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ok but like-
Vox tells Sir Pentious to off himself in ep 2 right? Alastor finds out about that. he and Vox got beef and they both are willing to punch below to belt just to get the upper hand on each other. soooo-
Alastor starts fake dating Sir Pentious after the incident. Sir Pentious is just obvious to this whole fake dating, he's just happy that Alastor is finally noticing him, Vox is screaming and crying in a corner like "it should'a been me!" and the entire time Alastor is just laughing in aroace
(bonus Alastor starts wondering if it's all worth it because he starts feeling emotions towards sir pentious that are less "im gonna kill you in your sleep" to "some days i can tolerate your presence"
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saucy-mesothelioma · 2 years
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Aight, hear me out. The Handler and Agent Phoenix are literally the more functional versions of The Narrator and Stanley. Literally the exact same dynamic except those two manage to work out their problems without going to marriage counseling.
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labwebs · 2 months
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🕸it's still really funny to me how close the osborns live to avengers tower
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riacte · 10 months
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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]
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this is your random reminder to CHECK IF YOU'RE STILL HAVING FUN
are you enjoying scrolling tumblr? watching youtube? reading that book? playing that game? drawing that art? doing that activity? if not,
YOU CAN STOP AND DO SOMETHING ELSE
you don't have to stick to something that you are doing for fun if it isn't fun for you anymore. You can come back! If you've loved it before you are likely to love it again! but you can stop!
Don't get stuck in a loop of doing something that you think should be fun when it isn't! You can put it down for a bit! Maybe that's the very thing that will make it fun again later!
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puppyeared · 26 days
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filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^
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androgynealienfemme · 2 months
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It didn’t hit me until recently that people genuinely think Kamala Harris was a police officer because of all the people who call her a cop online.
Like I think maybe it’s important people should know she was a prosecutor. She was once a district attorney and later an attorney general for the state of California. And we can discuss how related that is to police work and how tied she is to the carceral system etc etc (but for fairness would have to include her record of pushing for lowering incarceration rates through programs helping former prisoners + her office refusing to jail folks for low level weed offense). But she was never a police officer. Like people should get that clear. Kamala Harris was never a police officer. She was a district attorney. She was never a police officer.
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fruitydiaz · 6 months
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yeah “i can teach you” is kind and gentle and warm and comforting. it’s also hot. right
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frenchublog · 27 days
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kosovo miku
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oncorhynchus-nerka · 7 months
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VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.
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Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)
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straightlightyagami · 9 months
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u ever see someone with extremely fucked up views (or actions) and think wowww if a couple of things in my life went the tiniest bit differently that would have been me
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pjharvey-moved · 7 months
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making fun of americans is pretty much always ok if youre not doing it in an edgelord “you guys have so many school shootings” way or acting like we’re the only country that has racism. but like posts about americans and hamburger get me every time
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bookwyrminspiration · 8 months
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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait
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just-spacetrash · 8 months
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the 'what if you played it a little risky' post literally Changed my life but i cant fujkign find it in my blog because its. a tiktok screenshot
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redstonedust · 9 months
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yknow AI art has ruined an entire genre of painting to me, i saw one of those smooth anime-realism pieces and immidiately thought ''ugh, AI art'' until i noticed it was posted by an established deviantart user 6 years ago. like ive never been a huge fan of that genre but it looks like a pretty difficult style to master and i feel bad for the artists who specialized in anime-realism only to have their entire market jacked by people typing keywords into midjourney.
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wild-moss-art · 1 year
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This is why I read the reddit comments
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