#join my cult

[marry-me-mello]

IT MAKES ME WANT TO COMMIT A CRIME WHENEVER I DRAW HIS HAIR BC IT TAKES FOREVER

ESPECIALLY DIGITALLY I JUST-*throws drawing tablet across room and burns sketchbook*

[radicaldadood]

Familiar.

[lord-alex12]

Hehe Furby shoe :)

[orang-urtle]

join me in the choas

@ ppl if u reblog :D spread this to as many ppl as possible!

@yumeyumeappleo @yumeyleo @redak-ted @bucket-of-nickels @pommigranite @ronachan205 @explodingsoda @explodingpop @zee-rambles

[hidden-scarlet-whispers]

Firm believer that I am simply God of Osiris

[thecultofthomasthetankengine]

"average person joins 7 cults a year" factoid is actually a statistical error, average person only joins one cult called the Cult of Thomas the Tank Engine. Terms tanktrain, who lives in a train station and joins 10 million cults a year is an outlier and should not be included

[radomfandombinger]

I just got the new EA in my class to watch rtc. I’m starting a cult of followers for rtc. Who wants to join?

[lovecraftianirk]

Hey...hey humans! Do you wanna join my cult? Please? I have pizza...and uh...soda! And video games!

[gummybearthemii]

Hey guys feel free to join this also um ye

[vriskakinnieaynrand]

it's cool when church congregations up and invent their own language and speak it amongst themselves. that should happen more i think. my high school friend group did this but then most of us got expelled for unrelated reasons and i dropped out and one guy left the country and another guy got into heroin and moved to tanzania and the guy who ran our irc server got sent to a CIA torture chamber (real) so it never really went anywhere

[marry-me-mello]

oh boy I am on a roll today folks

I feel so joyous so it's time to ruin the lives of fictional characters

With more Jekyll and Hyde headcanons

Featuring Einfield bc he's basically been forgotten

SPEAKING OF EINFIELD HE HOOKED UP WITH POOLE ONCE BUT THAT'S A SECRET

Utterson and Einfield have matching bowties. They're pink and sparkly and they never wear them in public but always when they hang out at Utterson's house or smth

Hyde throughly enjoys wearing dresses so he has a lot of those hidden away somewhere

(Like some bugs bunny type shit where he wears a dress and everyone's like 'where's Hyde and who is this lady')

Jekyll sometimes hides in corners at parties and stares ominously at people

Utterson categorized his Halloween candy as a kid by color, how much he liked it, etc

Lanyon and Jekyll kind of just ate all theirs the second they got it

And Hyde beats kids up on Halloween and takes their candy.

Side note-Jekyll's that bitch who hands out toothbrushes and shit on Halloween. Hyde takes over his body and gives out actually good candy. And then beats the kids up.

Lanyon was once attacked by a dog. He acts like it's some big bad pitbull but it was a shih tzu. It jumped out of the purse and tried to eat his face.

The shih tzu was Hyde's. Its name is Princess Badass and it gets along well with Whiskers.

Jekyll had a mullet when he was a kid for like a year or so.

Hyde keeps trying to grow his hair out and then sees something sharp and just cuts it again (like ME)

This turned into half Halloween ranting but whatever I fucking like Halloween. And don't know how to spell shih tzu.

[milkboxcat]

Hello tumblr, meet my angry cloud 🌩️😾

[lord-alex12]

Would you be interested in joining my cult?

[aubrey17c]

I start school in two days

Ahsoka premiers in one day

The lord is testing me

[orang-urtle]

FIXED IT SO ITS NOT ONLY DISCORD ILL DO ANYTHING JUST JOIN

[moldyarethegeese]

geese have teeth

geese have teeth on their tongues <3 geese have geesy necks <3 geeses want to kill all <3

JoIn ThE gEeSeVoLuTiOn

THAT IS THE REQUEST OF THE KING OF THE VOID