#it’s not even that bad 😞

[poppurini]

ill take your ask as an excuse to write for mr. lilz cuz he got to me too… certainly not to millie hheun’s terminal degree of infection but if they waterboard us with an onslaught of SSRS he’s bound to move me.. gnawed at my cerebellum like a rattttt and now we all have to make a circle and pray that his groovy art pictures him shirtless and tatted to the nines

DISINTEGRATES……………I’M SO SCARED

and i get you…i’ve been ignoring that man for the past two years…didn’t even notice him in the first…then all of a sudden the world comes crashing down on me the vanrouge disease hit me like a PLAGUE….next thing i know i’m in shackles

[macdenlover]

this side of the fandom avoids all the creepy violent fantasy stuff around dennis’s character like the plague i guess either to woobify him or make up for all the “dennis is a serial killer” character reduction happening on the other side. but i think there’s an untapped goldmine in there with exploring his psyche and i think it could be a fun layer especially in the macden dynamic?

obviously i don’t think he’s capable of being that violent irl or would ever want to. but there’s a undeniable amount of depravity swimming around in his head. a combination of a trauma induced power trip, a curiosity about the fragility of bodies and minds, and a general self hatred that places himself as the monster of his own fantasy. he thinks about decapitation. he dreams about pulling the heart out of someone’s chest and eating it. when it’s busy at the bar and he needs to tune the world out he probably traps himself in his head thinking about stuff like how much pressure a human windpipe can withstand. or what a person would look like with their skin peeled off. what mac would look like. would his muscles and bone structure still hold up? would he still look that good? maybe even better.. without that stupid tattoo. just flesh and blood and bone, naked and as pure as he could be, a purity he’s been chasing his whole life. would mac let him do it? they’re passing thoughts but sometimes he whispers them in bed when he’s talking dirty and he gets that calm, lifeless look in his eyes. it’s terrifying and unsettling but the sex is tender and gentle. sometimes in the aftermath mac gets worried and asks if he means all that stuff he says about wanting to slice into him and watch him bleed out while they’re making love. dennis gets so offended that mac would even ask. he doesn’t talk to him the whole next day and sulks in the fact that no one understands him. mac ends up having to be the one to apologize.

[hecksupremechips]

Akihiko becoming a cop is something that simply doesn’t happen in the coma route cuz Shinji would see that shit and be like Aki what the actual hell is wrong with you

[bewilderedbunny]

Eddie eats you out from the back any chance he gets (Smutty blurb 18+ only)

Cw: fem!reader, oral sex/rimming (f receiving), ass play, spanking, minors dni

Whether you're bent over, on all fours, 69ing or laying flat on your belly, he will drive right in. He loves seeing the curves of your body from such a close and intimate perspective. He'd lap and suckle on your clit until you cry. He'd slip his tongue inside your cunt and fuck you with it, all while his nose rubs against your asshole. If you'd let him, he'd eat that too. Spreading your cheeks wide so he can bury his face in there. He'd lick from your clit up to your ass, back and forth and up and down, making your toes curl. He'd swirl his tongue around your hole, moaning and mentally reminding himself to thank you later for letting him do this. He'd make sure neither of your holes felt left out, using his thumb to massage whichever one he isn't licking. If you manage to look back at him, you'd catch his big beautiful eyes watching you. He'd spank you just to feel you clench and flutter around him. He'd rub and grip onto your thighs and ass while he makes out with your holes. Don't even get me started on if you were to reach back to grab onto his hair and grind yourself onto his face.

[merriclo]

cannot stop thinking about them so here’s some atsulucy headcanons <3

Atsushi will always scope out the toy section of thrift or second-hand stores for dolls and such for Lucy. at first, he always got her the prettiest doll he could find. but then he invited her to come along with him one time and saw her immediately gravitate towards the ugliest and wackiest looking doll there was, and ever since that’s the kind of doll he’s gifted her

in a similar vein, Atsushi tries his best to spoil her the same way he spoils Kyouka. he can’t afford anything fancy, but he’ll always pick her up some candy or a fun drink when she’s feeling down, and she’s got a little kitty keychain from him that she absolutely adores

Atsushi introduced Lucy to chazuke, and in turn Lucy introduced him to a lot of American and Canadian foods, like hashbrowns, poutine, and bannock.

Lucy picks up so many shifts at the café that she’s damn near working a 9-5. the only one to ask her why was Kunikida, and she immediately went red and demanded he never speak about it again. he didn’t need any more than that to get his answer.

the manager of Café Uzumaki is very very protective of Lucy, and is extremely happy that of all the guys out there, she met Atsushi.

that being said, Atsushi is a decently dense idiot sometimes, bless him, so he’s entirely oblivious to the incredibly obvious hints that Lucy constantly drops (aka defending him against actual terrorism accusations.) both the rest of the café staff and detectives have to watch in agony as Atsushi’s carries on about his day, completely unaware of how fat a crush Lucy’s got on him.

