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#ive decided im annoyed.
filmnoirsbian · 2 years
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People never bat an eye or question it when a gay man calls a woman hot/gorgeous/whatever but the second a lesbian says a man is anything but hideous we must be bisexual 🤨 what's up with that lol
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weepingalaxy · 16 days
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my attempt at mimicking the style kinda grew out of control, oops. anyway, i like that new farm sim game
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pureseasalt · 1 year
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What might you bring to The Beef as a new employee? 🤨🧍🏻I got hearth 🥺 ??What's hearth? 😠🥺Heart...😮‍💨 I'm nervous, man. I got HEART🫀💘💖Ah,👎 you're gonna need🗣️ brain. 🧠 Now‼️ do you 🫵have any special skills 🧑‍🍳🔪or abilities🚙🎯 asides from being a FUCKIN 🏊? 😶🚫 Well☝️ 🅰️ I'm not a fuckin 🏊, ✌️and, 🅱️, I'm really GOOD on the 🎹keyboard 🎤🗣️NO, 🅰️, you 🫵 ARE, and, 🅱️, NO, you're NOT 🧍🏻😠Well, 🅰️, YES👍, I AM, and, 🅱️, I joined a JAZZ🎺🎷 fusion class🧑‍🏫 so, in YOUR face 😡🔥 WELL I'VE HEARD👂 YOU 🫵FUCKIN' 🫵PLAY 🫵AND 🫵YOU'RE🫵 FUCKIN 🫵TERRIBLE 🫵🤮AND 🫵C 🫵IT'S 🫵A 🫵FUCKIN🫵 RESTAURANT 👩🏿‍🍳👩🏾‍🍳🧑🏿‍🍳🧑🏿‍🍳🧑🏿‍🍳👨‍🍳🧍🏻🔪🍳WHY ⁉️DO🫵 I 🫵GIVE🫵 A🫵 FUCK 🫵THAT 🫵YOU 🫵PLAY 🫵THE🫵 KEYBOARD🎹 😦😠😡 I'M A HARD WORKER 🏋️‍♂️💪🔧 I'M A NICE GUY! 😇😠I GOT A GREAT VIBE🕺 ‼️FUCK 🖕YOUR 🖕VIBE🖕😠Don't ever fսck‼️ my VIBE🕺🙎🧍🏻I swear to God🙏🛐 I will fսck 👉👌anything ‼️I wanna fսck 👉👌 You😧 are NOT🚫 being nice 😇and you will NOT fսck 🚫👉👌me 🙅 Mm-mmm 🎶🎵👊💥👺I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still🎵🎶 👊💥👺(should i break it up?🧍🏿)🎵🎶👊💥👺(what's the point?)Da doo ron-ron-ron, Da doo ron-ron🎶🎵👊💥👺SAY "MATAE"!👊💥👺NO WAY!👊💥👺NEVER! 👊💥👺 ❔❔🙎🥛🌊 ⁉️HEY ⁉️WHAT THE FUCK ⁉️CARMY 🧑🏼‍🍳😒 Hey, guys, can you shut the fսck up, please? 🗣️HE🗣️ IS 🗣️MEAN🗣️ HE🗣️ IS🗣️ FUCKIN 🗣️NOT🗣️🚫😇 NICE🗣️HE 🗣️IS 🗣️A 🗣️FUCKIN🗣️ ASSHOLE‼️ I wasn't🤐 even gonna say 🫣🤐this 🗣️HE🗣️ IS 🗣️SELLING💲💵 FUCKIN❄️COKE❄️IN THE🌆🤝 BACK ALLEY OF ‼️THE BEEF 🍖‼️waitwaitWAIT WHAT? STOP🛑 STOP🛑 STOP🛑‼️ WHAT⁉️He is🤝💵💲 selling 🌨️coke 🌨️out of the fuckin 🚬🗑️🚗alleyway, man🧍👺 OH ARE YOU HAPPY 😂🎉NOW THAT ☠️YOU🫵 TOLD 🗣️MOM 🤱YOU FUCKIN 🏊 🧍Mommy knows now🧍
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fallstreakfeathers · 4 months
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Anyway, we were robbed. Hantengu and his clones should've played a bigger part in the story. We should've been able to see their true strength. Not the one-trick-pony crap that only hints at what they could do. I mean, they're the 4th most powerful demon/s in existence aside from Muzan. We should've been able to see them kill entire groups of Slayers. I want to see Urogi torture his victims with a gleeful, bloody smile. I want to see him pulling the guts from a human and devouring them alive. I want to see Aizetsu chastise them for being so weak as he raises their body into the air with his spear. I want to see Sekido kill or disable scores of people in an instant. I want to see Karaku use his fan to create wind that throws people into the lake, where Urogi waits underwater to scream. I want to see dozens of Slayers bodies rising to the surface, drowned and shattered. And I want to see them work together and combine their unique abilities in horrifying attacks that tell you that you've got no chance of surviving the night. That these demons could be deities. That to look at them is to look upon death itself.
