#its not personal

[criticaaaaaaaal]

supernova

[cranberrytea451]

Please tell me why you only want 18+ to follow you

I'm gonna have to answer this and then block you because no one *over* the age of 18 would ask me this.

I don't want to interact with minors. These are my boundaries. I post things sometimes that aren't suitable for minors to view.

[hainethehero]

This is what I mean when I say the anti-Steve Rogers hate is annoying because why every time I come across a tiktok/post about Steve/Captain America, I have to see Tony stans 🤣

You can very easily see that it TRANSCENDS fanfic and socmed platforms because they actively go out of their way to make sure everyone knows what they think of Steve. And almost 100% of the time, they're Tony stans.

YOU WILL NEVER SEE A STEVE FAN DOING THIS. (And if u do, it's one-off comments, not spam)

I'm a Tony fan, I love him in almost every version of him across the marvel media, but this level of obsession with Steve has to be studied💀🤣. In tiktoks about Tony, you won't ever find this much comments about Steve to the point where it's spam. But almost all the ones about Cap, the comment section is flooded with hate for Steve.

And all the pro-Tony/anti-Steve bugs that came out of the woodwork for my last post about this? THIS is why discourse is needed and nuanced discussions about the mischaracterization of characters to the point where yall are doing this on posts that aren't even about Tony.

Steve fans will have discourse about the different elements of his character, admit his flaws, and KEEP it to ao3 or tumblr or wherever the discourse is happening.

Tony stans will go out of their way to tell the whole world how much they love Tony and hate Steve and they'll do it wherever and whenever they can. That's the difference between Steve fans and Tony stans (and I use stans for Tony because yall are bordering on cult behaviour.)

N.B. Don't take this personal cos a lot of yall got pretty upset at my last post 😭

[backjustforberena]

Rhaenys Targaryen + the Strong boys

[pierced-princess]

Fuck, marry, kill

Ari, Emily, Jecka

Uh shit. Fuck Emily, Marry Jecka and Kill Ari.

Ik Ari’s gonna kill me when she sees this shit.

[gently-decaying-flowers]

yall i have so many mooties that i literally can’t fit all of them in my intro post (like tumblr wont let me…..)

so i think i gotta delete it and slim it down to my closest friends RAHHHHH

[discount-limeade]

Slipknot: A Review

Part 2

(See Slipknot Vs. Batman For Iowa Era)

Conrad's Ratings On How Well He Thinks The Knot Members can Cook (+ What their favorite Poptart Flavor is)

#0 Sid Wilson

8/10

I actually REALLY fuck with Subliminal Versus hhh

No hair in the food. He's got a Tie on so he MUST know what he's doing. -1 for refuses to use the right noodles for the Dish. -1 Stares at you the Entire time you eat.

Poptart: Blueberry. He peels the Crust off.

#1 JOEY JORDISON

3/10

CANNOT COOK! -2 for does he LOOK like he owns a fucking pot OR a Pan. -1 Only has Ketchup and Half a Coke in the fridge. -1 he "Customizes" his Fast Food Orders. (BK BBQ Sauce on a Crunch Wrap Supreme ETC.) -2.5 for Asks you what you want then says no to every Option until you say what he wants. -.5 put salt in your Drink.

Poptart: Cherry or S'Mores.

#2 Paul Gray

10/10

Classic "Spaghetti Date" kinda Guy.

Homemade Sauce. Garlic Bread and Salad as Sides. No Complaints, he just knows what he's doing.

In a Not Spaghetti Setting, he will Cut your food up for you.

Poptart: Cherry. Toasted with Butter.

#3 Chris Fehn

6/10

Look at him Crackin MAD jokes in this Picture, love it.

-2 for "I love Cast Iron Pans Because you don't have to clean them". YES YOU DO. -1 Too much Salt. -1 can't make Eggs. Look at that picture, man looks like he FUCKS UP some Boiled eggs. But look again and Tell me He knows how to Fry one. Exactly.

Poptart: Berry Blast. Don't even know if that's a Real Flavor but it's his favorite FOR SURE.

#4 Jim Root

5/10

This is a Situation where I think that James, THE MAN, is actually a fuckin Superb Chef. This picture however, not Gonna Cut it.

-1 everything is Spicy as FUCK. Like Run To the fuckin Faucet For water, Damn Near Inedible For some Dishes. -1 for ONCE AGAIN I REALLY don't think this man Washes his Hands. It keeps me up at Night. -1 you made a Comment on a piece of his House Decorations and He Spit in your Sauce. -2 doesn't own Actual Plates or Silverware. Styrofoam Babyyy.

