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[multifandomcraycray]

TNMNTOBER

Day 6: Crossover

Honestly this is too funny

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[fantastic-nonsense]

also while I'm on the topic of Frozen II "Show Yourself" should have been the massive hit song with a thousand critical accolades from that soundtrack instead of "Into the Unknown" and I will die on that hill

[fallloverfic]

Rating: Explicit

Category: M/M

Fandom: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)

Pairings: Upgraded Connor | RK900/Gavin Reed

Tags: mafia AU, human AU, prostitution, light angst, happy ending, Top Nathan, Bottom Gavin, RK900's name is Nathan, hurt/comfort, More tags on Ao3

Summary: Nathan is Hank Anderson's driver and looking to pass time while Hank is at a conference. While there, Nathan runs across Gavin, a hired prostitute.

Room With a View (9,641 words, complete)

[empty-promises-too-much-to-count]

A friend went for the "dead dove do not eat" just for fun

It's his first time on ao3 and we're on a history lecture rn

[pigeonstab]

turning off notes' notifications off is a total gamechanger

[den-kunn]

I will continue being delusional by believing every time it rains it's Raiden making me know he's there, listening and caring for me.

[dirty-osc-confessions]

Was drawing 9 earlier and then suddenly remembered my porno scenario with them and 15.

Basically 9 goes back to 15s place after having their sunnies stolen and 15 turns them into their sex slave for the day.

And then when 9 comes back to the equation playground everyone is just like “Omg 9!!! How’d you do it? 15 must’ve been really hard to persuade or smth blah blah blah blah blaahhwhydiahrh” idfk and 9s just like “haha yeah they’re a giant dick haha-!!!” while limping like a fuckin dog with one good leg.

Anyways yeah I’m totally normal and sane 👍

-Fanny anon (I might make a chai bot for this idk lol 9 got me acting up)

no, use janitor

[someonewhogotanaccount]

If you receive this, you make somebody happy! Go on anon and send this to 10 of your followers who make you happy or somebody you think needs cheering up. If you get one back, even better ✨

i hope you feel better <3

Ahem, I know I'm a little late but thank you! I received a lot of these, which is really really kind!

Yeah, it gets a teeny tiny bit better everyday. It's still not great, but I can deal.

[juuuuunaaaaaooooo]

"You do it for her?" OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[hobartsaglet]

Peter B. is the 13-in-one shampoo

[ahotknife]

the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself

[redrook]

I spent a lot of time handcuffed and in a cage in high school, for a charity bit the grocery store I worked at would do

the bit was that I was "put in jail for having too big a heart" and customers could donate to my bail to get me out (and the money would go to a children's hospital or something)

now. I was very clearly a teenaged employee handcuffed inside a large cage. and I would honestly tell people that I had been in there for hours. and people would say, that's terrible! that's awful! and I would show them my wrists red from the tight handcuffs, and say but I'm sooooooo close to making bail.

and then they would dump some cash in the basket, I'd thank them, and they'd walk away.

and every so often, one of the managers would come by and collect some of the cash, so I could keep being soooooo close to making bail.

I was very good with this bit. Parents with small kids would pay $5-10 if I told their children I had been placed in jail for not cleaning my room/doing my homework, etc. For people in their 20s, I'd threaten that I was very bad at playing the harmonica, but I WOULD play it and we'd all suffer unless they paid me. and for the most amount of money, older men in suits would almost always pay $20s if I avoided eye contact and stammered a lot.

eventually, the managers started to feel bad because I was in the cage so fucking long and often, that I'd need someone to brace me when I got out because I'd have no feeling in my legs. wobbling like a newborn giraffe.

but I would also rake in at LEAST $100 an hour in charity.

so they were like, hey champ. can we, uh, give you a pillow to sit on. in the cage. would you like a pillow so you're not just sitting on a cold metal slab. can we give you a pillow.

and I had to explain to them that if they gave me a pillow, people would think I was more comfortable, so they wouldn't feel as bad, so I'd bring in less money.

the compromise was that they'd bring me a nice coffee every couple hours, which I would have to try to block with my body from the customers.

all this money went to charity. that's what the money was for. it's what was on the sign. but how much they were willing to pay was very contingent on how comfortable I looked, never mind the fact that I was still a teenaged employee handcuffed inside a cage.

and out of the dozens of shifts I did this on, not ONCE did ANYONE say, hey kid I'm going to go talk to your manager because what the fuck is going on here. they would just drop money in the basket, and I'd thank them and sip from my secret drink.

I actually had people get MAD at me that I told them I was far away from bail, they donated like $15, and then 20 minutes I got let out because my shift ended.

again. the money was for charity. it was on the sign that was very clearly placed on the upper half of my cage.

so yeah. even when people think they mean well. people can be really, really fucking stupid.

[seshrat]

flow winning animated feature is the kind of story that's going to be taught like the boogeyman to every big animation studio's intake class for decades

[skulandcrossbones]

it's so wild to me that you absolutely cannot force a hyperfixation to happen. like you'll watch the most perfectly tailor-made-for-you content that everyone says you'll love and feel absolutely nothing, and then the thing you watch on a whim to fill time will reach through the screen and put its damn fingers in your brain and start rearranging the neurons right in front of you and every single time you're like THIS??? THIS??????? and this happens like every 6-12 months forever

[corviiids]

btw it is sexy and cool to uplift and admire people who have skills you wish you had without using their ability as a stick to beat yourself with. even and especially if you are jealous of them.