#keeping this in mind yooooo

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

yooooo!!! you’re my favorite ethan winters artist i just wanna say that first and foremost, thank you for the wholesome content of my comfort character and father figure 🥹🫶

i’m really curious bc i feel like i see a lot of people against mithan (not me personally, i’m p neutral on them!) but i’m curious to know all your thoughts on them! thoughts on their canon relationship, their fanon portrayal, the backlash against them/mia accusations, and your headcanons? i’m just really interested!!! hopefully that’s not weird :”)

have a good day!! sparkle on!!! ✨💖

i heart mithan... i think that they can be so cute...

i personally hc them t4t and i like to think that the dated in highschool before they both had fully transitioned

mia likes to bake and ethan likes to scrap book and he always likes to take pictures of mias cakes/ baked goods and has a album for them 😭

i am a multishipper so i draw a lot of ethan ships so my girl is left out sometimes and im sorry mia 😔

i actually really like their relationship, its a really complex dynamic that i like to talk about with my friends

i think the issue is that when talking about mithan or mia in general, theres just SO MUCH misinformation that its honestly a pain the butt to talk about

people still think that she was responsible for the creation of eveline, people still think that she experimented on eveline, people still use examples of her attacking ethan as if she did it on her own will instead of being mind controlled

in reality she was just someone who oversaw the transportation of evie. im not excusing her or anything because obviously she knew what she was doing, but people really try to accuse her of doing something she didnt and it bothers me alot lol

the problem with the fandom is that people either try to water her down to girlboss who did nothing wrong and fail to acknowledge the complexity/ moral grayness of her character and the other side is misogynists 😭😭😭😭

its hard to talk about her without people either going "stop trying to villainize her and make her look bad!" or people ACTUALLY villainizing her and acting like heisenberg would have treated him better 😭😭

mithan is such a sad relationship because they loved each other so much and that ended up being the reason their relationship fell apart (sort of... its not like the broke up... ethan kinda just straight up died)

i get a lot a trouble for saying this, but mia is a selfish person.

its not a bad thing! well i mean it is but it doesnt make her some evil witch who is somehow worse than the guy how made a werewolf american ninja warrior. its just a major character flaw she has! which is good! mia being a flawed person who makes mistakes and morally gray decisions make her a more interesting person!

she is selfish in the way that she wants to keep her family with her no matter the cost. even if it means lying to ethan about her job so that he wont think different of her. here is a interrogation from the re7 DLC, which is easy to miss!

she isnt necessarily trying to apologize for the things she has done, she is more of a, "u wont need to forgive me in the first place if we just forget it all and move on"

she doesn't try to redeem herself for what she has done, she tries to move on and return to the normal life that she wants so bad. which is fine! everyone copes a different way and she has to right to move on from her trauma. the problem that lies in this is that she has a shared trauma with ethan who still has no idea what went on in dulvey and still effects him till the present (he is mold! this is a important thing to know! most people would want to know if they were a walking corpse)

she played a direct part in what happened in dulvey, and im not referring to the email, she did not send that. she never wanted ethan to come in the first place. she tried her best to send a video to him, begging him to forget about her because she wanted to protect him, BUT it didnt send.

he got involved because she was involved. its honestly a series of really really unfortunate events.

THOUGH! she did know what she was getting into. im tired of seeing the narrative that mia was innocent and didnt know what was going on or was simply a bystander. she knew what she was doing, she knew eveline was a bioweapon, she knew eveline was a child. she used a MACHINE GUN! she knows how to use weapons and was obviously trained for it.

she tried her best to keep everybody out of the mess, ex: warning the bakers not to take them in, warning ethan not to find her, sacrificing herself for ethan in the later half of re7

but again, those are the consequences of HER actions

her consequences just happen to get really big and end up hitting ethan on the head like a metal sheet 😭

their relationship is really so interesting, it makes me really sad to think about sometimes 😭they both went through something that nobody else would ever understand, in the end they really only have each other. they get moved to an entire different country and the dulvey incident gets covered up with a "gas leak"

its really tragic because their marriage definitely had some flaws and bumps. and i know im repeating myself but its because people always take this in the worst way possible but just because i say their relationship was rocky doesnt mean im saying they dont love each other!!! thats the entire basis of mias character!! saying she doesnt love ethan would destroy her entire character!

you can see in the re8 DLC how fondly ethan talks about mia! he loves her so much, though im not sure if his comments in the DLC are him narrating current (post re8) or his thoughts before everything went down and he died (pre re8)

everything mia did was because she LOVED ethan. she would never do anything to intentionally hurt him, she is not a cruel person. she hides the truth of her job from ethan pre re7 because she loves him and doesnt want her job to drive them apart. she CONTINUES to refuse to tell ethan the truth post re7 because she wants to move on a live a happy normal life with him and knows something like her being directly associated with the connections would probably cause (more) problems. she refuses to tell ethan that he is mold because again, hard to live a happy marriage with your husband after you tell him hes a bioweapon.

obviously i dont think it was right that she did this, thats what makes her selfish! she did it for herself! she did it for her family! she thought it would work out, she thought that they could move on and be happy together.

the issue is that ethan didnt want to forget. he wanted to know what happened, he wanted to know the part mia played, he wanted answers! which is reasonable! he knows to some extent that mia was partially responsible for his involvement and he was always suspcious that mia was lying to him about her job which is implied when mia says "you were right, i did lie to you"

she doesnt learn, she doesnt stop lying, her lies get bigger and worse and it sucks yeah but it makes her so interesting!!! she keeps doing stupid things under the idea that this is whats best for her and her family, that if she hides this everything will work out and it will be for the better but its not!

just because telling your husband hes dead and a bioweapon is a hard subject to bring up doesnt mean you DONT bring it up. people shouldnt use that as a reason to excuse mia 😭, its a very bad excuse and honestly highlights how horrible their communication skills were. you cant just not tell your husband that he is actually infected with the mold and not tell him for the tree years between post re7 and pre re8.

im not saying these things to put mia down, or try and villanize her. these are all just actual things her character does! she isnt evil, but she isnt a knight in shining armor either. we need to be able to have talks about complex characters without crying everytime someone points out a flaw. characters have flaws! and mia just happens to have a lot of them!

im not mad at her, i dont dislike her because i think this way of her. shes a fictional character! you can like characters that are morally gray, or villains that drink blood and make corpse soldiers. they are fictional! pointing out the flaws of a character does not mean i dont like them.

i wouldnt call her "the real villain of re8" but i wouldnt treat her like a damsel in distress either. she is a competent person, she knows what shes doing, she has her reasons for doing them. she made bad descions with good intentions behind them! they can coexist and we should let them!

i like mithan! its a complex relationship because they both love each other so much but hurt each other in the process

talking about them is just a pain in the butt because talking about mia is a pain in the butt lol

i really hate how she keeps getting sidelined, its super frustrating to see mia get put in a cage in every game 😭

its even more frustrating that mia straight up just disappears???? in the shadows of rose DLC... like she just stops taking care of rose and theres nothing said about it. no reason or explanation. i dont think mia would ever ditch rosemary because she didnt care about her, but we probably will never know because capcom sucks at writing and they probably forgot the mia ever even existed.

all in all, i think the fandom is really just full of misinformation which make people either think mia is some horrible evil person, or its full of people who think that saying mia messed up is the equivalent of comparing her to wesker lol.

i really love mia, shes a incredibly fun and complex character, its just hard to enjoy her sometimes with the people in the fandom haha.

also ive got no idea what u meant by "the backlash against them/mia accusations" so sorry if i didnt answer that!

thank u for the ask! sorry for the long response!

