#it would always make me laugh

[hrwinter]

lena is really *really* into the idea of fucking an alien

sometimes when lena is bored at her desk, on a conference call with the board, listening to her mother emasculate yet another yale-bred, early 20s nepotism hire in the hallway, her mind wanders. meanders, really. it's a lesson in imagination. a practice in her academic deductive reasoning. one of those exercises designed to fight dementia, she's inclined to believe. anyways, she wanders about what it would be like to fuck an alien.

don't be like that. it's not crass. it's a scientific pursuit.

for instance, would it be sexual or asexual reproduction? sexual reproduction would make more sense, and surely the universe is sensible. it would promote genetic diversity. and then, what kind? syngamy or conjugation? fertilization was the most common in multicellular sexual populations, lena has often reasoned. (see, this isn't horny. many of these words put you right to sleep, didn't they?) then there's the types of syngamy, of course: isogamy, heterogamy, and oogamy. but she doesn't really need to get into gametes here. size, number, maintenance. the question she's pondering while jess is listing off her jampacked schedule is how different would an alien's physiology end up being, sexually speaking? would they feel pleasure? that wasn't common on earth. how would fertilization work? penetration? on all fours, perhaps?

hm. or would none of that even matter? would it be purely for the experience of interspecies connection? of finding common ground with a creature so distinct from you, it could almost be argued as a matter of say, quantum entanglement. no matter how many stars separated you, here you were. touching. looking. intertwining. two materials from totally different galaxies, the products of millions of years of formation, evolution, coming, coming together as one.

"mrs. luthor?" the tentative voice of her assistant rings out.

lena drops her pen to her desk. she'd been absentmindedly doodling. it's the super crest.

hm.

"kara danvers is here to see you."

"send her up," lena replies, careful in her tone, swiveling her chair towards the blinding windows of her office. up towards the sky, the heavens and far beyond.

if only someone, someone she knew personally, an alien, would be so inclined as to humor her questions. or even a physical demonstration, perhaps? was that really so hard?

[papertowness]

most unrealistic thing ab house is people acting like james wilson isn’t funny as hell

[g1rlr0b1n]

Ok, I know I'm reading too much into this panel but humor me for a second.

So, we know that this panel takes place 20 years in the future, making Damian 34 and Jon 37. We also know that they had to babysit Lizzie when she was 5, which was about 14 years ago, making Damian 20 and Jon 23. So I ask you this, why would Batman ask both Damian AND Jon to babysit 5 year old Lizzie? I mean yeah, a 20 year old Damian doesn't seem like a go-to person for babysitting needs, but it seems odd for a babysitting gig to need two people to do it. I mean, couldn't he have just asked Jon to do it alone... unless of course, he and Jon were a package deal... because maybe they were... "roommates"? 😈

[sysig]

Ellen McLain’s commentary from my trivia playthrough

[ninjigma]

QuinObi Week Part 4/5 - First / Previous / Next

Day 4: Post Order 66 Track: 'Flaws' - Bastille (Spotify / YouTube)

Everything went so wrong, but at least this, this, they managed to once again make right. I think it would be a very dramatic reunion, of Obi-Wan always hoping and Quinlan always seeking, finally stumbling back together. Though a part of me also imagines Quinlan tackling Obi-Wan into the dunes and it being the first time since that horrible day that Obi-Wan hasn't cursed how the sand gets into his beard. And besides, Quinlan didn't seem to mind when he kissed it anyhow.

Enjoy!

@quinobiweek

[jesuis-snips]

LIES: Palestine is murdering civilians.

TRUTH: Palestine is expelling occupiers.

LIES: Palestine is attacking Israel.

TRUTH: Palestine is standing upon its rights in its own lands.

LIES: Hamas is giving Israel reasons to attack them.

TRUTH: Israel has already been attacking Palestinians without a reason for years. Every resistance counts and weakens Israel.

LIES: Israel is the victim.

TRUTH: Israel is suffering for its sins for the innocent children they have killed.

[hypervoxel]

The first time Vox said, "I love you," to Valentino, it went horribly wrong, because Val laughed and made a joke about how often he's heard that as a sex worker (especially now that he's in Hell and has become a walking talking aphrodisiac that Vox was currently high on). Vox is now so self conscious about his feelings and has never voiced them that way since. In Val's mind, he told Vox to only say that if he means it, but Vox hasn't told Val he loves him ever again, so Val certainly isn't going to be the one to say it first.

[hiatus-queen72]

Hair cut happened 💇🏻‍♀️✨

[abirddogmoment]

this is a good angle to show off her fat little tummy

[turbomun]

literally everyone who saw Bonnie’s signed poster from Freddy, even if they didn’t previously care about shipping the two characters at all:

[ducktracy]

proper reupload in the high quality this fantastic segment so deserves; eagle pig and duck bias notwithstanding, this will forever be my favorite variant of the fabled switcheroo (and a reminder that Daffy was first at his own game!) the committal on behalf of both characters--especially the sincerity of Daffy's feigned sincerity--really sets it apart

[doll-elvis]

elvis practicing his showgirl kicks on stage >>

whao, whao, whao, whao

courtesy of Peter Schmidt on youtube

[keii]

Been rewatching Naruto and the Sasuke obsession came back tenfold.

[mysticalcats]

experienced an autism loss today

[ellohcee]

Cat summoning circle

[starbuck]

it has to be said: people who only support revenge when Inigo Montoya does it are fake revenge fans… he’s cool and fun about it and also extremely justified… what about characters who are cunts about it and ruin everything and aren’t valid in the slightest? you either show up for them or you aren’t there at all.