#k-ssed

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You x Mal or Elara's Sun x Mal?

Me/static x Mal all the way

:3

[yunogf]

JAEHYUN as CHA MINHO - Ep. 6

[russellius]

GEORGE RUSSELL SUNDAY | 2022 MEXICAN GP © Michael Potts

[softroots]

｡  °    ★            𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑮   ,        @cunninghamcorey​    as    corey  :         i  just  want  to  belong  to  someone .

𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚’𝒓𝒆  𝒍𝒂𝒚𝒊𝒏𝒈  𝒊𝒏  𝒕𝒉𝒆  𝒔𝒎𝒂𝒍𝒍  𝒎𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒐𝒘   by  the  barn  when  he  says  it ,   warm  sunlight  peering  down  at  them  through  the  gaps  of  the  big  apple  tree .    the  pair  had  been      𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐  𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚜 .      something  lili  always  encouraged ,    enjoyed  seeing  the  smile  light  up  his  face  when  he  talked  about  his  hopes  and  wishes .    cozy  dissociation  had  overtaken  her ,     the  moment  felt  safe  enough  for  her  to  not  really  need  to  pay  attention  to  her  surroundings  .     all  that  mattered  was  them .     but  those  words  hit  her  ears ,    and  that  curtain  drops .  she  turns  to  him  fully ,     rolling  over  so  she’s  perched  up  on  her  elbows .    surely  her  dress  will  stain  ,  but  the  actress  doesn’t  care  :     never  has .      eyes  flicker  about  his  face ,   deep  browns  soaking  him  in .    his  freckles ,   his  hair ,   that  gentle  look  in  his  gaze    --    and  her  heart      𝚝𝚞𝚐𝚜  𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗  𝚑𝚎𝚛  𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚜𝚝   ;     a  desperate ,    bleeding  thing  wishing  nothing  more  than  to  abandon  her  body  and  be  seen .    she  doesn’t  notice  the  way  her      𝒃𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉  𝒄𝒂𝒕𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒔  𝒊𝒏  𝒉𝒆𝒓  𝒕𝒉𝒓𝒐𝒂𝒕 ,      or  the  shake  in  her  hands  as  she  reaches  for  his .    all  she  knows  is  she’s  here  with  him ,    and  that’s  more  than  enough .   fingers  mindlessly  trace  patters  on  his  open  palm ,   a  nervous  purse  of  lips  given .       “    well ,    i  think    --    . . .    that     anyone’d     be  lucky  t’have  you .    y’know ?    ”      shoulders  lift  in  the  tiniest  of  shrugs ,   treating  words  as  if  they  shouldn’t  be  a  hard  sell .   to  lilibeth ,   anyways ,   they  weren’t .          “    you’re  a  good  guy ,    corey .     i  think  you’d  make  someone  real  happy .    ”        a  beat ,    and  reddening  cheeks  lift  into  an  shy  smile .     “    whoever  ya’d     wanna  be  with ,    i  mean .    ”

[themindelectricdemo4]

my birthday was awesome checkmate & I well I shan't say

[angelmayi]

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[beetlesayz]

[sweetwriter]

Second Chance

Single dad! Bakugou x Black! Reader

PROLOGUE

The alarm wrings in his ears awaking Bakugou from his slumber. Starng up ap at the ceiling, he turns his head to the empty side of the bed and sighs. Its been a couple of years since everything happened with his ex wife. He doesn’t miss her, but he ,ssed sharing his life with another.

‘No sense in whining.” he sighs to himself.

Bakugou gets up and walks to his kitchen beginning to pack lunches and make breakfast for his daughter

“Kasumi, time to get up.” She groans and opens her eyes, “‘morning papa’ she says with a smile. He smiles back at her. After years of having a sharp edge in his speech and his actions, the sharp edges dulled down a little bit, and he mellowed out. But after everything with his ex wife, he was completely worn out. She drained the life out of him, one of the first and only people he opened himself up to burned him, he didn’t even have the energy to hate the world, he just hated himself. But what could he do, Kasumi is four, in desperate need for stability. He couldn’t fail her by crawling into a ball until the press let him breathe, he had to stay strong and be a hero, even if it was just for Kasumi.

As he gets little Kasumi dressed and ready for pre-k she babbles about her amazing preschool teacher Ms. Y/N. Ms. YN who changes her hair all the time. Everytime get green lights all week she changes the color of her hair. Ms YN who teaches the kids which flowers are edible and which aren’t.

“And t’day, Ms. Y/N is gonna teach us about da moon”

“Oh yeah?”

“Yeah?”

“Yeah”

He drops her off into the class for the first time, since his parents aren’t there anymore. When he walks in the first thing he sees is who he assumes, based on how beautiful Kasumi expresses her to be, Ms. Y/N.

“MS Y/N!!!” Kasumi exclaimed running to one of her teachers.