[luvvixu]

mind over matter pt. 3

synopsis: witness how your marriage was bound to fall apart with you on the front seat and your husband gojo had missed the show—now, he gotta figure out the story on his own.

content: arrange marriage au, angst, husband!gojo, mean!gojo, mention of blood, strong languages, some unsettling scenarios, emotional trauma, read at your own risk

a/n: yooooo, finally an update!! thanks for waiting everyone~ i actually took a small break because my friends and i had a beach outing and that was great!

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you feel like you had the longest dream in your entire life the moment you slowly open your eyes and reveal the white plain ceiling with matching beeping sound coming out from the machine.

it takes a second or two to realize that you're in a hospital.

like a seemingly newborn, your half lidded eyes traveled across the room until it reached the sight of some peculiar white haired male with his face buried on your arm, sleeping uncomfortably while sitting on the cold hard chair.

you could feel your whole body ache when you tried to move some parts of your body to stop it from numbing when you noticed some kind of empty feeling—like something was missing.

it did not take you a while to realize that your stomach feels so empty right now, and you know it's not because you're hungry, but because you couldn't feel your baby anymore.

an anguish screech escapes from your mouth when you realize that the baby isn't part of your body anymore. tears stream like a waterfall as your body automatically sits up and hugs your lower body, specifically your stomach, because you cannot accept the fact that your baby has been taken away from you.

this immediately woken satoru up and started to console you. “hey, hey, y/n! i’m here. i'm here.” his voice was soft and comforting but there's a hint of shakiness due to your sudden outburst.

“satoru, my baby! i can't feel my baby! my baby is gone!” as an upcoming loving mother, it hurts you so bad that you'd rather die than to accept this.

the sound of the machine keeps on loudly pulsating, meaning that your heart rate is rising quickly and it's dangerous for you to get stressed since you just came out from the operation.

“y/n! the baby is fine. our baby is fine. they were being cured by the best doctors so don't worry.” pulling your body close to his, satoru caresses your hair and keeps on murmuring some comforting words to calm you down.

but it seems that his actions were no avail when he saw your lower stomach bleeding. feels like his own blood had disappeared, his pale face becomes more paler when your extreme sadness cry turns to extremely painful cry.

his body seemingly moves on its own and presses the button to call for help while still managing to calm you down.

“where's my baby? g-give me back my baby! satoru, do something!” it pains satoru to see you like this. a whole crying mess who cannot even digest the fact that her baby was in intensive care so they can become better.

suddenly, the door in your room opened, revealing the doctor and their nurse—shoko was there too. they immediately inject you with midazolam to calm you down and it works almost instantly. satoru watches your body go limp as your wound continues to bleed.

satoru and shoko were instructed to wait outside as they transfer you to another room to tend your wounds. after you were scouted to exit the scene, satoru fell on his knees and leaned his back on the wall.

god, what did you do to deserve this kind of thing?

letting out a soft sob, satoru prayed once again—something that he just learned yesterday. he prayed that all of your pain, burden, suffering, and all must disappear because satoru couldn't list any single reason why you must suffer like this.

“you should go back at least for now, gojo. i’ll handle things here while you freshen yourself up.” shoko suggested but satoru just shook his head, refusing to leave your side.

“don't be a fucking stubborn. you still have other things to do, don't forget that.” shoko hissed.

“but i need to be by her side. i need to be there to support her whatever i can.” satoru slowly let himself up and looked shoko straight in the eye.

“do you think she still needs you to be by her side? oh please, not after what you had done.” the doctor rolled her eyes as she toys with the unlit cigarette on her lips.

for some reason, satoru was having a deja vu, it was like they're in her clinic once again and they argue where you heard things that you shouldn't have. as much as satoru would like to shut her down, he's worried that you might hear him say nasty things that he didn't mean to say.

“shoko, please…i know you're mad at me and you wanted to be hostile towards me. i actually don't care if you hurt me or insult me, just not now. i need to stand by her side and i don't need you to tell me what to do.” satoru stood up and his gaze on shoko became hard.

the doctor just tsked and decided to drop the conversation for your sake. there's a whole silence in the atmosphere when satoru suddenly thinks about your little breakdown earlier. you're looking at your child and he is too. he really wants to go to the baby but he thinks it would be better if the two of you are together.

satoru was excited to see his baby, sure. but something inside stirs up something that he personally couldn't explain. was it because he remembers your conversation when he first knew of your pregnancy? that he found himself unable to answer your questions during that night?

but whatever the reasons are, satoru was ultimately willing to ignore it and just focus on becoming a better husband and now a new father towards his child with you.

the strongest sorcerer of his generation, the one and only satoru gojo, the pride of his clan, your husband on papers, your most hated person, your child's father—swore to himself that he will treat his son as his own flesh and blood, not as the heir that will dethrone him from being the pride.

and most of them all, he swore to himself that you will be treated way, way better than everyone, specifically and especially him. satoru will patch up the wounds that he had caused you.

but not all wounds can be treated by a mere bandaid.

an hour had passed and now you're once again in your room, but this time, you're more than calm as you finally understood the situation—thanks to shoko who patiently explains everything to you.

like right now, she's standing by the end of your bed while satoru was on his seat just like the first time you saw him in this hospital. shoko carefully and softly explained what was going on with you and gave you some sort of assurance.

“you suffered from placenta abruption which caused your placenta to detach from the inner walls of your uterus. it unables the baby to receive oxygen and nutrients with the placenta detached. that is why the doctors had no choice but to put you into a cesarean delivery so it can save both of your lives.”

“and about your baby, don't worry, they're in safe hands. currently in the neonatal intensive care unit where the baby is under process of developing it since it came out during your six months of pregnancy and is premature.” she continued.

then, shoko put a hand on your shoulder, slightly massaging it to give you some comfort. “worry not, y/n. we're not going to let anything hurt your baby. they're safe here and are guarded with blessings and restrictions so no other curses or unauthorized people could touch your child.”

all this time shoko speak, your head was hanging low and it seems like you're having a hard time digesting everything. but you still get what she meant by putting you under a cesarean because it's the only way to save you and your baby's life—which you're incredibly grateful for.

