Kon (in an attempt to tidy up): *gesturing to a half drinken coffee on Tim’s desk* Are you still drinking this?
Tim: hmm? oh yeah, I am
Kon: *pointing at a glass of water* So you’re done with this then, right?
Tim: What? No I’m still drinking that, leave it there
Kon: *holding up a cup of lemonade* And this??
Tim: Yes! Don’t get rid of any of the cups, I’m still drinking them
Kon: *genuinely confused* All three?? At once??
Tim: *exasperated* Yes. One’s for hydration, one’s for caffeine, and the other is for happiness
Kon: ???
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there was a fly in my takeout container when i put it in the fridge, so the fly was frozen when i took it out so i put it on the counter to see if it would dethaw and be like Captain America but it started moving and i panicked so i set it on fire and now i kinda feel bad ‘cause like what if it had a family or-
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hi, i'm the guy writing ‘Up is Down, Sane is Insane’ on ao3, and i got a question for anybody who’s reading it:
a couple of people mentioned Pentious being autistic in the comments. I do have that headcanon, BUT i’ve never written it because i have a crippling fear of offending people
idk if i can portray it right, sooo question:
should i try to research autism more and possibly write it in (MAYBE a whole chapter??) OR just keep it as it is so i don’t accidentally offend anyone with a bad portrayal?
i can research autism BUT i know that it’s a whole spectrum, with lots and lots of different ways for it to be shown. if anybody has any experience w/ autism, whether it be yourself, a co-worker, a sibling, etc, i’d love to hear about it because i am terrified of portraying this wrong and getting nuked
also polls are NOT working for me, it won’t let me post or save as a draft if i have polls so uh- reblog w/ your opinions or something
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Doctor: Brit you must take your ADHD meds early in the morning every day. Put them next to your bed and take them right when you get up
Me: Sir I do not know how to tell you this but I have ADHD remembering to do things is not my strong suit
- thoughts brought to you by me forgetting my ADHD pill for two hours
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Got a silly question for royal guard au:
Would this help describe Sir Sun's personality?
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CzaBMebJAlp/?igshid=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==
lmao, probably
He's both an airhead and extremely intelligent. He WILL hum and sing along their quest, he WILL get distracted by small things like furry creatures, he WILL go on tangents and spout facts about any findings they come across; he may even skip a little as they walk.
In short, he baby
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hazbin neurodivergent hcs
Charlie: Autism
Vaggie: Complex PTSD
Alastor: ASPD (Psychopath)
Lucifer: Autism, ADHD, Bipolar, Anxiety, Depression
Sir Pentious: Autism
Angel Dust: PTSD, DPDR (Depersonalization/Derealization Disorder)
Husk: ASPD (High-Functioning Sociopath)
Niffty: Autism
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