“Good morning Kasumi” Y/N says with a big smile. Y/N looks up from the little girl hugging her leg to see Pro Hero Dynamight holding Kasumi’s backpack.

“Well well well, looks like I finally get to introduce myself to the exceptional father Kasumi speaks of,” she holds out her hand, “I’m Y/N L/N, I’m Kasumi’s teacher.”

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A/N: Ok- 😭 It’s a lil rough, but I wanted to just start- hopefully the series is going to be good. Thank you for making it this far and reading it.

With love,

Sweetwriter

[mybones2bygdnomad]

Has anyone ever k*ssed a sentai suit's metallic lips?

Is that too hot for tv?

What about when the monsters also have lips ?

Been k*ssed?

[w0nluvrr]

! spoilers for chapter 167 !

+ my feelings cuz this was a ROLLER COASTER of a chapter 😭

first of all, just to provide context, i am obsessed with 002 (he's My Man) i love him as much as one possibly can for a 2d character. and ever since 003 made an appearance in the previous chapter i have spent a whole week praying that she isn't his love interest. and i kid u not 3 panels in after smacking 004 (my 2nd fav character. who is she to do that.) they KISS. when i tell u i physically put my phone down and screamed. 😭

LIKE. WHAT DID THEY HAVE BETWEEN THEM BEFORE?

my reaction ^^

after 5 minutes i was finally able to pick up my phone again and continued reading and woah. they start questioning her! what a dream come true bcuz she is giving me such icky vibes (i promise it's not cuz she k!ssed 002) + she's actually sus!!!! like we cheered!!!!

then 002 starts being mean to her + the rest of the numbers try to defend her (even 004; i was pretty shocked) really really curious about the backstory & her role back in the camp

then finally they revealed that she was the one who led the other numbers when 001 was escaping + that she was the one who killed the other numbers (after accusing 001 of doing it, without knowing that the numbers have met up & built a trust between them already - ha! take that 003!)

wld like to reiterate that i bear some ill-feelings towards 003 (not cuz she kissed 002!) so some comments Might be biased

i've hit the limit for pictures but the last part has 002 & 003 in a shoot-off but then 003 pulls up with a whole army 😭 praying for the numbers to be safe & that 003 's backstory is revealed in coming chapters!!

💭some qns i have wld be 1) why was 003 the one to lead the numbers against 001 and not 002? since 001 was the 'leader' as he was, well, 001, shouldn't 002 be the one to lead the numbers after 001?

2) what is 003 trying to achieve???? world domination ?????

ending the post here cuz i'm tired but WOAH this chapter was so good. and exhausting

[scarlet-fantasies]

hehehe may i please request the hot things that eren does headcanon? 👀🥰 i also really love your writing! they make me smile :))

Hi anon,

Yes, thanks for asking this. And aww, thank you and I'm really glad! I hope this will be just as good. Sorry to keep you waiting tho.

-Scarlet

Hot things Eren does as a bf (Hcs)

::𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬::

***words are censored to respect Tumblr guidelines

sfw & nsfw

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𝑃𝑟𝑜𝑚𝑝𝑡

𝐼𝑛𝑏𝑜𝑥 𝑖𝑠 𝑜𝑝𝑒𝑛

𝐶𝑙𝑖𝑐𝑘 𝑡𝑜 𝑗𝑜𝑖𝑛 --> 𝑇𝑎𝑔𝑙𝑖𝑠𝑡

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© 𝑠𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑙𝑒𝑡-𝑓𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑎𝑠𝑖𝑒𝑠 // 𝑑𝑜 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑎𝑙, 𝑟𝑒𝑢𝑠𝑒, 𝑟𝑒𝑝𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑜 𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑠𝑖𝑡𝑒𝑠. 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑤𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑎𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑜𝑟𝑖𝑔𝑖𝑛𝑎𝑙 𝑢𝑛𝑙𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑤𝑖𝑠𝑒. // 2021-𝑃𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡.

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His aura and appearance

❤️‍🔥So these are things he does that people love and also bad things that can make a guy attractive. The list is ongoing tbh. This is not what I like I’m just adding things that I see and stuff that I know people find attractive about him and etc. ❤️‍🔥Anyways let���s talk about the hot things he does. You’re going to see how obnoxious he is which is part of his charm. Which btw if you want obnoxious bf hcs let me know cause I really want to write about it 😫

❤️‍🔥 This might lean more on the cute side but he does this thing with his eyes that he just looks soft and approachable. ❤️‍🔥He makes you feel like you can tell him things that you wouldn’t tell anyone else so he gives these soft eyes to you.😫💕💕💕 ❤️‍🔥And it’s hella convincing!!! ❤️‍🔥It’s also his voice, it’s usually a soft and low tone and it’s just relaxing. ❤️‍🔥But when it’s in a teasing tone or he wants to be sensual that voice can really make you feel so many things all at once. ❤️‍🔥His attractive voice just kinda lives in your mind rent free and what he says really sticks to you. ❤️‍🔥Like sometimes when he calls you and you don’t check whose calling and answer he answers with his hot voice and you’re like not ready for that. ❤️‍🔥It takes you a second. ❤️‍🔥He has a nice morning voice too 💕👌 ❤️‍🔥And he sleeps shirtless a lot of the time.