“c…can i see my baby?” your tone was quite hushed, probably because you hadn't really talked to anyone after what happened to you.

shoko gently shook her head and gave you an apologetic smile. “i am so sorry, y/n. but you need to rest first and we, the doctors, recommended you to not move too much since it can open up your cesarean stitches once again.”

to everyone’s relief, you nodded at her words, like you agreed to get better first before seeing your child.

“alright, i gotta excuse myself now. i have an appointment later this afternoon.” shoko gives you a smile before sending a knowing gaze at the man beside you, saying ‘you better not forget that you still have other things to do’ look.

“mhm. take care and thank you for helping me during all of this, shoko.” you replied tried to return the same smile but it only reached a have, you just wished she could feel your sincerity towards her.

“i don't accept thank you’s, yet. i can only accept it if i see you in a much better condition. so if you want me to say you're welcome, then get better.” her words make you giggle a little but you take that as a note.

giving you a one last smile and a secretive glare at your husband, she finally left the scene…and that leaves you two, you and your husband. silence engulfs the whole room, only the sound of your beeping monitor keeps on echoing and adds awkwardness to the atmosphere.

you take a small peak at satoru who's looking at an empty space somewhere, looking like he's in a deep thought. you're not sure if you want to talk to him or not, but taking the preceding events from earlier, you see no reason.

on the other hand, satoru was lost in his thoughts because he's trying to construct everything that he needed to say to you. he's kinda bad at impromptu when it comes to you and mostly forgot his points and other subtopics because he's being blinded by the emotions that keeps on distracting him.

satoru also noticed your small gazes towards him and it feels like you're not planning to talk to him first, so he finally initiated a conversation.

“do you feel any pain in your body?” he asked you.

however, it took you a while to answer because you're not sure if your following responses are gonna be normal, sarcastic, or not answering at all. but you choose the first one because the two other choices would most likely put you into stress and makes your healing process becomes slower.

“my tummy hurts but i'm fine…and i'm also hungry.” you replied, that's it.

satoru was glad that you're answering him…well. anyway, he smiled at you and carried on with the conversation. “if the pain gets worse or it causes you discomfort, you must tell me immediately. and about that hunger, we still need to wait at least eight hours for you to eat something heavy. but for now, you can only take liquids and…the doctor said you could eat oatmeal and eggs—maybe we should get that. the doctor also to avoid greasy food and it would take at least six weeks for you to recover, and then…what are the other things he said again?”

while satoru was busy yapping, you slowly think that he's speaking to himself more than he's speaking to you because of how concentrated he looked and it somehow brings some sort of warmth in your chest because he really tries himself to remember all of the things that the doctors had prescribed him for you.

“satoru…” you called out to him, but he's still busy talking about do’s and don'ts and keeps on going while you occasionally call his name.

“satoru.” he's still busy talking.

“...satoru?” yep, still talking.

his yappings are getting too long and you're running out of thin patience, so you hold into his arms and that makes him look at you and stop talking instantly. breathe in relief, you finally stopped him from his own shenanigans.

“i—i’m sorry, i talked too much.” satoru awkwardly chuckles to himself, but you just shrugged it off. “anyway, what is it?” he asked.

“satoru, i was wondering…how did i end up here? all i know is i was in my room, i feel my tummy hurts really bad and it got me so worried about my baby. then all of the sudden, there's blood seeping down on my legs then everything black out.” you said.

“well…” then satoru proceeds into another minutes of yapping about what happened based on what they had said to him back then. you'd understand that yuuji and megumi were planning to cheer you up by a surprise room visit when they smelled blood and that made them instantly realize that something was going on with you. so they called shoko and yaga to break into the room, and there they saw you lying in your own pool of blood.

nodding slowly, the question that was formed because of the preceding events were finally put into the end. “oh, so that's what happened. anyways, do you think yuuji and megumi could be here tomorrow? i wanted to thank them.”

“sure. i’ll come with them tomorrow. but now, let's get you some light foods so you can sleep tonight.” satoru stood up but he froze as his feet were not walking. you watch him turn back to you while you give him a confused look.

“will you be alright being alone for like…five minutes? i’m just gonna be quick and get you some food. i promise i’ll be back before you know it.” you just let him do what he wants and just continue watching him. satoru looked at you for a long seconds, rather seemingly so hesitant. but you told him you'll be fine and just do his thing, so satoru assured you once again that he'll be back then uses his teleportation.

now, you're alone (for a while) in this room. your thoughts wandered towards your baby who you knew is in the same building as yours. you really want to run towards that room where they are located but you forcefully shut yourself because it'll just make things worse. you're still in the process of healing and you want to be at your strongest when you're with your baby.

but something was still arguing inside your head. it's the desire to run towards your child and the desire to get better—

“y/n.”

“shit!”

something—no, someone was suddenly in the room. it was satoru who's pouting at you like a puppy who got lost. his sudden appearance makes the beeping machine beside you go wild as you curse out profanity because you're that shocked.

thankfully, your heart beat becomes normal again and nothing bad happens. but you'll be sure to send out a death glare to your husband who's still pouting.

“what the actual fuck, satoru?! do you want me to die of a heart attack?!” you glared at him, still your hand is at your chest.

“i'm sorry about that. but i cannot bring myself to leave you like that even for a minute.” he said.

“i told you i'll be fine. you don't need to guard me 24/7 anyway, so go and grab or do whatever you want.”

“no!” satoru whined…and that surprises you, because this might be the first time you saw him whine like a child, especially without any involvement of alcohol or sugar to activate this kind of his system. this was just a new sight to you.

“then how are you going to get some food?”

“i’ll just have them deliver it here.”

“seriously? you're going to order and deliver oatmeal and eggs?” your eyes were wide at his crazy idea. like yeah seriously, for an oatmeal and eggs? he could literally get it from a convenience store.

“what? i'm gonna order some food for myself too, you know.” he pouts, again.

“okay, you order your food online. and we'll get mine at a convenience store.”

“what? no! i told you i don't want to leave you alone.”

“then i’ll come with you. we'll go and buy my food together if you're really that worried about leaving me alone.” you said sarcastically.

“what the hell is that suggestion? absolutely not!” satoru gasps. he's so dramatic.

“well then, i’ll just starve!” you huff at him before turning your head away from him.

