Roy, mumbling: You're perfect in every way.
Jason: What?
Roy: I SAID THAT YOU'RE TERRIBLE AND PROBABLY GAY!!
Roy, under his breath: please be a little gay.
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Can I request Jason Todd x reader x Roy harped smut? Reader accepting their proposition as a continuation from the last jayroy/reader Drabble?
The Drabble Anon is talking about is here.
"Worn out already, Jaybird," Roy teases, watching the other man, his head on your stomach, half asleep. Sated. Content.
"If he's not, I am," you pant, taking Roy's hand and kissing it.
Roy tutted and wrapped himself around you on your other side, burying his face in your hair and kissing your head. "Lazy," he mocked without any real heat.
"And sore," you pout, making Jason turn his head and smudge a wet kiss against the skin of your belly.
"We'll be more gentle next time," he promised, warming to the feel of soft kisses, enjoying your soft contented noises.
"Next time?" you hum.
"Yeah, darlin'," Roy drawled, stroking your hair, taking Jason's cue to start bringing you down. Lavishing softer attentions on you. Kissing the red, angry-looking love bites they'd left on you. Soothing them softly. "You're ours now, Sweetheart."
"But what about-"
"Don't you worry your pretty little head," Jason hums, "We like sharing."
"At least with each other," Roy added, kissing your nose.
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jason's tinder profile??? what????
looking for: my partner in crime
.......yanno what i won't even go into my jayroy tirade here. this bit is not exclusive to one gender and i'm just gonna focus on that ty 🙏
You should NOT go out with me if you: think Batman is Gotham's greatest superhero. He doesn't even make top 10.
1) who IS gotham's greatest hero then?? 👀☕️
2) who are the other 9 in this list?? 👀😂
(the best part about this is that gotham has so many vigilantes, some of whom aren't directly associated with the batfamily. so there's a strong possibility that half of this list could be people in not in jason's family, who he named just so he could piss his siblings off LMAO)
this year, i really want to: forsake humanity
WHO TALKS LIKE THIS?? YOU DRAMATIC LITTLE SHIT 😂😂😂😂
and finally read every book I've bought
ok same /o\
all that being said mr jason todd sir i am Single and im free on Thursday night and would like to hang out. Please respond to this and then hang out with me on Thursday night when I'm free.
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New things dropped on Thursday that I've been really looking forward to (slayers: a buffyverse story, the fall of the house of usher) but I spent yesterday rewatching queen's gambit and I've spent today reading my favorite JayRoy fics. Literally hundreds of thousands of words. I could've read two full length fantasy novels. I could've read the fantasy novel I have by my bed right now. But no, @pluckyredhead has fics I haven't reread yet this month, so that's what I did instead
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6000!! FOLLOWERS!!!!! THANK YOUUUUUUU!!!!! i meant 6001!!!!! that one person is special ^w^
I OMG I AM SO THANKFUL EVEN THO I HAVENT DONE MUCH!!
I now announce the FREE REQUESTS!!!!! but only for a short time since i am getting slower and all ;w; sorry...
dates is from now up til japan time thursday 24th noon! i will post up another one saying requests are closed!!! oh and please dont miss this post!!!
please do avoid: jayroy jaydick klance (i ship lance with hunk >//<) and more i do have more (i just forgot what they were) i will message you if i feel uncomfortable with.
i also accept ocs as well!
and again, THANK YOU EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!
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Roy: That's not funny.
Jason: I thought it was funny.
Roy: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.
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Jason: It’s quick, it’s easy, and it’s free: pouring river water in your socks!
Roy: Why would I do that?
Jason: It’s quick, it’s easy, and it’s free!
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