Poptart: Banana. Again, don't know if it's Really, but he looks like he likes That Fake Banana Flavor.

#5 Craig Jones

7/10

I think he'd be REALLY good at Grillin.

-1 for seasons Steak with Salt. Not exclusively but it's part of his Steak seasoning blend, it's just wrong. -1 Grill Brush Bristle in your Burger. -1 wears an Apron that has a print of some guys hairy Chest on it, that man is Wearing Speedos...

Poptart: None. Prefers Apple Toaster Strudels.

#6 Clown

5/10

It's Not that he CAN'T cook, he just doesn't.

-1 for Dirty Dishes. -1 for inappropriate Dinner Conversation. He is telling you about the Process of which This Specific kind of meat is Harvested.

(Personally I'd be Mad interested but Some people can't handle all that YK).

-2 for didn't shower before you came over. Nothing and Everything to do with Cooking. -1 His edibles are Kinda Weak.

Poptart: Cookies N Creme. Cream or Creme?

#7 Mick Thomson

8/10

Nah man, look at this fuckin, LOOK. Got me Gay As Hell.

-1 for the Opposite Cast Iron thing. He soaks it. Unforgivable Really. Now you have to season it EVERY TIME. -1 for He gave you a Mickey Mouse Spoon. -1 for he uses the Microwave A LOT. -1 butter butter butter, beer, butter butter. (This is how he keeps the Meat Moist.)

+2 for Dinner was Served on a Zoopals plate of your choosing.

Poptart: Cinnamon. The Superior Flavor.

#8 Corey Taylor

2/10

This is coming Out of pure Hatred for A post someone made. It Inspired me to make this Whole review. In this post, it was a Picture of the most UNDERCOOKED, UNDER SEASONED, WHITE PEOPLE LOOKIN CHICKEN THAT EVER EXISTED. And it was Some like, thing Where Corey was like, 'Made Dinner'. It was BEYOND foul. I know these Ratings are Based on the picture Provided but fucking -3 for That Post.

There is a Method Of Jacking off Wear you put soup in a Ziploc bag, then put it in a sock to make a Fleshlight. -2 for he served you the Sock Soup.

(I have never Tried this, spare me Please.)

-1 for look how dirty his hands are. Motherfucker doesn't even OWN a Sink. -1 for he Keeps sticking his fingers in the food to Taste it.

Poptart: Fudge. Toasted.

The End.

[nubeareull]

Well, that’s my panic attack for the day.

Thanks, tumberinos!

[marveloustimestwo]

Just a reminder that if I don't see your age/that you're above the age of 18 somewhere visible on your blog, I will block you. I don't want anyone who's not an adult seeing or interacting with my stuff considering its content. So if you don't want to get blocked, put your age somewhere I can see it.

[system-of-a-feather]

Are y'all open to making friends with other systems? We've been trying to find other adult bodied systems to talk to.

Possibly. We aren't actively seeking any out but we also aren't like... "closed." If we got something in common to talk about and we click we'd be down, if not its neat to chat here and there with peers. We welcome DMs with the understanding that like, we tend to 1) be really slow at replying as we do a lot of things in our life other than tumblr and 2) are prone to forgetting / "Ill read that later when I have more socialization spoons" and then tumblr marking it as read when no one has read it and thus the message gets lost to the void

[sadiiomane10]

People have attention spans.....must be nice

[chronically-obsessive-compulsive]

Parents:

if your child says that they are uncomfortable with physical contact, please respect their boundaries.

I've been told countless times by my parents that I should be okay with hugs and things like that solely because they're my parents. unfortunately, that is not how that works. when anyone hugs me without my consent, it's extremely upsetting- that doesn't change just because you're related to me.

if you ask, we might actually say yes. but if you continuously ignore boundaries and initiate hugs or anything without asking- especially when your child has voiced to you that it makes them uncomfortable- it's going to make them even less likely to say yes.

if your child is upset and you think that hugging them may help them, just ask, don't assume. even if you have good intentions and just want to help your child, it may end up doing more damage.

[bite-sized-devil]

Heads up to all followers

I'm very sorry but if you don't put an age in your bio or have it in a pinned page I will be blocking you.

Ya'll have until sunset on Friday to make this right.

[sweetesthiwot]

You can’t force someone to value you. And yes, it starts with themselves.

[blorbnschmorb]

im gonna do my best to convince someone they are wrong. wish me luck :)

[yaoisaint]

Cap sun, Aquarius moon, Pisces Rising??

i will kill anyone with capricorn placements 🫶🏻 xoxo