“i—wait, i'm sorry. i really can't force myself to be away from you. i'm just scared that when i'm gone even for just a minute, s-something might happen again and i’m not there to help you out instantly.” the sad look on his face is back, similar to what he looked like when he confronted you in the hallway.

after hearing his explanation, you turned back to him and said, “there are things that come unexpectedly. you cannot also force yourself to stick with just in case an emergency would occur, you'd be there. for all that i know, you still have other things to do, like you have your priorities.”

“but you're my priority,” he said seriously. well that caught you off guard.

“whatever, just go and get me some food.” you brush it off.

“...”

“...ok.”

the night ended with satoru eating his ordered food happily while you were still glaring at the man because he really stick to his words and ordered your food online instead of just running to a convenience store or buying the hospital once. although, it makes you wonder, how is there a plain, plain! oatmeal and a boiled egg that has been selling online?

well, whatever it is, at least your hunger has lessened and your relationship with satoru has gotten…at least a little better.

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[fbfh]

Hi what do you think of jay from Descendants x reader (unestablished relationship) jay’s neck is sore from tourney practice, they are in reader’s dorm and she offers to give him a neck massage. He is a bit reluctant at first because he never had one but loves it and wants her to do it more often? With lots and lots of fluff!

I hope this makes sense.

YOOOOO YES. touchstarved jay is not even an au. he is literally so used to toughing it out that he doesn't like,, realize there are other options. you're helping him with his schoolwork, you have been for a while. so he seems kind of stiff and keeps adjusting his position while you're trying to explain his remedial goodness homework on empathy and compassion, and you notice he keeps rubbing the back ofhis neck.

"You okay?" you ask. he doesn't know how to answer when he realizes you're actually asking. he's still not used to people being concerned about him and his wellbeing.

"yeah, yeah It's nothing." he says in that blustery sort of way that lets you know it actually is something. "got tackled so hard at practice the other day and now I can't turn my head to the right..."

he laughs. he laughs like it's a relatable joke. he laughs with Mal and Carlos and Evie about getting injured all the time, but when he looks over at you, you're not laughing. you look worried.

"Here," you say gently, moving behind him. "Why don't you read me what you have for your essay so far and I'll see if I can help."

"Uh..." he hesitates, wondering if this is some sort of trick. "...okay?"

You can tell he's reluctant and wary. you place your hands gently on the back of his neck and he jumps, pulling away. he laughs again.

"okay, okay. if you're gonna choke me out you gotta try harder than that-"

"what?" you laugh too, this time in disbelief. "no! no, Jay it's just a neck massage..."

he looks at you, brows furrowed in confusion.

"i'm not gonna choke you out." you reassure. a few moments later, he's sitting on the edge of his bed while you touch him, working out all the knots and kinks in his neck and shoulders - well, not all of them. that's gonna take a while. but you're making good progress. Jay sighs, blinking heavily as he grows accustomed to your touch. he tries to read his essay, but keeps losing his train of thought. he's never felt like this before. he's never had someone touch him so gently or go out of their way to do something like this. after a few minutes you and him both know that he's going to be coming back to you after tourney practices much more often. you can't say you mind getting to see him more, especially when he gives you those puppydog eyes.

[pillowspace]

GLADOS. GLADOS, WE ARE GOING INTO THE LIGHT, WHAT'S HAPPENING. GLADOS?

Oh my god, there are trees. Is something pulling me

YOOOOO CAKE

AND A SONG??????? HELL YEAH

I am positively delighted rn. Swaying to this song. Glados should have an epic rap battle against Hatsune Miku I think. These ending credits are so cute

YEAHHHH WOOOOO CHEERING!! THAT WAS AWESOME. Such a fun game. There was only one puzzle i had to google, but i was able to figure everything else out pretty well so the puzzles were very satisfying to complete. Also there areeee bonus maps which I'll keep in mind. And then eventually I'll get to Portal 2

[fineprintedsunsets]

curiosity killed comforts the cat

【 Synopsis: Curiosity was never supposed to comfort the cat 】

Word Count ꨄ︎ 1.2k

Warnings ꨄ︎ TATTOO TRACINGGGGG. skin tracing. soft negan. platonic comfort. (regardless of negan saying kiddo reader is 18) age gap obvi. IM IN MY NEGAN ERA YOOOOO. Fwuff (fluff).

Negan's Master-List

"So Trace The Lines Of My Tattoos, Whisper That You Love Me Too"

This morning wasn’t going well, it was the type of morning you just want to run away from. To bury yourself deep in the blankets of your bed and hide from it all.

Unfortunately, there’s work to be done.

Which included giving a certain Alexandrian prisoner his breakfast. Why you were in charge of this particular task was a question you couldn’t answer, but nonetheless, it had to be done.

You walked into his holding place, letting the door slam behind you, a large frown on your face. It was hard not to cry. You kept replaying this morning's events, how you had been embarrassed when you weren’t allowed on a run, or when Michone had yelled at you for forgetting to clean your room.

It was the littlest things that made you so upset, and those were just two events that took place out of your shit-hole morning. You can see Negan sitting against the bars, reading a book he doesn’t even look mildly interested in.

You place the tray of food down next to the small opening in the bars. You can’t order him to eat, you are afraid if you open your mouth you’ll break into tears. Negan closes his book with a coy smile, looking down at the plate of food.

Like his book, he doesn’t look interested.

“Thanks, kid.”

You don’t look at him, you just nod once, careful to keep your tear-stained face out of his view. The sound of a book gliding across the floor echoes throughout the small room. You turn to leave, heading straight for the door just a few inches ahead of you.

Negan’s gruff voice stops you right in your footsteps, making the hair stand from the back of your neck. “What’s wrong, kiddo?”

How did he know?

“Nothing.”

Your voice quivers despite it all, even as you try to keep it neutral. The events are evading your mind again, making you relive your morning. “I may be in a cell, but I sure as shit know how someone acts when they're upset. It used to be a full-time job.”

You shudder but turn around regardless. You’d never thought you’d be this desperate for comfort you’d take it from Negan, but so far everyone seems like they despise you. Like they hate your existence and your only purpose is to make things difficult.

Negan’s deep voice cuts through the air, his fingers hitting his rusted cell bars. “Sit, tell me. I’ma guessing dear old Dad doesn’t care to listen?”

“Don’t you have enough problems?”

He scoffs, chuckling a little. “The only thing I have to worry about is whether one of those assholes is gonna remember to feed me or not.”

You turn around, keeping your eyes glued to the floor, avoiding Negan’s gaze as you come to a halt next to him. Before you can stop, your body is sliding down the wall, sitting on the opposite side of the bars.

You can feel the cold metal biting into the side of your hamstring as you lean up against them, in the same exact position Negan’s in. One leg out, one knee bent. You can feel his stare cut through the holes of his confinement, even as you refuse to meet it.

“Start talking.” The demand is so thorough it should have been cold, but somehow it holds no expectations. Like if you wanted to just sit in silence next to him, he wouldn’t mind.

