People never bat an eye or question it when a gay man calls a woman hot/gorgeous/whatever but the second a lesbian says a man is anything but hideous we must be bisexual 🤨 what's up with that lol
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What might you bring to The Beef as a new employee? 🤨🧍🏻I got hearth 🥺 ??What's hearth? 😠🥺Heart...😮💨 I'm nervous, man. I got HEART🫀💘💖Ah,👎 you're gonna need🗣️ brain. 🧠 Now‼️ do you 🫵have any special skills 🧑🍳🔪or abilities🚙🎯 asides from being a FUCKIN 🏊? 😶🚫 Well☝️ 🅰️ I'm not a fuckin 🏊, ✌️and, 🅱️, I'm really GOOD on the 🎹keyboard 🎤🗣️NO, 🅰️, you 🫵 ARE, and, 🅱️, NO, you're NOT 🧍🏻😠Well, 🅰️, YES👍, I AM, and, 🅱️, I joined a JAZZ🎺🎷 fusion class🧑🏫 so, in YOUR face 😡🔥 WELL I'VE HEARD👂 YOU 🫵FUCKIN' 🫵PLAY 🫵AND 🫵YOU'RE🫵 FUCKIN 🫵TERRIBLE 🫵🤮AND 🫵C 🫵IT'S 🫵A 🫵FUCKIN🫵 RESTAURANT 👩🏿🍳👩🏾🍳🧑🏿🍳🧑🏿🍳🧑🏿🍳👨🍳🧍🏻🔪🍳WHY ⁉️DO🫵 I 🫵GIVE🫵 A🫵 FUCK 🫵THAT 🫵YOU 🫵PLAY 🫵THE🫵 KEYBOARD🎹 😦😠😡 I'M A HARD WORKER 🏋️♂️💪🔧 I'M A NICE GUY! 😇😠I GOT A GREAT VIBE🕺 ‼️FUCK 🖕YOUR 🖕VIBE🖕😠Don't ever fսck‼️ my VIBE🕺🙎🧍🏻I swear to God🙏🛐 I will fսck 👉👌anything ‼️I wanna fսck 👉👌 You😧 are NOT🚫 being nice 😇and you will NOT fսck 🚫👉👌me 🙅 Mm-mmm 🎶🎵👊💥👺I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still🎵🎶 👊💥👺(should i break it up?🧍🏿)🎵🎶👊💥👺(what's the point?)Da doo ron-ron-ron, Da doo ron-ron🎶🎵👊💥👺SAY "MATAE"!👊💥👺NO WAY!👊💥👺NEVER! 👊💥👺 ❔❔🙎🥛🌊 ⁉️HEY ⁉️WHAT THE FUCK ⁉️CARMY 🧑🏼🍳😒 Hey, guys, can you shut the fսck up, please? 🗣️HE🗣️ IS 🗣️MEAN🗣️ HE🗣️ IS🗣️ FUCKIN 🗣️NOT🗣️🚫😇 NICE🗣️HE 🗣️IS 🗣️A 🗣️FUCKIN🗣️ ASSHOLE‼️ I wasn't🤐 even gonna say 🫣🤐this 🗣️HE🗣️ IS 🗣️SELLING💲💵 FUCKIN❄️COKE❄️IN THE🌆🤝 BACK ALLEY OF ‼️THE BEEF 🍖‼️waitwaitWAIT WHAT? STOP🛑 STOP🛑 STOP🛑‼️ WHAT⁉️He is🤝💵💲 selling 🌨️coke 🌨️out of the fuckin 🚬🗑️🚗alleyway, man🧍👺 OH ARE YOU HAPPY 😂🎉NOW THAT ☠️YOU🫵 TOLD 🗣️MOM 🤱YOU FUCKIN 🏊 🧍Mommy knows now🧍
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Anyway, we were robbed. Hantengu and his clones should've played a bigger part in the story.
We should've been able to see their true strength. Not the one-trick-pony crap that only hints at what they could do.
I mean, they're the 4th most powerful demon/s in existence aside from Muzan.
We should've been able to see them kill entire groups of Slayers.
I want to see Urogi torture his victims with a gleeful, bloody smile. I want to see him pulling the guts from a human and devouring them alive.
I want to see Aizetsu chastise them for being so weak as he raises their body into the air with his spear.
I want to see Sekido kill or disable scores of people in an instant.
I want to see Karaku use his fan to create wind that throws people into the lake, where Urogi waits underwater to scream. I want to see dozens of Slayers bodies rising to the surface, drowned and shattered.
And I want to see them work together and combine their unique abilities in horrifying attacks that tell you that you've got no chance of surviving the night.
That these demons could be deities.
That to look at them is to look upon death itself.
We. Were. So. ROBBED.
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i dont think regular people can grasp how isolating it is to be that person who is always single in a society and environment where people are always dating, and dating is so culturally relevant. all my friends have had longterm/serious relationships and even when theyre single they are usually seeing someone. im seeing someone maybe 2 months a year on average but im „true single“ most of the time and dont really get into relationships at all. and its always been this way.
and with age and thanks to getting more into feminism i know that my selfworth and value as a person does not rely on dating. in fact most relationships i see are dysfunctional or with men i would not want to be with (im saying men because they are usually the problem, but also because most men are just unattractive on top). and i think that promoting to women that being single is okay and good actually is really important. that you can very much be happy without a relationship.
nonetheless there is of course the human need for affection, a longing for romantic/sexual companionship (i know some people dont have that and it doesnt make them less human but i think its normal human desire that cant be unconditioned, and i dont even think that should be the goal). and you can barely protect yourself from sociocultural messaging which is additionally enforcing it. even if you rationally know that there is nothing wrong with being single, especially as a woman its difficult to shake this feeling of being a failure. always seeing your friends go through the motions while you remain the same. etc
anyways im really vulnerable right now if any insane women want to take advantage of me…
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every couple months i catch the stardew valley brainrot again and whooo boy is my brain rotting
no thoughts only skull cavern grind
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ive been thinking abt trying to tackle a 'truesona' again and OFC itll still be different from me irl but moreso Trying to capture the essence of me in a character,, its very hard to do on ur own tho like its hard to pinpoint what makes you, You idk its hard to explain too esp when ive sturggled with identity since i was a kid x3 thats why most of my sonas are shapeshifters lol
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i will get out this sequel to the lesbian donnie thing on sunday i just will
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I want to read more works from black writers. It's our month, so let's try and promote a work of ours or recommend other black writers that we know and enjoy. I hope this can be a resource for finding and supporting each others work. It doesn't matter for what Fandom. All I ask is all the works are by Black Writers.
So I guess to start this off, Hi. I usually go by Mimikyu. Currently, I'm writing for Genshin Impact. My most recent fic was Unpacking in the Infirmary.
I really hope to see more people add to this! 💜
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