#it's me shitposting again

[soft-niku-and-sake]

Remember when Zoro took Luffy's V-card?

[inbabylontheywept]

I was walking out of the Walmart today, and a car passed me, and I got this incredibly vivid impression. It wasn't really in words, but if I had to put it into words, the two key points would be

a). I needed to watch that car and

b). That I needed to be careful, because the driver of the car was a massive bitch.

It kind of took me by surprise, because I really had no reason to be beefing with that car, and I also hadn't really had an impression like that since I was religious, which was in my teen years. Right? It'd been a decade since I had a little voice whisper in my ear, and I'd basically written it off as nonsense.

Anyway, I watched the car, because The Spirits or whatever were very insistent that I did. Car drove fine, went into the parking spot, inched forward, and right when it should've just stopped, the driver gunned it for some reason and it ran into the curb and cracked its bumper.

So, the driver got out, and she went to the front of the car to check that yes, she had cracked her bumper, and then she turned to look at me. The parking lot wasn't empty, but we were the only two people standing in that row, and I'd probably been staring at her for tenish seconds now.

She demanded very angrily to know why I hadn't warned her of the curb. And I could have said I didn't know you were about to gun it or is it my job to help every stranger park, or even could you have even heard me, inside your car?

And all of those would have been fine, but I was really, really busy digesting that I had somehow communed with Mormon Jesus again for the first time in fifteen years, and that the communion had mostly been there to let me watch someone park badly (?), so what I responded with was:

"Because it was foretold."

And I can't tell which would be funnier, if she went silent because there's not much to be said to that, or if she went silent because in Utah, she might actually believe me, but we parted ways without more words.

I'm still kind of digesting this myself, actually.

[zombiecowboy65]

Do u guys think the destiel meme would have been used in the aftg exy world if it was set in current years . Like do u think this is how ppl found out about Kevin:

[starlitvega]

late night shitposting

based off of a TikTok which I will link below ^^

[great-and-small]

“Oh well that might be a problem in other places but it’s not relevant to where I live”

YES TF IT IS

[someiicecube]

how it feels waiting for Q4 2025......

[quixoticprince]

When your medic leaves to go pocket another man or something

[bklily]

thinking of comedic ways of how the hell that talk is gonna go

[l3viat8an]

*points at ur pussy* are u gonna finish that? *tummy growls really loud*

[lucabyte]

hole

[rookinthecrownest]

Rook: Lucanis, I need you to come with me to the Necropolis

Lucanis, probably:

[crowliphale]

Playing with them like dolls ngl

[technically-human]

Jayvik is funny

(Behold, hex-comedy)

[nerdy-hyperfixations]

He just wants to be missed

[n-fblog]

guess who's back with an all new perspective on bastard munchen

[undead-cypress]

This is how you know Will is not a player insert because upon gaining access to magic I would've immediately gone mad with power and started zapping people on the streets. And pretend it was divine retribution. As a treat for being Euchronia's specialest little baby.

Also, let me have a button to owo