You twiddle your thumbs as you attempt to find the right words. The reality of this situation hasn’t dawned on you yet, you are about to tell your problems to a prisoner. One’s that he may very well use against you.

“I feel lost, not empty…but-” You can feel the tears threatening to resurface again, but you keep them down, focusing on the cold ground of the concrete room, the feeling of skin sliding against skin as you twirl your fingers.

“It’s like I'm living just to live. You know? Like the world is one big movie and I’m watching myself participate in it.” You look at the floor, counting the cracks running through it as your voice breaks. You can hear the sound of Negan’s attentive breathing, and the thrum of his heartbeat as he listens.

“It feels like I’m a burden like no one wants me around. I’ve been yelled over and over again. All for little things too-” You take your bottom lip between your teeth, chewing on it nervously. Your heart is cracking as you say the words, and your voice is filled with uncertainty.

“It shouldn’t affect me as much as it does. The little side comments or weird glances. But it does, it ruins my-” And here come the tears. The one thing you hoped to avoid during this interaction.

You feel the wetness, and before you know it, it becomes a proverbial puddle of emotions. All stirring inside of you. “Hey, Hey.” Negan’s voice is softer now, a tone low and almost caring.

You ignore him though, in your mind your replaying those same events again. Walking through your morning like one would a DVD, fast forwarding and replaying, pausing ever so often to zoom in. You feel the tears gather in your eyes, and then your breathing stops.

You feel a pulse underneath your fingertips. Your fingers are being moved by someone else's, skating along a muscled forearm. Your pulled out of your auto-biography, as you watch what’s happening. Both of Negan’s arms are protruding from the metal bars.

His left is expanded in front of you, and his right has your fingers clasped in his as he drags your digits across a tattoo in the shape of a cross, whispering little things, almost to himself.

“That’s it”

“There you go, kiddo.”

“Breathe, relax.”

Once he sees he’s grabbed your attention, he lets go of your fingers, but you keep tracing the tattoo, running them up the faded ink, tracing its forgotten details. You love the way he groans just a little at your touch, a shiver coursing through his body.

It calms you, the simple act of going around in that t-shape over and over again, letting the tears fall freely now, not ashamed. Negan keeps his arm through the bars, letting you get lost in his other ink portraits.

However, he can see your chest still rising rapidly, and the soft sniffles of your crying. “Kiddo. Please. I need you to breathe.” He begs, and for some reason, you listen.

“Count with me, yeah?”

You nod slightly, focusing on another tattoo, this one is in the shape of a coffin. You trace the front line and then follow the other awkward diagonals. You breathe in once when you fully trace it and release the pent-up oxygen when you trace it again.

“One,” You both say in unison.

You continue to draw invisible lines across Negan’s skin for what feels like hours until your breath slows and your tears stop. You felt better, dare you say. The dull ache in your chest has vanished completely.

“Care to pass me that tray?”

“What-” You realize Negan’s pointing at his breakfast tray, and so you do, a little confused. He pulls his arm away from you to pull it to him. You start to stand, seeing this interaction is done with.

“Where you going? Sit down.” He demands as he props up the tray on his lap.

You dust off your jeans, “Why?”

“One of those assholes fed me today, figured I share it with someone.”

You chuckle lightly, smiling for the first time in a while. As you wipe away the dampness from your red cheeks, it’s hard not to miss the way Negan smiles to as you finally meet his eyes. “Yeah?”

“Yeah”.

[moths-and-crows]

Yooooo i have this really amazing recipe for delicious ginger cookies but the website is laggy as hell and filled with ads. So. Many. Ads.

So i decided i should post it here with a few very minor changes! (The website is called Taste of Home and the recipe is called Big Soft Ginger Cookies if you're curious)

keep in mind one batch makes a lot depending on how big you make the individual cookies. i just made this recipe and got 40 cookies, it usually makes roughly 2 1/2 - 3 dozen

Ingredients:

3/4 cup butter, softened

1 cup sugar

Additional sugar (Do not include this with the butter in the beginning, it is used at the end)

1 large egg, room temp

1/4 cup molasses

2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour

1 teaspoon baking soda

1/4 teaspoon salt

(Everything below this mark can be changed for taste. I personally always increase these measurements a little as I love the cinnamon-type spices)

2 teaspoons ground ginger

3/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon

1/2 teaspoon ground cloves

Directions:

Preheat oven to 350° Fahrenheit (or roughly 176° C according to google)

In a large bowl, cream butter and sugar until light and fluffy

Beat in egg and molasses

in a medium bowl, combine the flour, baking soda, ginger, cinnamon, cloves, and salt; gradually add to the creamed mixture and mix well

Roll into 1 1/2 in. balls, then roll in sugar (this is what the additional sugar was for)

Place 2 in. apart on ungreased baking sheets. Bake at 350° F until puffy and lightly browned, 10-12 minutes (its 11. I always use 11 minutes.)

These things cool incredibly fast and bake quickly too and they're absolutely delicious, highly recommend

@k1meoo here is recipe

[pepperonitowerask]

Yooooo! Noisette, hi! Any Idea who that Baggy guy is? Not too familiar with him. I mean, the outfit's cool but like... How's the guy see with a Bagface???

Noisette: "You know what, that is a good question! You must be pretty talented to see through that bag, Mr. Baghead!"

Baghead?: "Look I, I don't wanna get in your way I'll just slip past you and-"

Noisette: "Oh, no no! You're not in the way at all- in fact, I could really use a helping hand around here! You see- just come over and sit down-"

Noisette: "There we go, mon amie- you don't mind waitin' there while I get to work on perfecting my craft, do you? I need to keep my own cooking skills sharp after all, and Noisey never said anything about not touchin' Peppino's kitchen!"

Baghead: "..."

Baghead: "... ok???"

[yanderes-galore]

Yooooo hs requests are open!!! Can i request some yan kurloz or porrim hcs?

Kurloz is a very mysterious character :), although a lot of Purplebloods in HOMESTUCK are so- Decided to write because my head has cleared recently so I have motivation that must be used! No quadrant given, I assumed Matesprit.

Yandere! Kurloz Makara Concept ♑️

Pairing: Matesprit ❤️

Possible Trigger Warnings: Gender-Neutral Darling, Obsession, Stalking, Manipulation, Mind control/Brainwashing, Possessive behavior, Forced Matespritship.

Kurloz would be an eerie character to be obsessed with you.

He's silent, always silent.

Kurloz never speaks and it can be difficult to read him.

You won't know what he's thinking unless he wants you to know.

Kurloz is a yandere to speak through actions, not words due to his injury.

You most likely feel a chill when around him due to his quiet nature.

Despite being quiet Kurloz does care for his obsession.

In the way he does care for Meulin and Mituna, he cares for you.

