationship and being deemed unlovable due to your very nature, only to find love in other unlovable beings

Huge thanks to @levi1088 for the encouragement and the ipad to post this (love ya!!)

[roguemonsterfucker]

The vet doesn’t believe me when I say Bandit is a good boy.

Probably because he’s drawn blood every time she’s seen him.

[sillyfriendssharingablog]

Azedi putting sunscream on Tretij :D

translation of my awful writing:

Azedi: if you don't put sunscream on you'll burn alive!

while tretij is having sensory issues because the cream feels weird

[kamen-fox-258]

can we all agree that everyone in Geats is traumatized and flawed and will make stupid decisions that will polarize them in terms of moraltity instead of getting into fights over who's right and who is wrong? K, thanks.

[themagicalghost]

First I get fixated on fictional creatures (Neopets, Tamagotchi, TTCC) and now it’s happening with robots (TTCC also, Ultrakill), what is happening

[gayforcarstairsgirls]

Another day another "Suella Braverman said WHAT?"

[anglerflsh]

re: the british accent post; you DO seldom say innit

Don't out me as someone who was taught british english that's a hatecrime </3

[cassmouse]

The Bear is one of the most stressful experiences I've ever had and I'm just watching it

I have just remembered why this has taken me months to finish one season

[hella1975]

WHY DID HE JUST GIVE ME SHIFTS

[emiemi345]

Misc Clone High S3 Thoughts

Is nobody talking about how Mary is voiced by Janet from The Good Place and Mrs. C is voiced by Tahani from The Good Place or did I just not scroll down enough

What does the C in Mrs. C even stand for (Cuntlertron)

SKUNKY-POO WAS A GIRL THIS WHOLE TIME???