Tea$ing

❤️‍🔥There will be plenty of examples of this as I go on but let me just talk about this here a little.

❤️‍🔥He can act like jerk to you which makes him attractive. ❤️‍🔥So when he tea$es it can be hot, i feel it’s “gosh he’s such a jerk, but that’s still attractive” that’s the kind of mindset here when he messes with you. ❤️‍🔥Like one thing he does is making you worry bc he knows that you care so leans his chair back all the time and just smirks when you tell him to stop because he could get hurt. ❤️‍🔥“Awww you worried about me?” ❤️‍🔥He just keeps doing it instead while you watch him and hope he doesn’t actually tip back too far.

❤️‍🔥When you are on the phone/texting him at night you tell him that you have to sleep and it will be like 11:00 and he just thinks it’s silly that you need to sleep. ❤️‍🔥“Awww, you have a bedtime?” ❤️‍🔥“No, I get up early so that’s just when I’m usually tired.” ❤️‍🔥“So, you have a bedtime.” He’d laugh.

❤️‍🔥He gets you to be so worried and confused about something and then he says something smooth to get you to blush. ❤️‍🔥For example, he told you once that he wanted a book once and you weren’t able to get him it and you felt so bad bc you were hoping to get him something. So then you babbled on about how you went all over just to get him the book. ❤️‍🔥“And then the library said it had just sold out there last one to someone else. I came too late to get you it.” You’d frown only for him to grin as leaned in and k!ssed you. ❤️‍🔥“You think about what I say that much don’t you?” He’d smile looking at you. ❤️‍🔥“What?” ❤️‍🔥“Y/n, I already bought the last copy they had. That’s why you didn’t find it.” He’d laugh as he ruffled your hair. ❤️‍🔥“But you said that—“ ❤️‍🔥“I said that because I was testing you, silly girl. I wanted to see what you’d do.” He’d smile, k!ssing you on the cheek. ❤️‍🔥He loves to have you babble on about something while you’re nervous just so he can grin while watching you and think ‘she’s cute’ ❤️‍🔥And then he’d just lean in to k!ss you. ❤️‍🔥He likes interrupting you with k!sses when you speak. Even if you’re reading or whatever.

❤️‍🔥When you two are eating and you have food on the side of your lips he wipes it with his thumb and then licks it off.

❤️‍🔥When he eats a popsicle he eats it in a certain way to make you blush. It’s all purposely done. ❤️‍🔥And he licks his fingers while keeping eye contact. ❤️‍🔥I swear Eren!! ❤️‍🔥Afterwards he just leans into your ear sm!rking and says, “I bet your wet.” ❤️‍🔥“Stop it! You’re gross!” ❤️‍🔥Ok this is more shocking than attractive but he pulls you back by the waistband of your pants if you leave to get something. ❤️‍🔥“Where you going?” He’d sm!rk seeing he got you to blush. ❤️‍🔥He sits relaxed with his legs apart and has you sit on his lap. The worse part is that he points to his crotch to signal you to sit. Like it’s all on purpose ❤️‍🔥“Babe, come sit on me.” ❤️‍🔥When you wear a skirt/dress sometimes he hugs you and then suddenly clutches your ass through your skirt or dress. ❤️‍🔥He likes to lift the hem of it to. Like if you are getting something from a shelf on your tippy toes and he’s behind you he just lifts it up to see. And he knows that if you turn around you’ll just loose your balance. ❤️‍🔥Speaking of which if you walk away to get something in your room or his place and you too are sitting on the floor, Eren puts his leg out when you don’t notice and makes you trip/fall on the floor on purpose to have your skirt ride up. ❤️‍🔥Usually ends up with you accidentally flashing him. “Hey, Y/n, those are cheeky.” ❤️‍🔥“Shut up! You’re the one who tripped me.” You’d say getting up and covering yourself. ❤️‍🔥Other times if you are actually about to fall he does catch you and has the biggest sm!rk on his face bc he knows you were worried about falling. ❤️‍🔥“You’re a really clumsy girl, Y/n.” He’d grin before k!ssing you. ❤️‍🔥Omg he totally grinds against you when he gets the chance or like presses his crotch area on your ass and will playfully thrust his hips when your bent over to get something or whatever.