Especially if he considers giving Matespritship a try again.

For the most part he'll silently watch you for most of his obsession.

Kurloz is mostly harmless but has secret intentions.

Similar to his Dancestor, Gamzee, he sees you as a "miracle".

For the most part Kurloz speaks to you through signs, or if you chat with him he uses reaction GIFs.

He uses his psychic chucklevoodoos if he wants to get a point across.

He's attentive to what you do and often communicates with Meulin about you.

For the most part, aside from his Ex-Matesprit and Moirail, he keeps to himself about his obsession.

He comes off as some sort of friend to you far as you can tell.

He doesn't care if you're a troll or human, in some way he feels you're important to him as his soon to be Matesprit.

He comes off harmless, he signs to you in a pleasant manner.

He's just so eerie.

Kurloz is a yandere who plots a lot behind the scenes.

He is a master at deception and manipulation.

Mostly due to his powers.

While Kurloz is communicating with you in a friendly manner, smiling and signing like he just wants to be you friend...

He's secretly manipulating things behind the scenes.

With his power he can simply tell others to stay away with threats.

They'll forget ever wanting to talk to you, even if they try then Kurloz will find a way to deal with them.

He's another one of those yanderes that acts akin to quicksand?

It's a slow descent before you realize you're trapped.

Even when you realize what you've gotten yourself into, you can't escape by yourself.

Plus, Kurloz gets rid of all your help.

Kurloz knows what he's doing, no he does not think it's wrong.

Even if you try to get him to stop or even suspect him of sabotaging your life, he'll use his chucklevoodoos on you.

When it comes to Kurloz, he sees his darling and those around them as a puppet.

When Kurloz decides to be involved with you, he'll make all the needed decisions for you.

Soon you may no longer find him creepy.

Kurloz promises you'll get used to the new changes he's made for you.

Friends and family other than him have no purpose in this grand plan his LORD has planned.

Kurloz just knows you're important to it all if you're important to him.

You may not understand it yet but he believes you're part of something grande.

Removing your friends and becoming his new Matesprit is necessary.

It's fated.

You just don't understand it yet.

There's no need to struggle, there's no need to fear...

Kurloz has got you now.

Any sense of unease or fear is quickly negated by him and his power.

He tells he adores you through his psychic abilities.

He holds you in a vice grip, even after he lets go it still feel like he lingers.

Kurloz is someone who controls you, one you can never get rid of.

His feelings of love towards you does nothing to comfort you.

Any positive feeling you feel towards him is most likely forcibly induced by him.

As a yandere, Kurloz acts as your puppet master...

While you act as his precious puppet.

[furiousjellifish]

✨❤️VALENTINE DAY SPECIAL❤️✨

❤️🖤🕷️shellshocked🐢🧡🧡

This is the MOST ADORABLE SHIP I'VE EVER SEEN!!!!

Straight up. I don't care. The first time I saw a fanart I was like "YOOOOO that's adorable and... Adorable"

It's so sweet It gives me diabetes, and I'm not mad about it because I haven't seen much angst till now and somewhat it is a good thing because the art about this became firm in my comfort virtual space

The trope that Mikey and Miles met each other while doing graffiti? Perfect doesn't describe it properly (I know every artist secretly wants to meet their soulmate while they are doing art)

Like I said with Rise Leosagi the union of the serie and the movie is totally legit and looks perfect.

But here's the thing: we all know that when the fam finds out about Miles they all shovel talk him, what if Mikey just stepped ahead?

Mikey: okay, today I gathered you all here because I have an announcement to make.

Raph: everything okay lil' guy?

Mikey: Yes I am okay but this thing is of vital matter. Ahem... I am going out on a date-

Everyone: WHAT?!?!!!

Donnie: who is it?!?!

Leo: when did this happened?!?!?!

Raph: was this the reason you were making chocolate Tuesday?!?!

Splinter: you are still too young to date Michelangelo!!!

Mikey: and this exactly why I gathered you all here, you are not aloud to follow me, spy on me or release any device to do so.

Donnie: you can't glare only at me Angelo, I'm not the only one that is thinking of doing so.

Mikey: Last but not least, if you even try to do any of the things that I listed or try and shovel talk my date you will feel the real Dr. Delicate touch on you soul.

Everyone: ...

Mikey: Anything you would like to say? CJJ.

CJJ: He's really sweet and likes you no matter what

Mikey: Thank you for the sweet spoiler Junior I will keep that in mind. With that said I have a date to get to, buh-bye!

[rise Leosagi]

[2003 Leosagi]

And finally the blogger will be able to have the date with their s/o

[ddlcpoly]

Yooooo I just wanna say thanks for making this blog because as a fandom we are starved for poly doki content

Now I personally tend to headcanon MC as aroace which definitely goes against the headcanons of this blog but when reading posts from here I either ignore my own headcanon or instead interpret MC here as being in a QPR with the others while the girls are all together romantically but all five of them still love each other the same

I'm not entirely sure why I brought that up if I'm being honest, I think the main point is that despite what I normally do, you've been able to make content that is still really REALLY enjoyable (and also because I'm a bit curious on your opinion of aroace MC)

Anyway in short cool blog! Love wins!!!!

Thanks dude! Funnily enough one of the main reasons I made this blog was because of the drought of polyclub (I dunno if it’s a widespread ship name, but I like it), so I decided: “Fuck it, if no one else is going to do it, then I am!” and the I did lol.

Now I personally can’t really see MC as aroace, probably because I see him as kinda romance starved (if that’s even a term). I think that’s mostly due to the fact that everyone that likes MC has a version of them in their head (you could also say that about any character thanks to the fact that we all interpret characters differently, but it’s most appear to with MC) thanks to the fact that he was deliberately made with very little personality in mind, even through he does present some, you just have to look for it. He’s kinda like a vague idea of a character that people mold to better fit their AU or story and I kinda like that as fan of ddlc.

Anyways thanks a lot for the ask and the continuous support, I remember that you basically like all my posts and constantly reblog my silly little things and I really appreciate it, it helps me keep me motivated to write on this blog. Love wins!!!!!

[m1d-45]

Yooooo what if reader wakes up before Xiao does and sees him asleep and starts to pet him because they are happy that Pretty Bird is finally warming up to them? Aaaaaaaa my heart -sibling anon

ouuuuu little xiaoooo…. tiny bird friend that you coo over and “are you cold, blue bird?” and aAA hes so

you keep him cuddled in the collar of your cloak (gifted by an abyss mage, so it has fur around it to hold him <3) as you carefully go about your day, and it’s only when you trip and jerk that he wakes with a startled squawk. you remove him from the plush fur and soothe him, a smile on your face, “did you sleep well, pretty bird?”

he’s so happy bird faces aren’t as expressive as human ones. his face feels like it’s on fire, his heart racing from a mix of embarrassment and affection.

you set him on your wrist and continue walking, letting him flutter away if he wanted. “i don’t mind. i’m just glad you’re starting to like me.”

