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Reese as a Sea Bunny faunus?

~At a Certain Kind of Establishment

Reese: *Sees jaune* Oh, you're-

Velvet: Hello Sir! Are you having a good time?

Jaune: Uh, Pardon? Well .. Yeah!

Reese: Heh ...

Reese: *Walking over to Jaune and Velvet* Leave this to me! you can help someone else!

Velvet: Huh? But ...

Reese: It's alright!

Velvet: Oh- okay ... alright then ...

*Velvet leaves*

Reese: *Turns to Jaune* Are you having a good time

Reese: With another "Bunny" Girl?

Jaune: *Thoroughly intimidated* No! I mean- I- I'm sorry?

Fun Fact! Zelda Wynn Valdes and Latvian émigrée designed/tailored the bunny suit to help enhance and show off the figure for the playboy bunny waitresses in the penthouse! However, they didn't take into account that the guest would be in leather armchairs which is lower than a a regular chair that sit at tables which lead to spillage (and not from the drinks) so the bunny dip was a technique to help by leaning back a little slightly bending the knees and serving drinks and/or food behind them.

~Later~

Jaune: I don't understand how people can have preferences between Humans and Faunus ... We're all pretty much the same.

Neptune: ha! you say things like that, people are gonna think you're picking a fight!

Reese: *Going to serve another customer* Oh hey!

Jaune: *Blushing*

Reese: You're back again! Good to see you! Have fun!

Jaune: Y-Yeah! haha ...

Jaune: *Ahem* L-like I was saying I don't understand why people have preferences ...

Neptune: ... Face the facts man.

Sea Bunnies, or Jorunna Parva, have a set of organs resembling Lagomorphic ears near their 'face.' However, they are not hearing organs, but more akin to Scent organs. Their "tails" are external gills.

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Jaune: Hey! Excuse me, are you Miss bunnygirl?

Reese: *beginning to run away* Sorry! You've mistaken me for someone else!

Jaune: Wait! !ou might fall if you suddenly-

Reese: *thud* Ouch!

Jaune: ... Run.

Jaune: *Helping her up* Hey, are you alright? Why did you start running?

Reese: Well, i'm ... not used to getting recognized in casual clothes ...

Jaune: ...? But I usually see you in a bunny suit though?

Reese: There's a separation between work and normal life.

Jaune: ... I'm Jaune by the way. It's nice to officially meet you.

Reese: ... you can call me Reese.

Sea Bunnies come in many colors, but all of them are covered in dark-tipped papillae.

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Reese: Hey, how about a game? Whoever loses has to grant the other persona wish!

Jaune: Uh, Okay!

Reese: Rock! Paper! Scissors! Shoot!

Jaune: *Throws paper* ...

Jaune: Reese? Why didn't you extend your hand?

Reese: *Slowly raises her fist* Oh No~ I lost. It seems I'll have to grant you a wish~

Jaune: ... Did you lose on pur-

Reese: NO! Of course not!

Sea bunnies prey on Toxic Sponges. Some of these Toxins are used in Cancer Treatments.

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Jaune: *carrying groceries for Reese* You're cute when you're not working Reese!

Reese: Ah ... Really?

~At her apartment~

Jaune: So do I just set these here, or- WHEN DID YOU CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES?

Reese: *in her bunny suit* You said I was cute? *Slams apartment door shut* Right?

Reese: As of right now, I will be working~

Jaune: W-WaiT!