❤️‍🔥When he’s really horny and can’t wait he’ll walk up to you while your doing something like cleaning, studying, or even just during your free time or whatever and he just asks you if your in the mood. He really says this cause it’s funny to him and bc you are a blushing mess. ❤️‍🔥“Hey Y/n, lets f*ck.” He’d sm!rk knowing he got your draw to drop. ❤️‍🔥You were blushing and had no words tbh. ❤️‍🔥“Aww, you’re embarrassed. Babe, why? I just wanna have s*x.” He’d chuckle still trying to embarrass you. ❤️‍🔥“Because asking for it is weird! Just initiate it instead!” You’d shout, not believing this right now. ❤️‍🔥He’d chuckle, “Relax I was only kidding, I know what you prefer . . .” ❤️‍🔥He’d pause before asking again. “No, but seriously when you’re done can we have sex?” ❤️‍🔥“Eren!” You’d complain, you thought he wasn’t serious but it turns out he was. ❤️‍🔥“What? I’ve been waiting patiently ever since you wore those pants.“ ❤️‍🔥He’d point out your tight pants making you scoff bc he was just so petty. ❤️‍🔥“Plus it’ll help you relax.” He’d add on making your cheeks turn red. ❤️‍🔥“Eren . . .” ❤️‍🔥“C’mon babe you can’t lie and say I don’t relax you. Hmmm? Admit it, you cheeky girl.” He’d tea$e, as he started to poke your sides and tickle you. ❤️‍🔥“Stooop!” You’d laugh but still complain while trying to pry his hands off but they always came back. ❤️‍🔥He mocks you a lot too about how you sound and stuff. Especially when you tell him to stop. And he always wins. ❤️‍🔥Seeing he asks to f*ck you so abruptly it’s not surprising that he touches you abruptly either. Like no really, if you two are sitting on the couch his hands wonder around. And I mean wonder, like his hand will on be your crotch. The rest is history ❤️‍🔥Without warning I know😑 ❤️‍🔥And he won’t stop, you can’t help but react bc he leaves you so hot and bothered by it. ❤️‍🔥He’d have his lips against your ear and as soon as soon as you start to loose yourself, he’d feel accomplished and whisper, “Got you.” He’d sm!rk knowing he made you lose composure around him just like that.

❤️‍🔥Plus he knows you weren’t planning on giving in to him, so hearing you mo@n, whimper and plead told him means he won this time. He does this just to ruin movie night and to get you in the mood. ❤️‍🔥He bites your ear, well he nibbles on it but he does this when you are embarrassed and won’t say anything to him.

❤️‍🔥Cracks his knuckles, some ppl find it attractive so there you go. Plus I think he does it.

When he drives

❤️‍🔥He also drives recklessly on purpose to make you worry. ❤️‍🔥“Eren, we’re going to crash.” ❤️‍🔥“Don’t be baby.” He’d say only to find you clutching on your seat a little. ❤️‍🔥“You’re scared aren’t you?”He'd tea$e further ❤️‍🔥When he is backing up he puts his hand on the back of your seat. ❤️‍🔥And sometimes while he’s driving he steals a k!ssing from you during traffic or at a stoplight. ❤️‍🔥Oh when he has the window rolled down he has his arm out a bit. And you just let think he looks good.

Eye contact

❤️‍🔥If you’re the type of person who can’t keep eye contact because you get shy or whatever he’s going to stare at you when (like the photo above) you keep looking away or when you just don’t look at him while you’re speaking to him or if he’s talking to you.

❤️‍🔥His stare looks cold even tho he’s just kinda growing impatient. Bc he’s tired of the acting cute thing right about now. (Even if you’re not acting and you just feel small rn he’s still going to want you to look at him)

❤️‍🔥“Y/n, look at me.” He sounds a little intimidating from his tone but he only acts the way bc he’s petty and he knows it might make you nervous around him. Which he gets a kick out of.

❤️‍🔥And if you refuse this he’s literally gonna to either turn you to face him by your cheek/lift your chin. Or he’s going to go from side to side to get you to look at him. Whatever it takes.

❤️‍🔥“Y/n~ c’mon. Don’t be shy. I see you everyday. Let me see you’re cute face.”

❤️‍🔥When you link arms with him or grab a hold of his shoulder when walking with him and he just looks over his shoulder at you.

❤️‍🔥He does this all the time usually not even thinking about it and gets your heart fluttering because he always has to look down at you so his hair is in his face a bit.

When he pins you down/against the wall

❤️‍🔥Eren pins you against the wall, for no reason and then decides to ask questions to confuse you or if he just wants to give you a k!ss. And he loves to tower over you honestly. ❤️‍🔥You’d be walking in your house/apartment(whatever u have) and he’d just back you up into a wall real quick, his arms blocking you from either side. ❤️‍🔥This happens if you walked by him without giving him a k!ss. Or if you haven’t been talking too much too him since you’ve been busy/distracted. He also just likes to do it bc you can’t really revert your attention elsewhere plus he thinks you’re always so cute. ❤️‍🔥“Where’s my k!ss?” He’d grin before stealing a k*ss from you.