‘starting,’ huh?

with beating wings and heart, xiao moves up to your shoulder, letting himself rest against your skin.

[changbinsboiledegg]

Explaining my absence

Yooooo, long time eh? I didn’t intend to ‘abandon’ this account. I will explain though under the keep reading tab.

Trigger warning// Sh00ting, whole lotta trauma dumping, not a very upbeat 'coming back' post.

Last time I was online, was December? January? One of those. But December 27th was the last post I made. December 28th, the day after my last post, I was at my job working my shift (obviously) and basically, there was a shooting. I didn’t get hurt, no one I worked with got hurt. I even went in for my shift the next day because I wasn’t hurt. But the possibility that I or any one I knew COULD’VE been hurt, really fucked me up and for MONTHS, as you can see. Only 3 people got hurt, the two with guns and a lady who just happened to be nearby. But yeah, because of that and thinking I was going to die that night before I knew what was happening, I lost motivation for everything, Tumblr, writing, even waking up. I lost friends, I lost countless hours of sleep, I picked up every shift I could and basically overworked myself to forget, even though it happened at the place I was forcing myself to go to. I thought if I was there a lot, I wouldn’t be so afraid. I never had time for anything because I was overworking myself. I lost a lot. I lost a part of myself. I keep thinking of that fear I had, I keep thinking I’m being dramatic. I keep thinking of where I was when it happened, I can even tell you who I was talking to, what all was said, and what happened after. I thought I was gonna see a dead body. I thought if I ran faster than everyone else, I was going to unknowingly get someone else hurt or killed, so I stayed behind and tried to make sure everyone left alive before I was kicked out and went to find my coworkers. I know, “why would you stay behind, dumbass?”. So if you were wondering where I’ve been, here ya go. I didn’t mean to go on this long of a hiatus, or even a hiatus at all. I didn’t mean for this situation to control me like this for so long.

To any friends I’ve made on here, I’m so sorry for disappearing. I did/ do think of you guys and I do want to get back in touch.

Trauma dumping aside, I’m not going to continue to abandon or delete or stop posting on here. That’s not what I wanted to do in the first place. I would love nothing more than to get back into the flow of writing and posting stuff you guys request.

Not to beg for requests, but if you want, I’m down to get back into the reason I made this account and make posts for you guys again.

I love y’all. You were always on my mind even when I lost mine.

[firecrackerhh]

I HAVE THOUGHTS!!!

Ok not really a lot of this is just gonna be quotes I like. With a few sprinklings of original thought mixed in.

S1E1: “Come place your fate in her inexperienced hands as she tries to work through her daddy issues by fixing you!”

Damn Al so fucking savage.

“I like being forced!” “Keep that to yourself Niff.”

“I need a big strong daddy to put me in my place…on the path to redemption!”

“I ain’t no actor, I can’t memorize this shit!”

Uuuuuuh…is Niffty ok?

The angels obviously don’t like that one of their own has been killed…but like…wouldn’t they just…go back to heaven? I was under the impression you couldn’t kill an Angel unless I’m missing something. Tho I guess it’s only fair, if demons can be killed permanently, so can angels.

S1E2: Lmao I would watch a show called “I fucked your sister, so what?”

Ooooh Vox can teleport through electronics.

“Wrist ruffles, what is this, 1750? Burn it like the witches who wore it!”

“Take care of the pissbaby!”

OMG Val is such a pissbaby LMAO!! I see Vox wears the pants in the relationship.

“Killing Alastor is your kink.”

“He wanted me to join his team, I said no and now he’s pissy, that’s the tea!” Yooooo!!

“Not many people have been able to take off this much of me! It must mean a lot to you!” Fucking burns it Lmao.

“Now if you excuse me, I’m off to not have intercourse before marriage!”

Poor Angel.

“If they don’t kill you, go ahead and do it yourself, you miserable failure!” Lmao me internally when people make me angry.

Ok the song was cute ngl.

S1E3: “Oh hello purple female!”

Alastor: ‘says literally anything’ I love him.

Vaggie acting like a lil drill sergeant.

“I like sucking—popsicles you sicko! Get your mind out of the gutter!”

“Sometimes I kill mother bugs in front of their children as a warning to others!” Oh Niffty you sick bitch, no wonder Al keeps you around Lmao.

“YAY PAIN!!!”

I was not expecting her to keep doing it, so Niffty is a masochist, got it.

Zestial kinda hot ngl.

Loved the song! I love Velvette.

Mother!? Wait is Carmilla hellborn?? She has KIDS!?!

“Nothing requires more trust than BDSM baby!” I mean…he’s right.

Vaggie just taking them to a fucking turf war or some shit LMAOOO. I mean, there’s also no trust like between those fighting for a common cause so…it works.

So Carmilla killed that angel…can’t say I blame her.

S1E4 Husk calling out everyone Lmao. “And Niffty? You don’t wanna know what her deal is.”

“What the fuck makes you think you can treat him like that!?”

Oooooh I wanna see Charlie kick Val’s ass so baaaaaad!!! Angel can join in too of course.

So Husk was an overlord before Alastor came along…interesting.

Songs a mood.

Charlie must be protected at all costs, thank Satan she has Vaggie.

Also apparently Charlie hasn’t seen her mom in 7 years? And I think they said Alastor was gone for 7 years?

Ok there’s gotta be a third 7 coming up, it’s gotta mean something right?

Guess I gotta stay tuned.

[jackals-ships]

JACKAL I must apologize I was like I WILL GO CHECK F/O LIST because I am not 100% sure which bot you ship with (<- did not care about robots until suddenly I cared A LOT) though I thiiink it's Megatron bUT sorry if I'm wrong fkdjashkj BUT BEARING IN MIND I HAVEN'T FINISHED S1...I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SHIP(S) 👀 and perhaps read fic at some point if you are able to find it @goldenworldsabound

(<- did not care about robots until suddenly I cared A LOT) IS AN ENTIRE MOOD THO HFKF tfp is like some sleeper cell activation code i SWEAR,,, + ur all good !! i gotta fiddle w my f/o list a lil and then repost it bc i kept meaning to make minor changes an then forgor,

BUT ANYWAYS YES !!! he's also, hilariously, one of the f/os i have a physical lil guy of despite being not on my radar as long as like garrus hf

also a read more bc i woke up Rambly today <3

he gets to sit with the ponies :} bc he canonically likes mlp at least according to the lil ask Megatron bit + there was a whole comics crossover (2 I think actually?)