We. Were. So. ROBBED.
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moupies · 10 months
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Heyyy guysss it’s meeeee
Bonus wukong under the cut
Okay that’s all
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i dont think regular people can grasp how isolating it is to be that person who is always single in a society and environment where people are always dating, and dating is so culturally relevant. all my friends have had longterm/serious relationships and even when theyre single they are usually seeing someone. im seeing someone maybe 2 months a year on average but im „true single“ most of the time and dont really get into relationships at all. and its always been this way.
and with age and thanks to getting more into feminism i know that my selfworth and value as a person does not rely on dating. in fact most relationships i see are dysfunctional or with men i would not want to be with (im saying men because they are usually the problem, but also because most men are just unattractive on top). and i think that promoting to women that being single is okay and good actually is really important. that you can very much be happy without a relationship.
nonetheless there is of course the human need for affection, a longing for romantic/sexual companionship (i know some people dont have that and it doesnt make them less human but i think its normal human desire that cant be unconditioned, and i dont even think that should be the goal). and you can barely protect yourself from sociocultural messaging which is additionally enforcing it. even if you rationally know that there is nothing wrong with being single, especially as a woman its difficult to shake this feeling of being a failure. always seeing your friends go through the motions while you remain the same. etc
anyways im really vulnerable right now if any insane women want to take advantage of me…
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every couple months i catch the stardew valley brainrot again and whooo boy is my brain rotting
no thoughts only skull cavern grind
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satuwn · 5 months
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ive been thinking abt trying to tackle a 'truesona' again and OFC itll still be different from me irl but moreso Trying to capture the essence of me in a character,, its very hard to do on ur own tho like its hard to pinpoint what makes you, You idk its hard to explain too esp when ive sturggled with identity since i was a kid x3 thats why most of my sonas are shapeshifters lol
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wszczebrzyszynie · 1 year
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bulbabutt · 12 days
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i will get out this sequel to the lesbian donnie thing on sunday i just will
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theygender · 4 months
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I've got too many games I want to play and not enough free time 😭 I still need to finish my BG3 playthrough but since Endless Ocean: Luminous came out I've been playing a lot of that instead. Also just got back into Wizard101 last night. Started playing House Flipper again last weekend. Still need to finish BOTW so I can start a TOTK playthrough and finish Pokemon Shield so I can start on Pokemon Violet. I've been fighting off the urge to start up a new Skyrim playthrough for weeks. My brother just told me that Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door is getting ported to the Switch. And now I'm suddenly feeling inspired to replay DAI... And throughout all of this I'm also playing the hell out of DragonVale on my phone. Someone just pay me to play video games all day please
#and before anyone suggests it: no i cant try to get into streaming#the way i play video games is extremely frustrating for other people to watch ahdjsksl#no one is going to give me money for producing a video where i spend two hours checking every barrel in the map while juggling my inventory#and then immediately give up on a puzzle and just sit in silence for 30 minutes while i look up a walkthrough instead#i need a situation that pays me $200 a day just to be autistic at the screen alone in the comfort of my own home#rambling#a few years ago i made it a mission to play all of the dragon age games and dlcs in order and i did not complete it#i got all the way to inquisition before i quit#i had already played it on ps3 but i wanted to replay on my new gaming laptop and unfortunately my computer decided it was too complicated#and also i just wanted to play as an elf again and i was resisting that urge bc i played as an elf the first time and wanted something new#so i didnt connect to my character as much#BUT ive learned a lot about optimizing my games from getting bg3 to run on my computer#so i think i could get it to handle dai now. especially if i upgrade to ssd like ive been wanting#and i just saw a dai post on my dash that made me daydream about possible characters and i was