#just imagine thiS

[sohannabarberaesque]

Imagine, if you will, this setup:

Per Kermit Schafer's "Pardon My Blooper!" collations of broadcasting erratum:

"Tonight, your civic station brings you a summertime treat! We take you to Central Park, where you'll hear an appalling programme of dance music."

(The original delivered in a somewhat posh-sounding voice, know)

Followed by a quick cut to The Banana Splits' "One Banana, Two Banana" theme, a/k/a "The Tra-La-La Song."

[z-spy]

OK SO I HAVE A HC ABOUT DANIEL HAD A BOYFRIEND AND WHILE HE WAS IN AN EXPEDITION THAT GUY WROTE HIM A LETTER ABOUT THEIR BREAK UP BECAUSE DANIEL IS TOO DISTANT AND DOESNT TELL HIM ABOUT HIMSELF AND THEN WHEN DANNY READ THAT IN THE CASTLE BRENNENBURG HE STARTED TO CRY AND THE WHOLE CASTLE DROWNED IN HIS TEARS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭AND THEN ALEXANDER SAILED TO HIM TROUGH THIS OCEAN AND LECTURED HIM

[crippling-pages]

Tam and Keefe =

✨~dRaMa qUeEnS~✨

[puppyeared]

filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

[ladychlo]

Motaz Azaiza interviewed by Ajstream after fleeing Gaza, please do watch the whole interview...

[rivetgoth]

It's honestly crazy that discussion around testosterone HRT skews so much towards the beginning stages of it (to the point that you have dozens of guys thinking their transition is "failed" if they don't pass by like a year in lol) and what the initial changes of the first couple of months to years look like, like the classic laundry list of those early basic changes like bottom growth, voice drop, etc, when IMO literally none of that compares remotely to the depth and intensity of the long term total masculinization you start to experience like 3-5+ years in.

[spinaholi]

[edgebug]

the thing that sucks most about Joanne Rowling being a terf is that she is actively hurting real life trans people every day.

the second worst thing about joanne being a terf is that the Harry Potter intellectual property is So Much Larger than her. look at the credits for just one of the harry potter movies. every single one of those people put YEARS of time and effort and dare i say love into those films. think of all the people involved in theme park design and operation who put together the wizarding world park lands and detailed them so lovingly and fully

and yet even though the intellectual property of harry potter is so much larger than joanne, she's poisoned the whole well

i feel so. so immensely sorry for every person involved in the harry potter ip who isn't jkr. doubly sorry for every trans person involved. it's fucking sad

[blackwoolncrown]

I get it, I really do, but I feel like ppl w decision paralysis related to Gazans are also suffering from a kind of non-malignant egotism

"who do I decide to give it to? everyone needs help! I can't help them all!"

You're not the only person they're asking!!!!!

If you choose one person to help that day, a bunch of other ppl choose others

stopping to overthink your inflated importance as an individual versus one in many is what's giving you paralysis

the more you burden yourself as an incapable hero the less you all act as a group-- which is the exact answer you're looking for

fkn close your eyes, scroll on OOB and donate to whoever you click on first

you're not god, it's not your job to save everyone

JUST DO SOMETHING

[mr-malumm]

Stayed gone but vox narrates his passive aggressive insecure ass scrolling text from the bottom of his broadcast 👊💥📺

[sohannabarberaesque]

Especially when you're, for the sake of this post, The King and Sheena.

[aggressive-positivity-network]

Elliot watching me catch three times my body weight in fish because I spent all my money on that season’s seeds and now I need to make fast fishing money so me and my chickens don’t starve to death.

[urmumhaha]

I wish butch n femme balls existed. Not to b a fucking sap n a massive dyke but wow. Ugh even. Just wanna wear a gown n stilettos n have my honey greet me w a bouquet before we leave n we wear matching or complimentary jewelry n spend hours on my hair and makeup to impress. N then when we get there my honey will spin me around the room for a brief dance before grabbing something to drink, wine for me n whiskey for her, as we chat w other dykes n celebrate butchfemmeness. Or whatever

[camilleflyingrotten]

[juiche]

a moment of peace before the whole world shatters 😇

get your own print here ❤️

[shortmexicangirl]

'can i copy your homework?'

'yeah just don't make it obvious'