Sea Bunnies are hermaphrodites. when mating, the pair will interlock their genitalia and exchange sperm.

~~~~~

Reese: *Serving Jaune a Drink*

*CLICK*

Reese: Huh?

Jaune: Ah! Aw, the power went out! Hang on, Ill get the

Announcement: Attention dear Customers, there seems to be an issue with the electricity. Please be patient while we fix it.

Jaune: ... I'll ... Turn the flashlight on on my phone- I left it on the table somewhere ...

Reese: Here, let me help look for it to-

*Gentle Squish*

Reese: Uwah!

Jaune: Ah! What happened?

*CLICK*

Jaune: Oh! The lights are back!

Reese: *Holding her hands to her chest*

Jaune: Huh? What's wrong?

Reese: *Blushing against her anger* Patrons Are not allowed to touch the girls at the bar!

Jaune: What Happened?!?

[howlingday]

Clerk: Will that be a couple's seat, sir?

Jaune: Oh, no thanks. We're just frie-

Ilia: (Grabs Jaune)

Jaune: Wha-

Ilia: (Shoves her tongue down his throat)

Jaune: MMMM! (Reaching out for help)

Clerk: Couple's seat it is.

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Nora: Hey Jaune~ Want a glass of milk?

Jaune: Sure!

Jaune: *Sips* Mmm! This is really good! Where'd you get it?

Nora: *Bouncing her breasts* It's homemade~

Jaune: *Pause*

Nora: Jaune?

Jaune: *Slams the rest of the glass* Do you have more?

Nora: *Blushing* Uh! Yep! Totally!

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Ruby: Honey, do you want to go to somewhere tomorrow?

Jaune: Sounds great Where do you want to- oh, sorry I have plans tomorrow so we might need to go out another time.

Ruby: Hmm!

Jaune: ... Babe?

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Jaune: *Looking desiccated* I C-Can't come out today ...

Ruby: He'll see you soon~

[howlingday]

Yang: Hey, Jaune~! Want some milk?

Jaune: Milk? Uh, sure? (Drinks) Mm, pretty good. Where'd you get it?

Yang: (Grabs breasts) It's homemade~.

Jaune: (Sputters, Wipes tongue)

Yang: HAHAHA! HOLY CRAP, YOUR FACE! Aah... You're too easy sometimes, you know that, Jaune?

Jaune: (Blushing) Yeah, yeah...

[howlingday]

Nocturnal Ruby

Inactive all day...

Jaune: Oh, you're awake? I'm making dinner, so it should be ready by the time you're done getting ready.

Ruby: Mngh...

Active all night...

Ruby: Jaaaaaaaune~. (Tugging on his shirt) Play with me~.

Jaune: (Thinking) Please, no. I have to get up early tomorrow.

Ruby: I know you're awake, Jaune~.

Jaune: ...Crap.

[howlingday]

Jaune: Hey, are you still playing video games? You should go outside and take a walk. Get some fresh air.

Ilia: No. I'm playing right now. If you want to go for a walk, then go ahead. Get enough fresh air for the both of us. I'll be right here when you get back.

Jaune: Nah, nah, nah. You should go for a walk and get some exercise, instead of sitting around inside all day and all night- WAH?!

Ilia: (Grabs his face with her tongue, Kisses him) That was your first warning to stop lecturing me. Do it again, and I'll kiss you even deeper!

Jaune: (Panting) Geez, you're such a...

[howlingday]

Penny: The new software I ordered has arrived!

Ruby: New software?

Penny: Yes, and I got them in a bundle!

Penny: There is the "doting older sister" module, which provides maximum comfort and support regardless of any and all prior failed attempts. Headpats will occur more.

Penny: There is the "Tsunderehimebaka" module, which allows for distant and professional pursuits to be primarily focused during certain hours, followed by awkward and nervous cooldown periods of recharge.

Penny: I also have "impish devil," "childhood bestie," "puppy love," and many more!

Ruby: Why did you order these?

Penny: Do you not want to try them?

Ruby: ...Well, since you already have them, could we try the, uh, big sister one?

[howlingday]

Blake: Oh, Jaune! You're he-

Velvet: Are you having a good time~?

Jaune: H-Huh? Uh, I guess?

Blake: ...

Blake: I got this one, Velv. I think I saw Coco over there with the rest of your team.

Velvet: Oh, thanks, Blake! (Hurries off)

Blake: Anytime~!

Blake: ARE YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME WITH ANOTHER GIRL?

Jaune: U-Uh, n-no- yes- Er, ma-maybe? I-I'm sorry!

Blake: Looks like someone needs some PUNISHMENT~.

Jaune: W-Wait! What are you doing with that cylinder?! No, wait- PLEASE!

[howlingday]

Ilia: Hey! Let's go out to eat!

Jaune: Uh, I'm kind of working on something.

Ilia: It'll be on me!

Jaune: Mm, alright.

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Ilia: Two cheeseburgers, please!

Cashier: And how will you be paying?

Jaune: Oh, she's pay... ing.

Ilia: (Gone)

Jaune: Fucking chameleon...

Ilia: He he he...

Jaune: Don't laugh!

[howlingday]

Cardin: (In a Faunus maid girl cafe) I don't understand why people are so interested in Faunus girls.

Jaune: Cardin, this is how you get into fights.

Velvet: Cardin~! You're back already? It's so good to see you again! Hope you have fun~!

Cardin: Y-YEAH! (Ahem!) Y-Yeah, you too... Haha...

Jaune: ...

Cardin: ...I-I don't understand why people are so interested in Faunus girls.

Jaune: Face the facts already.

[howlingday]

Ruby: This is it, Yang! Today is the day we take you down!

Yang: Heh... You can try.

Neo: (Grabs Yang's arm)

Ruby: (Grabs Yang's leg) TAKE THIS!

Nora: (Grabs Yang's leg) HYAH!

Weiss: (Grabs Yang's arm) YOU CAN'T BEAT US!

Yang: (Relaxing) Ah... This is heaven...

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Bird!Faunus Ruby: Good Morning Honey! Would you like an Egg?

Jaune: Sure! Thanks!

Jaune: This is pretty good! I thought we were out though. Did you go get some?

Ruby: ...

Jaune: But then why would there be one egg?

Ruby: ...

Jaune: Why is there only one Egg Ruby?

[watcher-servant]

Jaune:

Cardin: what why are you looking at ne like that?!

Jaune: Got caught lacking....though that's rich coming from me.

Cardin: (In a Faunus maid girl cafe) I don't understand why people are so interested in Faunus girls.

Jaune: Cardin, this is how you get into fights.

Velvet: Cardin~! You're back already? It's so good to see you again! Hope you have fun~!

Cardin: Y-YEAH! (Ahem!) Y-Yeah, you too... Haha...

Jaune: ...

Cardin: ...I-I don't understand why people are so interested in Faunus girls.

Jaune: Face the facts already.