When he wants you to stay

❤️‍🔥He likes to block your path when your about to leave to get something or if your actually about to leave his place he blocks the door. ❤️‍🔥And it goes on like this for a while and you move from one side to other but Eren is always managing to block you from the door. ❤️‍🔥“Eren, c’mon this is stupid. I have to go home.” You’d giggle whilst still trying to doge him. ❤️‍🔥“Then go home.” He’d sm!rk, moving away to not block you. Of course the minute you step forward he’d just block you again. ❤️‍🔥“Eren! Stop, please I have to go home. It’s getting late and I promised (my parents, family, roommates whoever u live w/) I’d be home early.” ❤️‍🔥(You we’re going to get ride from a friend.) ❤️‍🔥“It’s past 9:00 sweetheart, I’m taking you home.” He grab your hand and drive you home rather than you going home by yourself. ❤️‍🔥“Eren, my curfew is (time later than 9:00). I’m still on time. Plus I’m with you it’s not like I’m out somewhere.” ❤️‍🔥“My house, my rules, baby. Now let’s go.” ❤️‍🔥I swear Eren literally gives you an earlier curfew than your parents do. Not something hot about him ik, but it is a fact. ❤️‍🔥He grabs the keys and you walk behind and he does the whole flipping keys thing with his fingers. ❤️‍🔥Even tho he knows your walking behind him. He put his hand behind him, signaling for you to take it, bc he is just too protective over you. Plus he likes it. ❤️‍🔥When he drops you off at your place you too always k*ss and sometimes he doesn’t want to let you go. 😂 ❤️‍🔥“Eren, I have to go. I’ll call you tonight.” ❤️‍🔥“Just five more minutes.” He’d smile before k*ssing you again.

When he wants your attention

❤️‍🔥When you don’t give him attention bc your doing something he will take off his shirt out of the blue and make sure his pants hang low which lets you see his boxers a bit. ❤️‍🔥And then he usually back hugs you or walks by you flexing/stretching a bit. He winks at you seeing he got you to look at him. ❤️‍🔥“Like what you see?” He’d say with a smug grin. ❤️‍🔥“Uhh—No!” You’d look away swallowing hard as you knew he was going to be an a$$ and teas* you about it. ❤️‍🔥“Yeah right, liar.” He’d chuckle, towering over you and bringing you into his chest. ❤️‍🔥He purposely shows you his boxer line but you get annoyed. Although if it’s not on purpose it changes your perspective. ❤️‍🔥Will point out if you’re staring tho 😂 ❤️‍🔥“Why are you staring, Y/n.” ❤️‍🔥“Nothing.” ❤️‍🔥“Uh huh, you lilttle perv.” He’d sm!rk. ❤️‍🔥“I am not!” You’d blush.

Ties his hair up

❤️‍🔥Keeps the hair tie between his lips before tying his hair up and he looks focused so you sometimes watch him. ❤️‍🔥And When he ties your hair up in a ponytail and you see his veins on his arm an stuff. ❤️‍🔥He likes to pull on your hair a little hard here to catch you off guard. ❤️‍🔥“Ow! Eren, that hurts.” ❤️‍🔥He’d k*ss you’re head and apologize. “Sorry babe. Gosh you have a really small head.” He’d laugh, ruffling your hair.

How he k!sses you

❤️‍🔥He cups your face with his large hands before k*ssing you. So your face is pretty covered by all that. ❤️‍🔥Literally eats your face when ever he k*sses you, he has no mercy.😅😭 ❤️‍🔥Sometimes he catches you off guard and he’ll be like hey look over there and then he just k*sses you. ❤️‍🔥When your reading or on the phone he steals a k*ss from you. ❤️‍🔥Sometimes more than one and it gets you to giggle while your on the phone and trying to push him away. ❤️‍🔥He also does it when your texting he lifts your chin up just to do that. ❤️‍🔥Or when your in the car before driving he leans over to k*ss you. ❤️‍🔥He does like to put the back of his hand on your head when he k*sses you so it pushes you closer to him and you can’t get out of it. ❤️‍🔥Not that you would💕💕

When he’s playful

❤️‍🔥Eren bites your cheek in public in front of his friends instead of k*ssing you. But it’s not like aggressive it’s playful. ❤️‍🔥He does thing where he randomly pulls you into him so he lock you in a hug and keep you there. And he’ll usually whisper things in your ear and puts a lot of k*sses on your neck aggressively. ❤️‍🔥Even after he makes you mad he likes k*ssing your cheek, especially if he’s trying to apologize. ❤️‍🔥He likes to ruffle your hair.

