#johnny & money

[tube-tarling]

Making terrible financial decisions is my passion

[guardianofthedawn]

Kung Lao: *bursts into the training room* I knew it, you two were having sex!

Johnny Cage: *looks up from wrapping his hands*

Kenshi: *not breaking stance* We were? Why didn’t you tell me Johnny, I would’ve put my sword down.

[cryxdraws]

Judging by my feed, it’s the DP anniversary. Good time to post this commission then, huh?

[sandpapersnowman]

Johnny Berchtold shot by ALLTHEDEADBOYS (Carter Smith), August 2023, serving us a safety pin necklace with three glow in the dark pony beads on it

(full photoshoot is HERE)

[peapeapeapa]

Fantastic Four

[ghouljams]

Sorry I just caught up on your blog and fae soap is making me beam. I can she one of those silly scooby doo montages of him racing around trying to resolve debts and keep even with hooks with you. You’re just so carefree and generous but he’s determined to have you on even footing

I love Fae!Soap, but he is absolutely not trying to stay even with his darling! He just knows what to say to get his hooks in her, like I said he's an expert on trapping humans. He tells his darling to pay him back to test his hold on her, see if his tethers took hold. None of the fae boys are particularly interested in having equal footing with their darlings.

Still, I do think Fae!Soap's darling is better at keeping up with her debts than other Darlings. Or at least she looks better at it, but really she's just feeding the leannan sidhe.

"What's this?" Soap asks tugging the little paper bound notebook from your bag. You grab for it and he holds it out of your reach, thumbing it open.

"It's nothing, it's stupid, give it back," You tell him quickly, grabbing his other arm to try and pull him down. He just holds your notebook higher.

"If it's nothing then why do you care?" His free hand moves quickly, wrapping around your grabbing hand to hold it still, before he thinks better of it and twists it behind your back tugging you against his side. He's not hurting anything but your pride, but boy does that sting.

"It's not-" He hums cutting you off. Stopping you from saying the magic words, 'it's not polite.'

"These are good," His fingers tighten around your wrist, "Really good." You glance over your shoulder at him, watching him smile as he flips through sketch upon sketch of him. His face, his hands, eyes, smile, the way his muscles move, the way he catches the light, all neatly detailed in your meticulous cross hatching and obsessive line work. His hand on you burns and so do your cheeks.

"That's enough, I'm really-" You feel all his attention slide onto you, the heat of him as he moves to press against your back, holding your open notebook in front of you. Making sure you know he's seen the filth that's been occupying your mind. His lips brush against the shell of your ear as you turn to keep your eyes off the page he'd stopped on.

"Really what, hen?" His voice in your ear is low and promising, "looking for a live demonstration of what you're drawin'?"

[killerpancakeburger]

Me thinking about BF!Soap x Reader & BFF!Ghost dynamic:

it can be like this: Reader and Ghost acting like a divorced couple who has shared custody of Soap

But it can also be like this: Soap and Reader being both troublemakers (I GET US INTO TROUBLE tshirts) and blasé Ghost (I GET US OUT OF TROUBLE tshirt) carrying one under each arm post-shenanigans for RTB

Ghost's height difference with the other two makes me also picture Ghost holding em by the scruff like a pair of unruly kittens 💀🐱 (for full animal metaphore Im imagining Ghost as a Wolf. All black except the skull on his face/furr?)

[probably-a-plant-thing]

im on some level of mental illness, I tracked him down in the Halloween episode

He's literally only here for like 10 frames but I FOUND YOU, YOU ROACH. NOW I KNOW YOUR OUPRLE.

[dice-of-rolling]

Keanu Reeves using his Porsche to pick up his Christmas tree is so fucking funny to me

[spockvarietyhour]

Don't know that I will but until I can find me A girl who'll stay and won't play games behind me I'll be what I am A solitary man Solitary man

[goozeghost]

Shitty lil mini comic bc im died 🫠

[zappedbyzabka]

Oh he says :3 he says :3 and ♡ often

[tarmac-rat]

A nomad and her brain tumor walk out of the city...and into a bar

Very lucky and blessed to have a friend in @janeofthechoir12, who offered to snap photos of Riley decked out with some of the mods that I've had my eyes on over the 3 years I've played this game.

It's baffling to see my V actually in the way that I picture her in my head (minus the more heavy stuff I'd need to mod myself) but damn, she looks so good and if I go on any longer I might start tearing up a bit so I'm just gonna see myself off lol 🥲 💙

Check out Em's Tumblr and their work on AO3 if you get a chance! Their V/OCs Ambrosia and Mika are a DELIGHT I give them chocolates on the daily.

Clothing, hair, eye, accessory, and pants mods all linked here

[merry-andrews]

Ok BUT WHAT if Johnny and Kenshi different first meeting (warning for mentioning drugs);

when Johnny's visiting Japan (Kenshi is a Yakuza member in this au!) And this superstar, this gorgeous man approaches him in one of fancy clubs (also belongs to gangsters) and flirts with him openly, he buys Johnny drinks and before he knows, Johnny drags him in bathroom, makes two lines of cocains, Johnny gets high so fast (you never get used to drugs) while Kenshi's still sober (he's a criminal after all, it takes more than one line to get him high) and they make out in the bathroom, Johnny pulls him in one of stalls and drop on his knees as Kenshi caresses his face, runs fingers through soft, brown strands of hair...💕

[mangowafflesss]

Hear me out…

141 in a bank heist.

Thank you for listening.

[nashvillethotchicken]

"Lestat would get woken up by the macarena" "No he'd get waken up by dubstep" "No he'd get waken up by Call Me Maybe" You fool's. You absolute fools. Lestat is buried/out in the dump of New Orleans, a city that's 60 percent black. He's getting woken up by Back That Azz Up by Juvenile