struck with inspiration#when i first played through on ps3 i didnt know anything about da lore. it was my first dragon age game#i was just doing whatever i thought seemed coolest#so i basically modeled my inquisitor after my dnd oc and then just picked a vallaslin i thought was pretty#and then when it came time to pick a specialization i was just like 'i mean my hand has rift magic right? seems obvious enough'#but now i know the LORE. and the dalish really interest me. and i want to make an inquisitor thats their own character#i didnt want to replay another elf mage bc i thought it would be too similar#but at the same time i wanted to re-experience dai (and experience trespasser for the first time) now that i knew more about the dalish#(with mods that fix the annoying bits where your character seems to not know about their own religion of course lol...)#i was thinking about that and i just got hit with some inspiration#instead of 'my dnd character but with a cool tattoo and rift magic and they kinda roll with the inquisitor stuff bc idk whats going on'#what if i made a more intentional character with a much different personality and their own backstory#theyre still the first of their clan but i know what that means now so theyre not really into the herald of andraste stuff#theyre a devotee of falon'din with his vallaslin and fittingly choose necromancy specialization (tho theyre annoyed by all the maker talk)#they can look cool and goth and maybe they even make some different choices about the well of sorrows 👀#i could keep rambling but im running out of tags gah#anyways ive got lots of ideas now and i think the playthrough would be unique enough to be worth it
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exmeowstic · 2 months
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good lord
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I want to read more works from black writers. It's our month, so let's try and promote a work of ours or recommend other black writers that we know and enjoy. I hope this can be a resource for finding and supporting each others work. It doesn't matter for what Fandom. All I ask is all the works are by Black Writers.
So I guess to start this off, Hi. I usually go by Mimikyu. Currently, I'm writing for Genshin Impact. My most recent fic was Unpacking in the Infirmary.
I really hope to see more people add to this! 💜
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cassynite · 8 months
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the-mechanisms-system · 4 months
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Lol totally not planning my post-semester attention grab isolation to make my friends have to Intentionally reach out and show they care and want me around and also to show that I don't need them and would be fine without them
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carcarrot · 4 months
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i guess im being offered the job lol
#i didnt even have to interview????? here i was worrying about oh god going for an interview#but i guess not???#manager called me just now and was like hey i spoke w the people they want to know if you can start on these dates#like. okay???????#theres a week of training for me to do and then the following week id start at thee job#like an idiot as i was saying bye on the phone i only remembered then that i should have asked if it was PAID training ugh.#im assuming so . but maybe not. idk#im gonna call him back on monday to give my answer#this is it.... i may finally be free of the annoying people....#but like anything i have my trepidations. bc who know if itll work out#well thats life. as the song goes#fortunately im still within the timeframe to change the amount for my commuter benefits pretax card thing#bc the monthly pass id need for the new job#costs like less than half of what i pay now for the bus to ny#crazyyyyy. anyway i gotta do that if i decide to take the job#its more money (a little. but still more. ok its like a dollar and 4 cents more. which not a lot but still)#i get more sleepytime (always good) and im saving on commuting#plus ill only have to pay nj (and federal) taxes. instead of also paying ny yay. thats good#sorry again weighing the pros and cons onstage here#UH. what else#well a shorter commute is good but it means less reading/music listening time#although ive only resumed reading recently lol#idk. well then i could read at home and not worry about my books getting messed up#these past couple weeks ive been :( that the like 70-something year old paperback ive been taking is getting a bit rougher#only a little. but yesterday it got a bit wet bc my bag got soaked in the rain#why am i taking a super old book to work well i dont know what to tell you we have some old books#ok getting off topic. everything seems good about the new job so fuck dude i guess ill go for it#finally free of the stupid people here.... on to new stupid people (undoubtedly)#well it's probably all good then but unfortunately i always worry what if it isnt. hm
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