❤️‍🔥If he has a lollipop he will share it with you by sucking on it and then popping it into your mouth as your talking about something just so you’ll blush. ❤️‍🔥Plus he wants you to taste the difference. ❤️‍🔥Many other times if you are eating sweets or ice cream he likes to taste it from your mouth so he steals a k*ss. ❤️‍🔥“Is it good, babe?” ❤️‍🔥“Yeah, you wanna try it?” You’d ask holding out the sweet to him. ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥He’d nod his head before pulling you in for a k*ss instead. ❤️‍🔥Afterwards he actually ate the sweet like nothing happened. ❤️‍🔥If you are laying in bed and he’s at the foot of it he likes to pull you by the ankle and drag you closer to him on the bed. This way he is towering you and gets to see you be surprised. ❤️‍🔥“Eren, what are you doing?” ❤️‍🔥“You’re ignoring me.” He’d look at you stone cold before he made you sit up and then carry you so you couldn’t leave. ❤️‍🔥He tosses you over his shoulder if you don’t listen and bites your thigh.

❤️‍🔥Lifts the back of your shirt out of nowhere so he can unclasp your bra. ❤️‍🔥Towering over you.

❤️‍🔥When he bites you he likes to bite on your shoulder and stuff. ❤️‍🔥Rubs his facial hair on your cheek to annoy you. ❤️‍🔥Pins your arms above you’re head a lot, especially when you refuse a k*ss. ❤️‍🔥Plays with the zipper of your dress. ❤️‍🔥“Eren!”

Hands/Clothes/ . . . Body?

❤️‍🔥He has some tattoos on his arms and back. It’s like two or three not too many. And so you like it when he wears tank tops. ❤️‍🔥Oh, he wears tight shirts and you love it, especially if he has a necklace on. ❤️‍🔥He does that thing where he wipes his face with his shirt and so it shows his abs. ❤️‍🔥You like it when he uses his hands since they look nice. So when he ties something or is fixing something with his hands you find it attractive. ❤️‍🔥When he comes back from a shower and he isn’t fully dry and just has the water droplets slide down his body. You can’t help but sneak some glances but look away the minute he’s looking your way. ❤️‍🔥Bro he even cooks shirtless and it’s not fair that you have to wake up to a nice back in the morning all the time. 😭😩 ❤️‍🔥Eren you keep putting y/n through sh*t.

❤️‍🔥When he brings you into a side hug with his hand on your head. Again the feeling of his hands are nice. They make you feel safe too. 💕💕💕

❤️‍🔥His fingers play with your mouth before he k*sses you sometimes.

❤️‍🔥The way he wraps his arm around you casually.

When he gets jealous/mad and protective

❤️‍🔥Okay, when he’s mad he looks attractive so sometimes you try to make him a little upset cause he has this look that you just like to see. ❤️‍🔥He doesn’t understand why you try to make him mad (over something silly). ❤️‍🔥Like sometimes you like making him jealous bc he looks good jealous. Plus he gets protective and it’s fun to see. ❤️‍🔥It gives you the excuse to have his arms around you and pressing into your body. ❤️‍🔥When walking and holding hands you two sometimes get split up bc of crowds so you have to break your hold and then hold hands again, once there’s no one passing between you both. If it keeps happening ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥He’d be upset and out of no you’d shriek because he picked you up bridal style and carried you the whole time you were out with him. ❤️‍🔥Because of this experience, Eren does this a lot now mostly because of your reaction.

❤️‍🔥He does this thing where when he protects you he puts you behind him.

His voice

❤️‍🔥His morning voice is lower than his regular voice so it hits differently. ❤️‍🔥He’s kinda adopted this apathetic behavior now so his voice in general is attractive. 😂 and then the things he says on top of it are just worse because he has like no shame in asking/telling you things. ❤️‍🔥“You’re wearing a thong right?” ❤️‍🔥Or things like, “hey, y/n, nice @ss.”

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The Witcher Headcanon (Modern Au) - Error 404 Brain Not Found: Bonus Scene - Part 20

It was past 9am and Jaskier was still not up. He'd been up late last night, performing at a small festival, and had stayed afterwards for a few drinks.

Geralt would have just let him sleep, but not this time. They had to meet Yennefer for lunch at some new restaurant she'd heard about. Geralt didn't really want to go, but Yennefer had been talking about it all week, and it did sound really nice, and they hadn't gone out to eat together in such a long time...

Jaskier was belly down on his bed, face in his blankie, dead asleep. Geralt tried shaking him gently by the shoulder, and when that got no response, poked him in the side. He tried calling him, shaking him, poking, and smacking him, but Jaskier remained stubbornly asleep.

He'd stirred only briefly after Geralt had pulled at his blankie, and had groggily rubbed his face back into it and gone right back to sleep.

F**k

"Jaskier, get up! We're supposed to have lunch with Yennefer today and it's already past nine!" Geralt grumbled.

Jaskier moved a little, pulling his blankie closer but didn't wake up. Geralt thought about taking the dingy blankie away, but decided against it. He did not want to deal with the sh*tstorm that would cause.

Geralt walked around to the foot of the bed, backed up a few paces, then took a running start and leapt. He landed face down, hard, on the mattress.

