#it’s nandor coded

[charlieswebb]

thinking about nandor a lot lately. i wonder if he’s so in denial about his feelings and trying to hide them bc he never felt them this intensely. we see he has a few unhealthy romantic relationships throughout the series. he changes his own personality or that of marwas so they can stay together. he also seems to not really care about his romantic relationships from when he was a human, he can’t even remember his favorite wife. but guillermo is always there for him, he feels lost and unbalanced when he’s without him. we see this in Local News but also at the start of season 4 where he figures he must find a replacement for the role that Guillermo has been holding for so long. In episode 1 of season 1 we learn that nandor wants some space from guillermo but every time guillermo gives him that space he immediately wants him back. I still find it odd how much Nandor represses these emotions. Is it because they are unfamiliar? Is it because he really doesn’t want to curse Guillermo with vampirism? Why is he so afraid to just act on his feelings? We know he has no issue getting it on so why is Guillermo so special.

The most recent episode told us that nandor has always had an interest in guillermo. He remembers the thank you card Guillermo gave him when Nandor first hired him. Guillermo must have meant a lot more then Nandors other familiars. Something supporting Nandor not wanting to admit his feelings to protect Guillermo, is that Nandor turned his old familiar Benjy into a vampire. Nandor wanted to get rid of Benjy and he didn’t care about him. Nandor cares about Guillermo and doesn’t want to lose him. Nandor believes Guillermo only sticks around because he wants to be a vampire. If only Nandor knew how much Guillermo loves him…

[taxonomicons]

Oh you like vampires? Is that because you are enticed by the idea someone could love you enough to share the burden of everlasting monstrosity? Haha HAHA no what? no

[bottombaron]

If I were Nandor, I would just drive my beautiful, puppy-dog eyed, boyish-faced, glasses and sweater wearing, lion and lamb, predator of predators, brunet soulmate to madness until he finally embraced the darkness within him and joined me in feeding on people. rip to him, but I’m different.

[russian-spider]

nadja calling nandor a legendary vampire!! nadja saying killing guillermo is nandor's privilege! nadja not wanting to lie to nandor! nadja lying because she doesn't want nandor to kill guillermo and then himself!! just... nadja loving her big dumb housemate ✨✨💕

[sharkbath]

Lowkey feel like The Guide was added to the opening credits yet we’re seeing her less than season 4 😞😞😞I need more of her. But truly every little scene we get of her is peak like she’s too good

[verygroovylou]

[loki-is-my-kink-awakening]

Me coded characters

I don't know if this makes any sense.

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[harringroveera]

*the Upside Down*

Henry: Eddie, you’re still angry about that Demogorgon who tried to eat you, aren't you?

Eddie: Yes

Henry: Don't deny it. I can tell

Eddie: I said yes

Henry: See, I knew it

Eddie: …

Henry: Eddie…I'm sorry for how I treated you tonight. I appreciate you. I really do

Eddie: Well, you have a funny way of showing it sometimes

Henry: Thank you

Eddie: …

[demonicseries]

what if I made a nandermo edit to tolerate it

[wisdomfish]

• Reality: Jesus taught that hell is a real place where some beings will spend eternity (Matthew 23:33, 25:41; Mark 9:43). In Jesus’ teaching, hell is not figurative or symbolic; it is a real place in which real experiences take place. Jesus portrayed what hell is like with vivid imagery such as fire and darkness (Matthew 5:22; 8:8–12). • Rebellion: According to Jesus, hell is a place for those who reject God, rebelling against His kingship and refusing His grace. Jesus’ parables consistently portray people rejecting God’s invitation to fellowship, and the only alternative to fellowship with God is an eternity in hell (Matthew 22:1–14; Luke 14:15–24). Sin is a form of rebellion against God, and hell is the just punishment for sin (Matthew 5:22). The devil and his minions are the original rebels against God, and they will suffer eternally in hell, which has been prepared for them (Matthew 25:41). • Regret: Jesus does not portray hell as a pleasant place or even a neutral state. To the contrary, it is a place of torment (Mark 9:48). As the dark place outside of God’s kingdom of light, hell is full of pain and regret “There will be weeping and gnashing of teeth” (Matthew 13:42; see also Matthew 22:13; 24:51; Luke 13:28). • Relentlessness: Based on Jesus’ teaching, hell is not temporary, but eternal. Those who suffer in hell will suffer forever. “The fire never goes out,” Jesus said (Mark 9:48, NLT; cf. Matthew 25:46). There is no exit from hell, and no respite from it or comfort in it (see Luke 16:19–31). • Reconciliation: Thankfully, there is one way to escape hell before entering. God offers us reconciliation with Him, so that we never have to experience hell. That reconciliation was made possible through the death and resurrection of His Son, Jesus Christ. Jesus, the One who warned us about hell so often, is the One who saves us from hell. Through faith in Christ, anyone can be reconciled to God, apart from personal merit or virtue. Jesus gives the promise, “Very truly I tell you, whoever hears my word and believes him who sent me has eternal life and will not be judged but has crossed over from death to life” (John 5:24).