Atsushi’s venting about how he totally doesn’t have a chance with her romantically, meanwhile Jun’ichirō is white-knuckling the desk trying not to call him a fucking moron.

their confessions would definitely be incredibly awkward ngl. neither are the best with words, and Lucy tends to get a bit too brash when being vulnerable. so it’d probably be one of those sorta angry confessions followed by Atsushi going “?? wait you have a crush on me too???? why didn’t you tell me sooner!!! ( ^ω^ )”

it’s not Atsushi isn’t competent. he’s just not exactly used to romantic relationships, and there’s also a big difference in Japanese and American/Canadian courting culture, for lack of better terminology.

i feel like Lucy would try to better her relationship with Kyouka as well, but only through doing things like making sure her usual order is ready by the time she and Atsushi come downstairs for their break. tragically this woman can’t do anything with proper subtly so instead she places her drink down with a bit too much force and then asks Atsushi his order with maybe a bit too much aggression.

Lucy learns how to make the pastries and sweets and drinks that Atsushi loves really well, so that she can be the one making his orders one day.

they would absolutely have dates in parks and gardens and such. little picnics that end up with wildflowers weaved into Lucy’s braids. lounging under shady trees with Atsushi’s head in her lap. absolute saps, the two of them

in conclusion i love the two of them dearly and i have not stopped thinking about them for a damn long time

[dootznbootz]

Odysseus is already a SA/rape survivor twice over. WHY are people compelled to make him have to go through it again with a different immortal? WHY are people making coercion a JOKE? Something to LAUGH at. The guy who cried every day as a "unwilling lover beside lover all too willing" and was already coerced once before in order to save his friends is clearly a "slut" who would LOVE to do this again, right?

Do people laugh at other characters who have to go through this too? Why is it “funny” when it's Odysseus? Because he's a guy? Because it's a male god who's making him do this therefore it's “funny”?

Is it because it was Goddesses who hurt him in the first place? Therefore not seen as "valid abuse"?

Or is it because since the Goddesses were "bad", a God doing it will be "better"?

If Odysseus would not have done this (which yeah he wouldn't have of his own choice) if it weren't to save his men then it's coercion.

I don't like that this stuff is almost taken to be “lighthearted”.

You could say it's because "It's AU Odysseus who would "want" to do this" which sure...but please look into WHY it's "funny" to portray the victim of SA as a "Manwhore"? or why you're portraying him that way in the first place. What about Odysseus makes him a "manwhore" specifically?

(can there at least be a specific tag for this whole "Zeus makes Odysseus have sex with him in order to save his men AU" for folks who want to block it? ;~; Don't take this to heart too much but just...please look into WHY it's funny.)

[katsu2ji]

hc that katsuki actually has the softest singing voice ever…and that on that rare, special, once in a lifetime occasion…if he’s really really in a good mood…with enough begging…he’ll sing for you���

[themintman]

feathered (?) friends 😊

[fastboatsmojito]

Scott headcanon for the night 🌪️🙂‍↔️

This is pretty silly but he’s rather annoyingly not, so

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You end up having to share a motel room the night after a chase (one room trope thank you 🙂‍↕️) and he’s immediately complaining when you end up watching your favorite silly show, standing with his arms crossed just out of your line of sight talking about how immature it is before he finds himself begrudgingly locked in, just grumpily chewing his gum and watching even though he knows he could just stop

And eventually he’ll have some random favorite character that only shows up like once or twice every season but he won’t tell you that, you’ll only figure it out when he just barely chuckles once that character shows up and he’s trying to cover it up and tell you he’s going to bed but you squint your eyes at him because you know

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Thought about this while watching my favorite silly show, Bobs Burgers, and I just know he’d secretly be a Mike the mailman fan that little freak

He’s soooo grumpy black cat coded #ToMe

[solplease]

displeasure

[skitskatdacat63]

I hate when my German professor forces us to listen to some obscure, terrible German music ....and then I actually end up liking it 😭😭😭

[miyamoratsumuu]

just got to make it to friday just got to make it to friday just got to make it to friday justgottomakeittofriday justgottomakeittofriday justgottomakeittofriday

[lesbiradshaw]

raymond kara and manny hanging out all the time because they’re bffs…. tgm writers will pay for depriving me of yale halo and fritz bestfriendism on screen.

[hiphopcherrrypop]

i was tweaking bad this scene 😸

[syscoarse]

just learned abt transDID……..

[luvoakie]

… i need a cigarette.