Jaskier was bounced a good two feet into the air with a startled shriek. His limbs flailed uselessly, trying to grab onto anything out of pure instinct before he landed back on the bed. He laid there, belly down and silent, heart hammering against his ribs, body shaking slightly from the flood of adrenaline.

"Godsd*mn, mother***ing c*nt!", he squawked indignantly, then stood up on the bed and threw himself back down right beside Geralt. The Witcher bounced about a foot high.

"Hm, I made you bounce higher."

"Bullsh*t!" Jaskier retorted.

Geralt frowned, then stood up, jumped, and flung himself down. Jaskier came 3 feet off the bed with a terrified scream.

"Ar**hole!"

Jaskier was not about to let it end there. Oh, no. It was a matter of pride now.

Geralt saw Jaskier jump up on the chair next to the bed, and knew exactly what was coming.

Jaskier cannonballed onto the bed. Geralt was on his hands and knees, trying to crawl off, and when Jaskier hit, the force bounced his a** end into the air. He did an awkward running handstand before flipping completely over and falling on his a** on the floor.

Jaskier was cackling on the bed when Geralt rose and walked away. Uh-oh. Had he p*ssed him off?

"Geralt, wait!", Jaskier called after him between laughs, his Northern accent coming out, "Am sorry! Come back!"

Geralt spun around and f***ing charged.

Jaskier's breathless cackling died in his throat as Geralt leaped, very high, into the air. He could only screech helplessly as the Witcher descended on him like a fell shadow.

Then, like it usually did when the two idiots engaged in their shenanigans, it all went to h*ll. Spectacularly.

Geralt hit the bed like an asteroid looking to cause a mass extinction.

Jaskier was flung high into the air. He swore he went so high, he could have reached out and brushed the ceiling with his fingertips.

Geralt knew things went wahooni-shaped the instant his feet slammed into the mattress. He felt his stomach drop as the much abused bed gave up and collapsed under him.

Geralt's left knee said "f**k you, buddy, I'm out!", and buckled, dumping him on his face in what was left of the bed.

Jaskier struck the mattress seconds later and rebounded half onto the floor with an almighty thud.

The silence that followed was filled with soft groans and stunned panting. After a few moments of collecting themselves and taking stock of their injuries, the two men crawled from the wreck of the ruined bed.

"I think I f**ked up my f**ked up leg," Geralt grumbled, sitting up to rub his spasming knee.

"I think I f**ked up my head," Jaskier replied, rubbing at the side of his head.

"Your head was already f**ked up," Geralt snorted.

Jaskier threw a pillow in his general direction. "Yen's going to f**k both of us up when she sees this mess...", he added.

Geralt called in a favor from one of Aiden's friends so the mess could be cleaned up and the bed replaced before they got back (aka, before Yennefer saw it). With that taken care of, all that was left to do was rush to get ready for their lunch date, and concoct believable stories (lies) to explain away their injuries.

Yennefer had no problem believing Geralt was having a Bad Knee Day (or a Pirate Day, as Jaskier called it) when he hobbled in on his crutches, but the minute she saw the ridiculously huge bump on Jaskier's head, she'd begun to get suspicious. She looked like she was two seconds away from full-naming both of them.

It wasn't such a bad thing for Jaskier, but Geralt? Yennefer would not be calling him Geralt of Rivia. No, she would be using he long-ass, cringy as h*ll pretentious name he'd almost picked for himself back when he was still a 'baby' Witcher.

Geralt Roger Eric du Haute-Bellegarde.

It would, undoubtedly, cause mass second-hand embarrassment, and possibly a few deaths for those with weaker social fortitude.

There was no way she was going to accept Jaskier's bullsh*t lie, so Geralt had stepped in and told Yennefer that Jaskier had hit his head on the driveway trying to catch him when his knee had given out.

Yennefer had believed him, and they enjoyed their lunch date, except for the part where the food turned out to be overpriced and complete dog sh*t.

[seth-burroughs]

Shinigami n Yuma for the ask game :3

[my eyes go full black] You people sicken me... Yuma is obviously a LITERAL MINOR getting HIT ON by a 1000000000000000+ YEAR OLD GOD with a WEAPON and SCARY LABIRYNTH She won't LEAVE HIM ALONE he is 24/7 tethered to her he CANNOT ESCAPE this is a CANONICALLY ABUSIVE CONTROLLING RELATIONSHIP. I cannot state this enough <- does not state this enough. Even if Yuma was in fact an adult with a job (truly laughable theory invented by the Big Proshitter so they could make obscene fanart of him and Yomi involving c*tboy maid costumes and r*productive organs), it is still very icky as she literally sexually harasses him the whole game like hello???? She suggests to him he STARE AT HER B**BS FOR E*GHT SECONDS???!!? THE SEX MINIGAME??!!?!? SHE NONCONSENSUALLY K*SSED HIM ON THE CHEEK WHEN THEY WEREN'T EVEN MARRIED OR IN A COMMITTED LONGTERM MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP WHICH IS JUST FUCKING DISGUSTING AND LITERALLY A CARDINAL SIN SHE JUST DOOMED HIM TO THE 69TH CIRCLE OF HELL HE WILL NEVER GET TO SEE JESUS OR HIS LOVED ONES IN HEAVEN THIS IS SO FUCKING CRUEL WHAT THE FUCK?!!!?????!!?!!!!???