breakdown + knockout are also My Besties they started out as like kinda baby crushes <- local aro can't tell the difference between Feelings even in fiction more at 11 [lighthearted] before megs came for my braincell with the fuckin. steel chair HFJ so seeing you go 👀🥰 at knocks i was like FUCK YEAH LETS GOO !!! im dropping into his work station from the ships vents like oooo someone's got a cruuuuush ooooo you wanna be all (⁠ʃ⁠ƪ⁠＾⁠3⁠＾⁠）don't u knocks- (jackal is once again banned from the nemesis)

okay okay but; i rlly only have one fic Finished and luckily had the foresight to post it to AO3. it's a lil older so not totally in character + canon but still silly and cute hjfkd

NOW GETTING INTO MY RED STRING TERRITORY-

when i get into something with a lot of continuities i tend to kinda? squish em together? or take bits and pieces going >:3 my city now, so the jackal x megatron ship is Primarily TFP but ive also absconded with fun movie details (like megs being i think it was 30? 40 ft tall? Fuck Huge,,,,) and also bits of comics lore/designs (holomatter is an interesting concept and im chewing on Meg's as we speak. gnawing on his arm even-)

but regardless this ship is totally my Slice Of Life Comedy Hour Chill LoFi Beats type of ship HKF like im a sucker for darker stuff higher stakes but i think this one has 0 stakes

like. like jackal and megatron literally met because jackal enjoys long walks on the beach exploring places Away from the city and Generally Away From Ppl to just sorta vibe. and ofc the normal thing to do when coming across a Definitely Alien And If Not Alien Then Like Secret Government Ship is to walk away. NOT wander ur happy lil ass inside like :0 yooooo what do These buttons do

and then when you get kicked out instead of getting squished like the bug you shouldn't come back via the air vents. again. and again and again and AGAIN and AG- until the local alien warlord gives in and is like "yeah okay this is my life now ig???" (soundwave was totally helping them btw. he likes drama 😌 and also has his own human hi adri so he can't say shit-) (also I've never decided on the Actual number of times they break it, in my brain it keeps slowly going up jus bc I find the concept SO funny. pov you're an alien warlord worried you got alien rodents and oh no NVM it's the human again. FUCK-)

it's absolutely the slowest burn too bc Meg's Refuses to admit that he has a crush on the weird squishy thing that keeps breaking in (until he's decided they're dating. and doesn't bother mentioning this) while jackals just 🥰 hehehoho big robot friend who calls me scraplet and sweetspark and sometimes puppy 🥰🥰🥰 also threatened to kill any mech who was mean to me 🤔🤔 weird. aaanyways

THERE'S ALSO a running joke in my head of that "what do you have?" "A KNIFE" "NO-" but it's jackal running off with energon bc you can't SHOW ME a cool liquid and have me NOT want to drink it !! Just a sippy. jus a lil- we'll have the hospital on speed dial pleeeeaaaase-😭

anyways tldr jackal megatron is "I'm not trapped with him he's trapped with me yaaaay :D" and "robot google; weird fuzzy feeling in spark?? how to remove weird fuzzy feeling?? robot google human exterminator near me-"

[faecatastrophe]

Huh, that's an interesting chain of events.

*Sun goes dark*

Exarch: YOOOOO, I GOT AN IDEA. THIS WILL BE A SCAM OF CENTURY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Researchers: So yeah, comrades, we now know how to do gene moding

Colony: GENE MODING!, LET'S GOOOO!! BEER TIME!!! BEER TIME!!!

Oh... how could I not. It calls to me. The whispers in my mind, Chernobyl beckons me.

My man Chris had a moment of self-reflection and decided he fuckin hates men. That's the spirit!

We have finally finished cooking a clone of Exarch. Just in time because she just got shred to pieces by mechanoids, well in the archo stack goes. Long Live Exarch!

Arthur decided to break up with Exarch shortly after the succesful experiment. Reactionary sentiment, keep eyes on him, send to polar cap colony in case of further suspicious activity.

In background League is spreading, we now have a factory town called Exarchgrad [ o7 ], a mine and hunting outpost.

"It's called fashion, look it up honey" installed eltex adorments to improve psycast (Red Magic of Bolshevik Guild) stats. Didn't expect it to have a visual effect, but it's kinda cool.

Also in background there was a lot of new lovers, breakups and divorces to the point that I have no idea what is happening. I think someone has three wives which, good for them I guess.

[skeletood]

NEW EPS THOUGHTS TIME OH BOY OH BOY

The Warrior:

- PURE FEAR OVER THE THREAT OF FACING CONSEQUENCES

- KID PLEASE HE’S ONLY LIKE 2 INCHES TALL YOU WOULDNT HURT A LITTLE GUY WOULD YOU

- his ass WOULD know what worldstar is

- :( <--- my face as i mark a 0 on the “Days Since Another ‘Beavis Gets Assaulted Joke’ Was Made” board

- I will say though i love how quick they are to jump on board with each others bits. like their ability to just start riffing off each other sometimes is really fucking cute

- this ep is so fun theyre just playing toys with each other without a single care in the world

- he’s a special warrior and he is invincible :D HE’S THE CHAMPION !!! so proud of him

very cute ep, simple, fun :]

Vasectomies:

- This guy knows what he’s talking about! (proceeds to not pay attention whatsoever). good call boys

- jesus stripper

- “You’re the biggest dumbass in the world <3″ “Up yours <3″ literal couple communication goals 

- “Say it sister” shut up. queer faggot. faggot. its pride month he’s gotta show off his rainbow side thank you mike 

- Pictured: Butthead having to explain the joke to his autistic husband in terms he understands

- oh just look how polite

idk why they hit him especially hard with the fairy boy beam this episode but im here for it. i guess getting married just does that to ya

- oh yknow just two grown men going into the dr’s office to get a procedure at the same time directly beside each other. nothing weird about this. its just so they can hold hands in a manly way the whole time in case one of them gets scared dont mind them

- YOOOOO BUTTHEADS GOT A PS5? I GOTTA HANG OUT AT HIS HOUSE

- THIS AND ALL THE FRAMED PICTURES OF FIRE HE HAS ON HIS WALLSSSS HE LOVES HIS LITTLE BEAVLETTES AS MUCH AS HE LOVES FIRE what a good dad awwww

- also the both of them maintaining such a childish and idealistic imagination into their middle ages is kinda fucking awesome. like. they still havent lost that weird sense of innocence im so happy for them

- what a beautiful family. mama beavis id love a dr pepper

- they’d wanna be good daaaaaaaaads

- “the world needs more buttheads” highly agreed

I liked these eps a lot!!! Very cute, nothing happened whatsoever and they got kicked in the nads. What more could you ask for from new episodes? 

AND WE KEEP THE NO PISS DRINKING STREAK LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I STAY WINNING