#jane & ethan

[helyiios]

Most unserious team how did they even get anything done

[geekgirl750]

Okay but you don't understand in every universe Paul and Emma find each other and in every universe Lex and Ethan lose each other and I don't know how to deal with it

[helyiios]

team hunt + ilsa tweets p1

[cerealcruncherr]

HOMESTUCK TEXTPOSTST!!! majority of these are messages from mine and @robo-boy dms,,, also this is part one!! so much more to come!!!!

[ace7librarian]

Just a casual reminder Tom Houston and Tony Green are old friends.

Tom probably knew Ethan since he was a little boy.

When he sees Ethan die in black friday, that's not just his student.

[zombi3-bit3z]

Ok so as the mbav fandom we collectively agree we don’t reallt want a continuation or a reboot but what if we got a Jane spin-off of Grandma Weir teaching Jane to be a witch (which I believe was said in the show but could’ve just been a popular hc) while the events of season 3 happen in the background also it’s all animated in The Hollow style

[cubile-animussy]

how i think mbav characters would react to you asking for their pronouns:

"I use she/her, thanks for asking." She's the only normal one here.

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"Well, I'm Jesse, and I go by-" bites your fucking neck

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"Uhhhh, she- they- he/him! he/him."

(it's not even that he's in the closet okay he might be but that's not why it's just that he's socially awkward enough to accidentally misgender himself. pronoun circles are hell for him bc his first instinct is to treat it like ice breakers and copy the person before him. one time he got called they/them for like a week because he made the mistake of replying on autopilot. eventually he corrected everyone but the entire time he was like "I sure hope this doesn't awaken anything in me.")

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"My pronouns? 519-341-7831. You'll probably have to write them down to remember them, eh?"

(he's deeper in the closet than those fucking kids in Narnia. gayass screencap courtesy of @bettyweir)

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you'll never know. you don't even have the balls to approach her.

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he responds with anyone of his self-appointed nicknames. if you ask again he'll go "OHHHH. you can call me ~" and then just names another one off the list. No one knows how to refer to Rory and that's the way he likes it ("vampire ninja will not be perceived"). It also gets people to start using his nicknames, which is a plus. gender euphoria unlocked via being a dumb blond menace.

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"She/her. Why? Are you Ethan's friend? Are you gay? Is he gay?"

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"How do I know you're not going to use this information to hex me?"

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BONUS:

(does not know what pronouns are) "oh, it's pronounced stuh-KOW-skee. with a 'K' sound, not a 'Ch' sound. then it'd be stuh chow skee, and chow is for puppies, and i'm not a puppy, I'm a dog- well, i'm not actually a dog. But if I were, I'd be a dog. like an adult dog. well not like an adult person that's also a dog, but a dog that's grown up. but not like a super big one either that makes you say 'is that a dog fully a dog?' I'd just be like, a man dog. a dog man. wait, that's not what i-"

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screams

[arrowheadedbitch]

Jane is such a good character, I love her

Ethan saves the world and his payment is to lose 20 bucks to make sure his little sister doesn't tattle

[helyiios]

stupid fucking idiots. a nose gets broken. luther spills his margarita.

[incorrect-sk-universe]

*in a 7-11 parking lot*

Tom: Hi Ethan, what's up?

Ethan: Oh, just going to the [nervous glance at the store sign] -4

[full-of-rtc-references]

Party rock is in the house tonight, everybody just-

splatoon 3 is ending

the people in hatchet field may never escape the eternal death loop they're in

Emma and Paul may never get together, Ethan and lex may never be able to go to florida

Jane Doe may never know who she actually is

Ted may never be able to get free from tinky's torment

Richie and Ruth may be stuck in a eternal death loop forever

the YouTubers we grew up with actually have kids now, and they have real lives

[safehousebooze]

Some studies, trying to get better at coloring and lighting and all that!! (refs are screenshots from Ghost Protocol)

[silamander]

Curt Mega as Tony Green (Ethan's dad from Jane's a car), do you see the vision?

[issela-santina]

Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol

aka

oh don't bother me I'm not here for the jazzy prison riot, I'm here to talk to my wife, Simon Pegg, through the surveillance camera

Nicholas Angel looks like he could impersonate Lady Margot Fenring but the mask maker said no and died on him

Jeremy Renner's dream come true: shouting at Tom Cruise

Paula Patton doing the impossible: kicking ass in a mini pencil dress

(this bullet point is specifically dedicated to the brain cell in me who pretends it's a DJ and who decided to play „Sandstorm“ by Darude)

what we need is an explanation about at which point Benji underwent an aesthetic twink death DILF birth between this movie and Rogue Nation

Bogdan and Ethan are actually shippable but so are Ethan and Sidorov. imagine your enemies to lovers

The Impossibles [insert the swelling horns from the scene where Mr. Incredible found out about the deaths of his fellow supes]

EVERYTHING IS BROKEN. THE GADGETS. THAT BITCH WHO KILLED MY COLLEAGUE THAT I KICKED OFF THE TALLEST TOWER IN THE WORLD. KURT HENDRICKS. ME (almost)

Brad Bird seeks revenge on Pixar

Paula Patton looks great in aquamarine actually

“and I catch you” (Branji can I ship?)

Brandt tries to be tough but ends up being a cinnamon roll

Michael Giacchino's punny score saga, I lost count

Pluto is still a planet to me, Benji!!

how to straight flirt with a rich af bigwig who thinks every guy you hang out with is your bf

the sweaty Brandt shot hits different when you survive a heat wave

“oh I thought it was a bigger org but it's just two guys and one of them is a hopeless atomic sadboi”

Benji confesses his love to Ethan and shares his condolences about Julia in the fucking Kremlin. from Russia with love

“next time, I seduce the rich guy” oh Brandt don't you worry ;)

the one true MVP here is the airbag in that BMW Ethan used to nosedive to Hendricks's nuke case

Luther judging Ethan for saying MISSION: ACCOMPLISHED out loud is all of us

Benji truly has autism and it shows. his mouth is his third hand. he's in missions because Ethan likes him back. he sometimes mantra-izes his words into something worth repeating. shaky but focused

omg. Julia. alive. she knows. that her husband's new boyfriend is also a bit protective of her by extension

[yourlocalenbyreblogs]

i love how creative everyone is when covering janes head like guyss 😭 drawing the whole group and finding a fun way to cover her head its just so fun!!!

[albaharu]

Let's play a little choose your adventure M:I edition >:3

The 2 more voted will be the player characters, the one least voted will be kidnapped by the baddies.