[nerdthatsiriuslylovesteaxx]

Helpless part 50, WHY THE HELL DOES IT TAG THE LEAST CONCERNING ONES AS MATURE?!?!? LETS HOPE THIS ONE WORKS (Oh summer child, you don’t have to act like all you feel is mild)

Warning for sh (Okay maybe it getting marked makes sense)

"GET AUSTIN WE NEED MORE PEOPLE!" Will says in broken sobs, he didn't know what he would do if the son of Hades died, he didn't know how he'd keep living, part of him knew he wouldn't. His pulse was getting stronger but Will knew he wouldn't wake up, his motionless body layed in front of him and he couldn't take it. He wanted to cry, he needed to cry but he couldn't, he couldn't because he knew it wouldn't help. As he forced himself to get up Kayla ran through the door,

"HE'S NOT THERE, I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM IN LIKE THREE DAYS NOW!"

"WHAT THE FVCK?! GO REPORT TO CHIRON, SEE IF ANYONE ELSE HAS SEEN HIM I'LL GET NICO STABLE THEN I'LL HELP YOU LOOK."

"O-okay, wait stay here, we can't leave the infirmary unattended." Fvck, this had to be a nightmare, it couldn't be real but sadly it was. He needed to stay calm, to focus, there's time for emotions later. Nico would be okay, Austin will be found in less than an hour and nothing had happened, that's what he told himself. As he stepped back, still scared and worried he let himself be human, if only for a second, he let himself forget the fact that he knew Nico probably wouldn't make it without some serious magic, and forget that he would have to report everything to Chiron. He wasn't sure he would do exactly if he did, normally he'd help, keep them on watch until everything seems okay, and just be there as a therapist. Or he would report another dead body in the infirmary from su!c!de that no one had noticed, then it was too late. He knew Nico wouldn't want this but he'd from what it seems intentionally tried to drink himself to death and if he wanted to actually keep him there he needed Chiron’s permission and hey maybe he would do something that helped. It was his fault Nico was here, if he hasn't left Kay in charge, if he hadn't left Nico alone, he should have prevented this. He took out a scalpel, letting the blade run against his wrist a tear falling before dropping it against the table. He needed to there for everyone, he had to be stronger, no matter how much he wanted to k!ll himself, to feel the pain, he had to keep Nico alive.

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@midnightisday2 thank you for being there from the very beginning

Let’s hope this one doesn’t get a warning put on it

Also here’s part 45 because this one also got labeled as mature so you might not have seen it

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"Leo what the fvck do you want at this hour?" Piper muttered, rubbing her eyes as she stepped outside.

"Something bad happened."

"What the fvck did you do this time."

"Not my fault and also I don't exactly know what but just-"

"Leo it's probably tr@uma, a war ended like a week ago your brain is still adjusting."

"No, Pipes just trust me, I feel like somethings happened or it's about to happen or-"

"In what category bad? Like gods are p!ssed again or-"

"I DON'T KNOW I JUST FEEL LIKE SOMETHING IS WRONG." Leo shouted while on the verge of tears, he didn't know how to explain it, it wasn't like magical or anything he just felt like... something was happening and he had no fccking clue what. "I'll go talk to Jason." Piper shut the door being too tired to protest and the son of Hephaestus ran towards cabin one, she felt bad but- everything had to be fine. It was fine. Right?

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Wish me luck

[shadow0-1]

Ahaha what if we k*ssed by the fence around Shadow Company’s base 😳😳

[aita-alternia]

h⋄ly fuck i think i kn⋄w th^t medic^l m^lpr^ctice/tre^s⋄n vi⋄let guy; ^dded ⋄n t⋄ the wh⋄le h^lf-^ssed c^steism, he's ^ls⋄ pr⋄jecting the pr⋄blems he h^d with his ex-m⋄ir^il ⋄nt⋄ his kismesis; the ex w^s ^ T◇T^L fre^k, ^nd ^n⋄ther vi⋄let EVEN W◇RSE TH^N HIM; the purple isn't TH^T b^d, th⋄ugh they definitely d⋄n't kn⋄w ^s much ^b⋄ut their m⋄ir^il ^s they sh⋄uld im⋄.

^DDITION^L INFO

HOLY FUCK THIS IS SOME JUICY SHIT. WEIRDEST FRE^K IVE GOTTEN YET I THINK