#juno martin

[quest-draws]

[image ID. two simple figures sitting on chairs. The person on the left is labelled "Repressed nerds struggling under the weight of their profound loneliness". They are shaking and digging their nails into their legs while staring intensely at the other person.

The person on the right is labelled "hot idiot who can't shut up". They are swinging their legs and gesturing with their arms, looking off to the side while sweat drips down their face. End ID]

I think I finally boiled down what my favourite ship dynamic is.

Bonus with some specific ships

[Image ID. the first image used as a template for four different ships; Lan Zhan and Wei Wuxian, Harrowhark and Gideon, Nureyev and Juno, and Martin and Jon. End ID.]

[mollspeak]

shipping two characters you love equally is difficult because on one hand, you want them both to be happy, but on the other, you want one of them to be put in danger and the other one to go absolutely batshitfucking insane to get them back

[urjover]

love that every new listener of tpp coming from tma immediately clocks that jupeter are sluts and whores, esp compared to four season long office yaoi slowburn jonmartin. it gets worse. you haven't even gotten to the next episodes yet. Juno Slut-eel. Peter Whoreyev. (Whore-eyev). and they're in love. immediately

[imawriternotamagican]

My character development is that I just get progressively gayer as I listen to more podcasts

[mrbango]

Why do all the best podcast have a gay couple where one is a very well dressed, (mostly) put together sunshine puppy and the other is the most grimy little goblin man who is also the dampest wettest cat character ever.

[alice-dyers-spouse]

the supporting main character in a podcast urge to fall head over heels in love with the most emotionally unavailable character in the whole podcast

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character — Scripted Bracket — Round 4

Propaganda

Peter Nureyev (The Penumbra Podcast: Juno Steel):

His character is the reason the term "Homme Fatale" became a thing

Homme fatale, living by the mantra of be gay, do crime. V secretive and just the right amount of flirty. Also I love him

He’s a slutty master thief who slept with a detective he went on 1 date(murder case) with and then fell ass over tea kettle in love. Literally can’t think of anything sexier

Mabel Martin (Mabel):

the girl half-burning!!! the bitch queen of hell!!! dead girl walking!!! rot-hearted girl!!!! consort to king anna limon!!!! lesbian icon!!!!

Who is doing it like Mabel Martin? No one. She's a lesbian. She is the lamb, and the knife. She is so loved that god herself tore a hole between worlds to find her again. She tore out her own veins to bargain with the house that holds her. She is the girl half-burning, she kept a bullet that came out of her (it was hers. she birthed it), she is the Labyrinth. And she is the Minotaur.

a vote for Mabel is a vote for insane codependent lesbians everywhere 👍 also for women with large noses (the hottest of women)

Art of Mabel from @kayleerowena.

[whatdoyoumeanishouldntbitehim]

dude the whiplash that it is to go from prudish ace “Martin where are your trousers” Jonathan Sims too whore of a lady “oh yeah you what’s your name” make out-with-a-man-in-two-episodes Juno Steel is just literally insane

[legendary-dumpster-fire]

The Magnus Archives as TBH Creatures Created By Someone Who Definitely Isn't An Artist (which means the shittiness is pretty much on purpose)

Disclaimer: before you go about saying "but what about [insert character here]???" I am not finished drawing them all, I will be adding to this post as I complete them

All of these files are already transparent, so yall can use these as discord stickers and emotes and whatnot, but just make sure to credit me!

First we have Jon + Martin

and then a gay version

next we have Elias + Peter

and naturally I had to make a divorce meme

heres my version of Michael pre-Distortion

(i dont have a post-distortion yet, am currently working on that)

Gerry

and then for you doorkeay shippers out there

and here are the rest, in order: Tim, Basira, Daisy, Melanie, and Melanie after MAG 154: Bloody Mary

oh, and one more, as a treat:

Feeter Lukas (the girls who get it, get it)

Enjoy these cursed images, and do with them what you will.

[the-acer-scientist]

Peter “I am alone. I will not forget that again” Nureyev versus Martin “I am in love and I will not forget that” Blackwood

[jonathan-swims]

wow fictional podcasts are so good i wish gay people were real

[junomothart]

Scottish safehouse period snuggles

(I could not be bothered to even attempt to draw hands properly)

[mechanical-v1scera]

some drawings and doodles (rlly don’t know what to caption this)

[fall3nash2339]

They're all currently being redrawn and I like the redrawn versions more

[rockosaur]

Podcast happiness challenge