~ GotQuestions

[rad-lightning-boy]

@saltycereal420

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

[stephpotterart]

I've got a 25% sale on all items in my ko-fi shop, from now till April 22nd! Just apply code EASTER25 !

(Yes this includes the pre-orders for iwtv charms when ordered on ko-fi!)

[badgerswake]

Ummm I did NOT know the lyrics in Cruel Summer were “He looks up grinning like a devil”?????

[alphabetshipper]

"Back in Al Qolnidar, me and my men would sometimes dare each other to steal a cub from a mother tiger and have her chase us to see who could get away from her. Me, and my horse, John, were always the fastest. Sometimes men died, but it's not my fault that their horses were not as fast. It was a good time. We all really enjoyed it. We used to call it the hunt."

(none of the men loved it at all)

let’s kill this asshole with mama

[your-mums-nuts]

Reasons I think nandermo could possibly make it out alive:

- we’ve seen very little nandor/guillermo scenes from the season 6 trailer. Most are clips from episode 4 and some Nandor clips are from Nandor’s army (I presume, because they have the mannequins) which means they’re intentionally hiding scenes from later episodes

- there’s been a lot more implied romance then we usually get. Like previously, we’d get one ‘Guillermo scene sort of implying he has a crush on Nandor.’ Maybe every three episodes. But the recent episodes are brimming with “my own.. my former” and “maybe that’s what we were. Or weren’t” and “it’s good for our relationship to have boundaries”

- Nandor’s feelings have all been tied to Guillermo. He misses Guillermo so he becomes his landlord. He needs someone to deal with Jerry so he finds Guillermo. He misses Guillermo so he becomes a janitor. He tries his best to blend in for Guillermo. He takes being fired with grace because he doesn’t want to put the burden on Guillermo.

- Boss and underling is a famous gay trope and Guillermo getting a new boss while Nandor watches on with jealousy is very clearly romantic coded.

- the way Guillermo and Nandor’s dynamic has changed takes after that of a romcom or sitcom couple. A loves B. B doesn’t realise. A moves on. B is too late… or is he?

[beansprean]

colin robinson: truly the windows update of men <3

My Familiar’s Ghost part 75

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ID: 1a. Close up on a small projector with light beaming out of its lens. 1b. Waist up of Colin standing in front of the fireplace in the fancy room, holding his laptop in one hand and gesturing behind him with the other, where a vinyl screen has been lowered. A color coded excel sheet with a list of vampires on the y axis and known familiars on the x axis is being projected on it. Each name is highlighted either red, green, or gray. Colin grins and says, 'For everyone's convenience, I've made a handy-dandy excel sheet cross-referencing known familiars with their current or former vampire masters. I would like to highlight the vampires G-man here killed in his recent rampage; no doubt they left some familiars out of work, haha!' 1c. Close up on the excel sheet as an error pops up that says 'this value doesn't match the data validation restrictions defined for this cell'. Offscreen, Colin continues: 'As you can see here, I-oh, darn. Hang on, I think I'm on the wrong cell. 1d. Repeat. Another error pops up over top of the original that says 'there's a problem with this formula'. Colin says, 'Whoopsie! Didn't mean to hit that, haha! Butterfingers over here!' 1e. Repeat. Another popup with the original error appears on top. On top of that, an error that says 'runtime error 7: out of memory'. On top of that, an error that says 'not enough resources to display correctly'. Colin mutters to himself offscreen: 'Let me see, uh...tab...function...nope. Control plus...s? Oh, I think I took a screen shot. Gotta remember that one, heh!' 1f. Repeat. Another error appears on top saying 'microsoft excel has stopped working. hang on while windows reports the problem to microsoft' with a loading bar. Colin says, 'Oh, dag nabbit. Excel, who approved this vacation time?'

2a. Close up on Laszlo slumped in the loveseat, head propped up on a fist with half-closed eyes blearily focusing on the screen. Behind him, Nadja is holding Dolly's body over her head like earmuffs to block the sound of Colin's voice, her mouth open in a frustrated groan. Dolly has her palms over her own ears. Offscreen, Colin chuckles in delight and says 'Don't worry, I can get her going again. Let me try to reset...' 2b. Close up of Guillermo leaning against the doorway, arms crossed, eyes closed as he nods off. 2c. Close up on Nandor leaning back in his chair, eyes closed and mouth slack as he resists sleep. Colin continues offscreen: 'Ope. That was restart. Oh, uh... 'configuring windows updates'... Well, hopefully that won't take too long. 2d. Reverse shot, wide, of Colin standing by the projector screen as Nandor suddenly sits straight up in the foreground, eyes squeezed shut and face turned away from Colin toward the viewer. He whips his left arm out toward the projector screen and shouts 'Enough!' The screen bursts into flame, startling Colin who had been tapping fruitlessly at his laptop. /end ID