#it was hela funny

[endominator]

Side Tracked

Ok so, this comic was inspired by something that happened before I watched GxK with my bud

Me and @thashadowalien were on our way to the GxK premiere together. But, he suddenly found a tea shop and had to literally grab him to get us to the cinema before we're too late

And then a random stranger showed up told us "it's good tea"

So I almost lost Alien there lmao

[super-marvel-dc]

*Loki, Y/N and Hela watching Odin disappear into the wind*

Y/N: *Starts coughing*

Loki: *Concerned* are you all right?

Hela: Are you crying? It's o-

Y/N: I think I was standing in the way of your father and I accidentally snorted some of him.

[the-anastasia]

Who is your favourite villain? 😈

[worstloki]

i think the funniest possible family drama to throw into Thor 1 would be if Laufey and Odin were brothers btw

[mischievous-thunder]

[lokiinmediasideblog]

Salty Take

My hot take is that I think "Thor was parentified" HCs don't make sense. He's royalty? With servants and such? He doesn't cook or clean for Loki.

Also, if you are going to argue about that Thor trusted Loki so much therefore nearly starting a war in Jotunheim was not his fault and it's all on scheming Loki". That sounds A LOT like Loki had to clean up his messes. And speaks to the opposite of "parentification" and being the more sheltered of the two.

Also, the claim that he has "eldest daughter syndrome" when in cannon he's an "eldest son" has the same vibes as those people that claim Tony Stark/Bucky/Loki/etc is "female-coded."

As if society had the exact same expectations for an "eldest daughter" and "eldest son", and as if "eldest son" wasn't historically the most privileged familial position. If you're going to use "eldest daughter syndrome" use it on Hela.

And also, it reeks of those people that think younger siblings are privileged and the oppressors of older siblings.

[loopsisloops]

Kuzco:

Yzma:

Kronk:

[geek-talk000]

POV: You're asking Hela which one of her brothers she likes more

Hela:

[dinasaurconspiranoic]

expectation vs reality

[dctrlover1969]

[galaxythreads]

I'm sure that someone must have done this already, but when Thor's suppressed memories about him and Hela were re-surfacing, I couldn't stop imagining this:

This one is for Porcelain.

bold of you to assume that I didn't base that entire scene around this image

[alicuntisms]

no cuz aegon would then deliberately have sex with other women in places helaena frequents just to get back at her but helaena is so unbothered that it only serves to enrage him further 😭 like aegon would orchestrate this whole scenario where he eats out one of his girlfriends in the living room when helaena walks in but instead of being shocked helaena just starts criticizing his technique and his brain just blanks on the spot 😭 its okay, helaena will teach him how to do it properly later in the evening

BUUT i also kinda like the idea of a slightly less babygirlized aegon having enough of helaena’s teasing and just 🤨😳🤨 *redacted* helaena regrets her decisions

I love this bratty dom vibe we’re giving helaena.

BUUUUT I’m dumb and I need you to tell me what you mean by *redacted* I have an idea but I have a migraine and to what I think you’re saying I see them having a cnc dynamic in the universe where he’s not a pathetic meow meow

[grislyintentions]

hazeem breasted boobily over to his feral little boyfre; arms wrapping around him, pressing his head flush between the luscious man titties.

Death by motorboating at the hands of his significant other? What a way to go. Truly every man's dream. Touma is a lucky lad.

@mangher

[subcatofficial]

I think Thor is adopted

[worstloki]

wondering what the in-universe explanation for Hela and Loki looking similar is meant to be. considering how funny it would be if Odin stole Laufey's kid twice.

[varuunsith]

Odin with Thor: you are grounded on Earth son but you can come back!

Odin with Loki: you are adopted but you are still Prince of Asgard!

Odin with Hela: it was great to turn you into a weapon of war my daughter, unfortunately it seems that creating you to be my general in the conquests of the other worlds in my name has made you a monster. i have no other options than to lock you up in Hel because of my own actions. who'd had thought!